Casper Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ill trade you a swift kick in the dickShut up or I'll change your avatar to this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 now thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 they are also good for picking up girls with more tattoos than teeth.hahahahahah.. Thats good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I just had a guy email me about my ZX10 on Craigslist. He wants to trade me for his 92 Camaro RS. 305 TBI, 5spd, etc. It has low miles (62k), so I was mildly interested. I'm thinking LSX swap. KBB on it is $3,030. KBB on the 10 is $7,390. So I said throw in $4,300 and we might be able to work a deal. He got all pissy and said "if i had 4300 i could get a nice gixxer pretty easily, so sorry to waste your time". What was he thinking? That someone would actually be interested in trading a $7000+ sportbike for a $3000, 16yr old car? Dude! Never argue with an idiot, they only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 :lol: welcomes to Craigs Liyst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnor Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I've never had much luck, or faith in Craig's list.......I always get that same crap (trades etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Trade him even. At least the car would match that halloween outfit you have in the closet and you know he would wad himself up on that slow zx10 in short order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magifesq Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Next time have him call you up so you have the pleasure of sternly saying ' that's insulting' as you hang up on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Shut up or I'll change your avatar to this:So what, I plunder booty in the Captains Quarters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 WTF at least I offered you a Daytona AND a reach around. The latter is probably worth more but who's counting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 So what, I plow flounder's booty in the Captains Quarterswhatthegay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I just had a guy email me about my ZX10 on Craigslist. He wants to trade me for his 92 Camaro RS. 305 TBI, 5spd, etc. It has low miles (62k), so I was mildly interested. I'm thinking LSX swap. KBB on it is $3,030. KBB on the 10 is $7,390. So I said throw in $4,300 and we might be able to work a deal. He got all pissy and said "if i had 4300 i could get a nice gixxer pretty easily, so sorry to waste your time". What was he thinking? That someone would actually be interested in trading a $7000+ sportbike for a $3000, 16yr old car? THATS NOTHING!!! I had an IDIOT ask me to trade my flawless CBR929RR for a 1986 piece of shit boat motor, just the motor, no boat, what the F'k am I going to do with a f'king boat motor! And my listing said "NO TRADES!!" except for a supermoto bike, WTF. I actually had to remove my listing I was getting so many calls about trades. I just relisted it again recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 What's wrong with people????31 years on this earth and I still haven't figured that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 31 years on this earth and I still haven't figured that out.OMG....could this be true???? Ur back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 OMG....could this be true???? Ur back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's great to be back Miss Pratt! I'M BACKBy: EminemEminem: That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) That's why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never Heard of a mind as perverted as mine, you better Get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? I'm waitin' for hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxous as hell Manson, you're safe in that cell, thankful is jail I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve At thirteen I was putting shells in the gauge on the shelf, I used to Get punked and bullied on my block, till I cut a kitten's head off And stuck it in this kid's mailbox (HEY! MOM! MOM!), I used to give a Fuck, now I could give a fuck less What do I think of sucess? It sucks! Too much press *And stress, too much cess, and breasts, too upset It's just, too much mess, I guess, I must just blew up quick (yes) Grew up quick? (no) was raised right? Whatever you say's wrong, whatever I say's right You think of my name now whenever you say hi, became a commodity because I'm W - H - I - T - E, 'cause MTV was so friendly to me, can't wait 'till Kim sees me Now is it worth it? Look at my life. How is it perfect? Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't working? You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down. Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now! Chorus: Eminem: That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (shady) (I'm back) I'm back (I'm back) School Choir: SLIM SHADY! Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent Victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe (record scratching)...my name is Slim Shady I been crazy way before radio didn't play me The sensational "back, it's the incredible!" With Ken Kaniff who just finds them ineditable it's, Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, tryin' to Lure your kids, with him, INTO BED, it's a Sick worldwe live in these days"Slim, for pete's sake, put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" Geez! You guys are so sensitive. "Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it..." Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frentic, 'Cause eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented, Doin' lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin' out And all highin' and dosing it And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me Repeat Chorus: I take seven kids from columbine and stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine A Mac-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time, 'cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy as this world was Over this whole Y2K thing, and by the way N'Sync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? Lip-sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings? That's why I tend to block out when I hear things 'Cause all these fans screamin' is making my ears ring So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother, and at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine What's my name? Repeat Chorus: Guess who's back Gue-gue-Guess who's back Guess who's back Gue-gue-Guess who's back Hi Mom D12 Dr Dre Slim Shady 2001 I'm blew out from this blunt fuck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXcrbXx Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Yeah just to see what he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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