Mensan Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2011/02/61db112a65e61747ef2b279cfbf1e90a/original.jpg?t=1297808510 Holy Shit a funny Das Borgen post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 This broad Jill goes home one night with a guy she meets at the club. He is tall, super hot and seems different than most other guys she meets. They arrive at this place and head straight to his bedroom. Jill cant help but to notice a shelf full of teddy bears! On the bottom shelf there are small teddy bears all lined up next to each other. The middle shelf the medium sized teddy bears are all lined up beside each other and finally the top shelf have all large teddy bears lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is very sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she wants to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a BJ and lets him pound her and even does anal! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, smiles at him and asks, "how was that"? He nods and says, "not too f***ing bad at all. Help yourself to the prize on the middle shelf". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 edit... no funny found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimTaylor751647545500 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 fuck you too bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 fuck you too bitch I'd let her rate mine. http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/keeptryingp1.gif http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/hghp1.gif http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/howrudep1.gif http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/snugglesp11.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Main3s Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 (edited) http://www.arcticoak.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/wantedone2.jpg http://ares.stopdroplol.com/content/16430/resized/1263369322656.jpg?1267010927 Edited February 17, 2011 by super_gtp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Draco-REX Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168321_1783221777690_1153849369_2021945_5161868_n.jpg I must not be Amurrican, I recognized that Africa was missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xTHExBOSSx46 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 the only part that made me half smile was the buttflap........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20135422/funny%2Chahaha%2C%2C%2C%2Cmy%2Clife%2Cstory%2C%2C%2C%2Ctypography%2Cenough-db60aa07f48bff1e96e4393162a5f470_h.jpg lols!! KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murse Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168321_1783221777690_1153849369_2021945_5161868_n.jpg someone chop africa in there and put "AIDS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Original ad: Hello. I am a responsible young professional looking to sublet a studio or 1 br apt in or around East village. I am looking to move in on Mar 15. 2000/mo is my budget. Thans From Me to **********@********.org: Hey, I am leaving for London on business and need to sublet my studio apartment immediately. It is a beautiful spacious apartment in the East Village (near Tompkins Square Park). Rent is $1750/month and you can move in as soon as February 25th. Please let me know if you are interested. Regards, Mike From Ari ****** to Me: Hi Mike thanks for responding. A few questions: how big is the apt? how long can is the lease til? do you have any pics or a floor plan? I want to move in on mar 15- is that ok? From Me to Ari ******: March 15th is fine with me. The apartment is 370 square feet. I don't have any pictures, but I have included a floor plan to give you an idea of the layout of the apartment. The lease is up in November 2011, but you have the option to renew if you wish. Please let me know if you have any more questions about the apartment. Mike Attachments: http://dontevenreply.com/images/floorplan.jpg From Ari ****** to Me: Mike did you send me the wrong plan or is there really a pool in your apartment. From Me to Ari ******: Oh, yes. I should have mentioned the pool. I had an exercise pool installed in the apartment because I was training for a swimming marathon. It is a really nice pool. It is 39 inches deep with powerful jets and a vinyl liner. The pool is great if you like to swim. Mike From Ari ****** to Me: Thats a pretty important thing to forget to mention, doncha think?! It takes up the whole f-ing apartment! How is there no bathroom?? Where am I supposed to shower and sleep? From Me to Ari ******: I know, it is a really nice pool. I usually use the kitchen as the bathroom. You can either pee in the sink, or out the window. The window overlooks an alley behind 5th St, and most of the time nobody walks below you. Even if you do piss on someone, you are on the 7th floor so they will probably have no idea where it came from. By the time it hits them, you will most likely be zipped up and have the window shut. The sink has a garbage disposal in case you need to take a dump. Showering? You don't need to shower - you have a pool! Just go for a swim any time you are trying to wash off. Sleep? I've got that covered too. I have an extremely comfortable pool raft I sleep on. It is like sleeping on a waterbed! It has a couple of cup holders you can put your phone/keys/beer/whatever in. I'll include this with the apartment for an extra $10. I am free tomorrow if you want to check the place out and fill out the sublet papers. Mike From Ari ****** to Me: Hmm well yes that does sound nice, but I am looking for a place where I dont have to shit in my sink and sleep in a goddamn pool. Come on man! Good luck finding someone to rent you'll need it! From Me to Ari ******: You don't have to shit in the sink, it is just an option. You can also shit out the window, or shit in a bucket next to the window and dump it out the window. There is an Indian restaurant that backs up to the alley, so it already smells like shit down there. At least come over and try my raft before you decide that sleeping in a pool is a bad thing. I'll even throw in a couple of pool noodles for free. Mike From Ari ****** to Me: Stop trying to sell me your POS apartment, if you can even call it that. You know what makes an apartment an apartment? A bed. Bathroom. Furnature. NOT A FUCKING POOL. Why am I arguing with you? This is fucking ridiculous. Conversation over. From Me to Ari ******: Why are you so afraid of sleeping in this pool? Be honest, do you not know how to swim? If so, I can give you the number of a good lifeguard I know. From Ari ****** to Me: Shut the hell up. I hope you drown in your pool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im faster Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 That was funny... And yeah I saw the commercial on tv and fountains the butt flap funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Original ad: Hello. I am a responsible young professional looking to sublet a studio or 1 br apt in or around East village. I am looking to move in on Mar 15. 2000/mo is my budget. Thans From Me to **********@********.org: Hey, I am leaving for London on business and need to sublet my studio apartment immediately. It is a beautiful spacious apartment in the East Village (near Tompkins Square Park). Rent is $1750/month and you can move in as soon as February 25th. Please let me know if you are interested. Regards, Mike From Ari ****** to Me: Hi Mike thanks for responding. A few questions: how big is the apt? how long can is the lease til? do you have any pics or a floor plan? I want to move in on mar 15- is that ok? From Me to Ari ******: March 15th is fine with me. The apartment is 370 square feet. I don't have any pictures, but I have included a floor plan to give you an idea of the layout of the apartment. The lease is up in November 2011, but you have the option to renew if you wish. Please let me know if you have any more questions about the apartment. Mike Attachments: From Ari ****** to Me: Shut the hell up. I hope you drown in your pool! That guy is funny as shit. Has way better conversations than that one though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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