Main3s Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I literally punched the piss outta my dog last night at 3:46am. I was asleep and he jumped up on the bed and was just staring at me (He had to go potty). I woke up and saw what I thought was a person in my face, after yelling “Oh SHIT!” I punched him twice as hardas I could. I mean I really thought someone was in my house! He went flying and hit the dresser, then the floor and pissed all over. I felt bad, but it scared the fuck outta me! BTW he's only a 30 pound cocker spaniel, he's okay but after I let him out he didn't come back to bed I let my 90 pound boxer sleep with instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Wow dude, you better have some serious "reconnecting" with your dog today. I mean, i realize it was an accident, but the dog doesnt know that. I'd hate for somethign like that to turn into a dog with some sort of trauma related mood change towards you or someone else.. maybe even not waking you up at night, for fear of getting hit, and just pissing on the carpet instead.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Naaa, he's my best bud and he's okay, I called him back after I reaized what happened and he came. I apologized and gave him a little canned food when he got back inside. I was wide awake for about 30 minutes after. I turned on the all the lights too for a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimpsy1647545505 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 lol http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/33/lolcatsdotcomb8drvl0ewv6n9ldo.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSUPITTSBURGH427 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Haha that's awesome, at least you know you're not a bitch and if it ever were to happen you would have the balls to do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ^ true ... you could've screamed like a girl, curled into the fetal position, and pissed all over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ^ true ... you could've screamed like a girl, curled into the fetal position, and pissed all over yourself. well he claims it was the dog that pissed on the floor....but I dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 don't ever have kids......that shit happens weekly at my house; only no punches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Haha that's awesome, at least you know you're not a bitch and if it ever were to happen you would have the balls to do something. That's what I thought too, I was ready to fuck someone up. well he claims it was the dog that pissed on the floor....but I dunno It WAS the dog I swear. http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/TubeDriver/funnydog.jpg ^^ That... is a creapy dog. I'd proably punch that thing wide awake on a sunday afternoon. don't ever have kids......that shit happens weekly at my house; only no punches. :funny: My kids would be messed up! I can see it now, 4:00 am.... "Daddy I'm thirsty." WTF!!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/beat.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ^^ win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 My dog would have destroyed you for doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Brian that is fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 don't ever have kids......that shit happens weekly at my house; only no punches. Think of how peaceful it would be if you started..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 The video is just...creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Next time use a stick, he will learn faster that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 The video is just...creepy. ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!! Thats fucking wrong when he traps her in the room. Gosh thats messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 like to see you do that when my 160 cane corso does that shit. Hitting him i dont think would phase him any. then he would eat your face..but he know better then to fuck with me when im sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 cocker spaniels apparently remember shit for a while. my g/f's parents got one that was a few years old about a year ago. everytime i'd be joking around and grab my g/fs arm or something, he growled at me. one day, he was laying on the g/f's mom's arm, she moved, and he chomped down on her arm...she stood up and he was hanging from her arm. i think she got like 50-60 stitches on the top and bottom inside and out of her arm. the dr. said he could see straight thru her arm from where he bit her. dog was dead the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 cocker spaniels apparently remember shit for a while. my g/f's parents got one that was a few years old about a year ago. everytime i'd be joking around and grab my g/fs arm or something, he growled at me. one day, he was laying on the g/f's mom's arm, she moved, and he chomped down on her arm...she stood up and he was hanging from her arm. i think she got like 50-60 stitches on the top and bottom inside and out of her arm. the dr. said he could see straight thru her arm from where he bit her. dog was dead the next day. Cocker spaniels are fucking crazy as shit. I've never met one you could turn your back to, cause the secound you did, they'd fucking attack. Probally too much inbreeding with em'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahnstoermer1647545488 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I literally punched the piss outta my dog last night at 3:46am. I was asleep and he jumped up on the bed and was just staring at me (He had to go potty). I woke up and saw what I thought was a person in my face, after yelling “Oh SHIT!” I punched him twice as hardas I could. I mean I really thought someone was in my house! He went flying and hit the dresser, then the floor and pissed all over. I felt bad, but it scared the fuck outta me! BTW he's only a 30 pound cocker spaniel, he's okay but after I let him out he didn't come back to bed I let my 90 pound boxer sleep with instead. I have not laughed so hard in weeks!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appn88 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 my neighbor used to have a cocker spaniel, i hated that dog, tried to bite anyone that came to the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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