Buck531 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/jhUZtnU.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/052c12a1092f2754be374646b0f8e8d1/tumblr_modoboisCC1rs57f8o1_500.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/edit_zps344be161.jpg Well played, Das. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Eli FTW!! I posted that two days ago in the NWS section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Then DB posted it here, Eli spammed it, DB edited his post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I posted that two days ago in the NWS section. Lynn FTW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I posted that two days ago in the NWS section. Here is "The Loop"; O Here is you; -> . Notice that you are not IN "The Loop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/fldqaTb.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Orion Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Dude. That shit is funny. This is how I imagine it must be to actually talk to some of the folks in CB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Dude. That shit is funny. This is how I imagine it must be to actually talk to some of the folks in CB. They use typing jammers. but yeah, wow, I wanna try that app now to see if it's legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/7734/ucjho9957288.gif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 When the mood strikes you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russian rocket Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 thought these were pretty funny These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Where did you find those? I want moar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 That book is absolutely awesome. I'm not sure if it's had any revisions since I read it back several years ago, but I'd imagine it could have had at least one. Duff, I'm sure you could find it on Amazon, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny2theG Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zeitgeist57 Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 :lol: Please keep these coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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