bmwohio Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1217748/81053301.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Did I miss the LOL? Little bewbs. LOL HAHHAHAHAHAA!!!! GROSS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bmwohio Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-42.jpg?w=500 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-3.jpg?w=500 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-40.jpg?w=500&h=332 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-31.jpg?w=500&h=648 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-38.jpg?w=500&h=622 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-16.jpg?w=500&h=666 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-humps-15.jpg?w=500&h=500 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/daily-afternoon-randomness-6.jpg?w=500&h=662 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/daily-afternoon-randomness-91.jpg?w=500&h=372 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-monday-45.jpg?w=500&h=709 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-monday-29.jpg?w=500&h=556 Meanwhile in Russia.... http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dar-monday-2.jpg?w=500&h=772 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/6723332608.gif?w=320&h=180 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Green Bastard Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 I saw this on another forum and thought it was a little humorous. Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty BlackOps2 and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve you social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! T-Bone Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia. S Clizzy Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard. Santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 OH LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PRD2BDF Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I cannot find that correspondence between the angry neighbor and Thorne, I laughed so hard. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGH STEELERS Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIUe0iCHBE Haters wanna be me (Krispy Kreme) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I cannot find that correspondence between the angry neighbor and Thorne, I laughed so hard. Anyone know what I'm talking about? The yard light? Took me about 30 seconds. http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) BC when he was in high School. Edited December 16, 2012 by Buck531 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIUe0iCHBE Haters wanna be me (Krispy Kreme) money maker mike is a real thug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 BC when he was in high School. True story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Two men eat hot peppers and then attempt to conduct an interview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/188n2i5l2fq9pgif/original.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/DXweX.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 troll mode is maxed http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/188njjq82g4hqjpg/original.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwohio Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/31561_445308712191576_748480450_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Otis Nice Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 pic size is maxed FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 FTFY u know it, broceratops http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7653.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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