simonzayne Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny female by chance? You: Oh you know it. Stranger: ha Stranger: asl You: 18/f/kentucky Stranger: 20 m ohio You: where at in ohio You: i got some family up that way. Stranger: cincy You: that's not too far from me. Stranger: thats pretty cool Stranger: what are u doing right now You: waiting on pa to get out of the bathroom You: hes been shting in there for 30 minutes already Stranger: sick Stranger: are you hot You: i'm hotter than hell You: we don't have conditioned air Stranger: cool Stranger: pic? You: why would i give you one of those? Stranger: bc i have webcam You: oh? Stranger: yeah Stranger: msn? You: whats that? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I about shit when he said he was from Ohio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonzayne Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. You: will you kiss my dirty place? Stranger: depends You: on? Stranger: are you a guy or a girl You: which do you want me to be Stranger: i dont really care Stranger: which one are you You: i'm a girl Stranger: oh cool You: trapped in a mans body Stranger: nice Stranger: are you hot You: not really Stranger: do you have a nice cock You: well yeah i am You: i guess it depends You: what are you into Stranger: guys, girls Stranger: traps Stranger: pretty open minded You: that's cool You: a/s/l/cr? Stranger: 20 m Stranger: you ? You: 16 m Stranger: nice Stranger: i like younger guys You: do you? Stranger: yeah You: what do you like about younger guys? Stranger: the way they look Stranger: and feel Stranger: and they are fun You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database Stranger: i dont care im not an american Stranger: and you're legal in my country You: i = fail You: i just can't do it anymore Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was laughing too hard to come up with something to say. I suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol, if you post the FBI mssg a thing from omegle pops up and says on there side, or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 on there side, or both? Just their side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a virgin? Stranger: ya You: lol You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hi You: ok this is how it work I say something then you say something back You: its call a conversation You: try it Stranger: chill Stranger: wat do u do You: internet tough guy You: pay is goo and there is no heavy lifting You: good* Stranger: where r u from You: whats it matter? Stranger: nothin just askin You: what do you want Stranger: just a chat You: well what do you want to talk about? Stranger: nothing special Stranger: do you have any intersts You: yeah you You: asl? Stranger: m male dude You: ever have sex with anothe man. Stranger: so better dont take interest in me Stranger: no m straight You: its not gay if our balls don't touch You: so am I You: you calling me a fag? Stranger: no Stranger: do u want me 2 Stranger: go get a life buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerTurbo Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: gay? You: you are? thats serial business Stranger: I am You: CR? Stranger: cr? what is this? You: cock rot, all the fagz get it Stranger: WELL...I do not know what it is Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helloo You: sup? Stranger: bit worried Stranger: do u know stuff about sex You: i invented it Stranger: oh funny Stranger: do u know if u can get babies Stranger: if the guy puts it in ur mouth? You: yes, but you throw them up You: it's a beautiful thing You: so precions You: precious* You: so magestic Stranger: be srs Stranger: pls You: i am serious Stranger: You: you probably have a mouth baby You: what are you going to name it? Stranger: never heard of it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? You: Hi, I'm Chris Hanson Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo ) You: hi Stranger: asl please You: can we have a serious conversation> You: ?/ Stranger: yeah You: ok I have a problmes and don't know where to turn Stranger: ok but first.. asl... i won;t disconnect.. You: 16 m IN Stranger: ok.. Stranger: soo what are ur problems? You: last night my girl and I had sex for the first time (we were both virgins) this morning I wake up and have this really bad rash for lack of a better word Stranger: omg. thats not good. Stranger: did u use a condom? You: its swolen up and and there are several (zits) that are leaking puss You: no Stranger: ohhh, well u might wanna go to the doctor and have that checked out. You: I cant tell my parents the will kill me and take away my college fund Stranger: cuz u had sex? You: isn't there anything I can try first You: yeah they are strict cathlics You: catholic Stranger: idk I'm not a doctor.. take a shower and wash it first of all. You: did that I even tried to drain the puss out but that kinda made it worse Stranger: u prolly have an STI or something, sorry to say, but I took a class about that and those are some of the signs of gonnarhea,however u spell it. You: how can this happen You: this was both of ours first time Stranger: maybe she wasn't really a virgin Stranger: maybe she lied You: she was I have known her for ever You: she would lie to me Stranger: okay it is prolly just all the hormones, the rash will prolly go away in a couple days, not kidding. You: wouldn't* You: it really itched bad You: are you sure Stranger: yeah. You: ok Stranger: u obviously don;t have gonnarhea so rashs go away within a couple days. You: ok thanks that makes me feel better Stranger: yepp You: how long do you think it will last? Stranger: like a week max. Stranger: prolly less tho You: is there anyting I should put on it to help it? Stranger: idk.. Stranger: medicine for rashs prolly. You: ok gotta go will see if we have anything for that here You: thanks You have disconnected. you guys think I wll be ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: are you a woman? Stranger: whats up? Stranger: no You: are you gay? Stranger: no You: are you Chuck Norris? Stranger: yes You: Hi I'm Bruce Lee Stranger: i killed bruce lee this morning Stranger: while i was reading the paper Stranger: and eating breakfast Stranger: and doing jessica alba You: I killed Chuck Norris twice while I ate rice cakes Stranger: all at the same time of course You: this conversation is epic Stranger: no Stranger: i Stranger: am epic You: Only Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee can have a convo this epic.. and only Chuck Norris can say a convo this epic is not epic making it an epic convo You: So do you like pancakes? Stranger: i invented pancakes Stranger: it was the day after i killed hitler You: Thank you You: for the pancakes... not for Hitler Stranger: all i had to do was stare into his eyes Stranger: he was forced to take that pill You: You are a pretty cool dude. Want to see me naked? Stranger: i already have Stranger: but whats 1 more time You: Sorry I have to go... the peoples house I broke into are pulling into the garage. Stranger: kk Stranger: i thought you were going to let me see you naked? You: I am, I just have to not get arrested first Stranger: bruce lee cannot get arrested Stranger: im female btw lol You: I lied... Im not Bruce Lee, ARE YOU HAPPY!!! You: A girl...oh, well I'm gay You have disconnected. Is this person on CR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi my name is qwerty Stranger: asdf, nice to meet you You: cr? You: it means nothing You: so tell me about yourself Stranger: Well, I'm the big man. Stranger: And you're a turkey fucker. You: i do like eating turkey You: it is true You: i like chickens better Stranger: What the hell is that supposed to mean. You: chickens taste better then turkey? You: what you don't feel that way? Stranger: Have you got any scientific evidence for this bullshit you're spewing out? You: yes try frying each one in oil You: then eat You: it will speak for itself Stranger: You monster! Stranger: Why would you do that? You: makes it taste better Stranger: Turkey's are our equals. Stranger: *-' Stranger: We should be making love to them, not eating them. You: what are your feeling on sheep? Stranger: It's got a unique taste. You: i know someone on CR who likes to make love to them Stranger: What's CR? You: you ever see a donkey show before? Stranger: Only in real life. You: CR is like that Stranger: Quite nice. Stranger: How was tennis? You: sometimes i do CR with no pants on You: i dont do tennis sorry Stranger: I do everything. Stranger: It's my fetish. You: furries are my fetish You: like cheetara on the thundercats. she is hot Stranger: Wai- Stranger: Wha- Stranger: Carry on. You: THUNDERCATS You: hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: Let's say you got to go 'one-on-one' with Cheetara, how would that unfold? You: in her butt? Stranger: I like your way of thinking. Stranger: I would hire you if you weren't so anonymous and lacking a picture of yourself naked with a baguette stuck up your bum. You: that is just how i roll You: last night i licked a girls asshole for the first time You: and it was pretty fucking fresh Stranger: The act or the asshole? You: i still fucked her afterwards though You: so what i am saying is if you haven't You: i mean you got to get a girl who bathes properly You: you don't want any bull doggin ass You: you don't want to go there Stranger: It's OK to go ass to mouth in the heat of the moment. You: but what im saying You: if you getting down with a girl... who has good personal hygine You: you should lick her butthole You: because it was pretty fuckin fresh and i liked it a lot Stranger: I'm not really a ladies' man... Stranger: I'm a turkey man. Stranger: I'm the big man. Stranger: And you're a turkey fucker. You: you should try it at least once You: at least i am not an uncle fucker Stranger: Hey, to each his own. You: no my way is right and you are wrong Stranger: That's what I said. Stranger: Totally. Stranger: How old are you? You: hey do you like movies about gladiators? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: A lot. You: really? Stranger: Yeah, have you seen that movie Stranger: Gladiator Stranger: And Stranger: ... Stranger: And Stranger: ... Stranger: Yeah, that. Stranger: It was pretty good. You: what about others? You: You ever been in a cockpit before? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: Does World Trade Center ring a bell? You: have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? Stranger: Tu-Turk Stranger: No. Stranger: I have not. You: 9/11 Stranger: 11/9 more like it. You: no that isn't the right date Stranger: You want to date? Stranger: I'd love to! Stranger: Where, how, when?! Stranger: I thought you'd never ask! You: Have you ever seen a grown man naked before? Stranger: ... Stranger: I guess I've seen my dad? You: i havent i was just curious Stranger: Haven't you got a dad? You: no Stranger: Aw, man. Stranger: I'm sorry. You: yeah it is bad chapter in my life Stranger: What about your mother? You: she is a whore i don't talk to her Stranger: Goddamn, Rorschach, that's pretty hardcore. You: i killed my dad when he told me my pinewood derby car would never win You: he was very mean to me Stranger: But not anymore! Stranger: Justice has been done. Stranger: Light once again shines upon the Shire. You: something like that Stranger: I must say. Stranger: You're incredibly boring to talk to. Stranger: I mean that in a bad way. You: you are not any better You: you need to work on it Stranger: I don't need to be a chef to know the food is bad. You: i wasn't cooking food You: are you confused Stranger: Well. Stranger: I guess we both need training. Stranger: I'm going to continue mine, are you too? You: how can we train together Stranger: WE SIT UNDER WATERFALL Stranger: AND TRAIN Stranger: FOR DAYS You: that sounds pretty kinky You: is that normal Stranger: Yes. Stranger: Yes, it is. You: oh just checking i was scared for a minute You: like i had a mini heart attack You: must be from all the chicken i eat You: fried Stranger: Very blackish. You: with hot sauce Stranger: Yummy. Stranger: Is it male hot sauce? You: what does blackish mean? You: is that some kind of racial slur? Stranger: It's a horse in the lord of the rings... You: that sounds nerdy You: i don't follow you Stranger: Oh, yeah? Stranger: Gimli gets your spot, then. You: i have to pee real bad You: like my teeth are floating You: but this is so interesting i can't leave Stranger: Very much so. You: cr? Stranger: I don't think it's normal for teeth to be floating. You: it happens a lot i have a mouth full of pee Stranger: But pee is- Stranger: Isn't pee poisonous? You: u never had pee in your mouth? You: you can drink your pee once You: after that it is poisonous You: didn't you ever watch water world? You: what country are you in? Stranger: England. Stranger: You? You: USA You: i know they have movies in England I was there a few months ago You: they have a lot of Wii avertisments too Stranger: We have a lot of things in England. Stranger: We invented your country. You: i know i saw lots of things when i went You: even the boston tea party coffee shop You: that was pretty neat Stranger: You know your way around, chap. You: Bath was an interesting city Stranger: Why don't you start living in the superior country? You: because every place i ate at they had no idea what the drink Mt Dew was You: i forbidded myself to ever live in england because of that You: all you guys drink is pepsi and coke You: that gets boring Stranger: You could export it there. You: that gets expensive You: also no one had fried chicken wings You: that is a no no You: but the fish and chips was awesome You: over here we don't have pieces of fish bigger then your plate Stranger: We do try. You: you guys have French made cars though You: that is pretty gay You: it was worse when that was the car i rented for the week Stranger: Well, we like to make the French make our stuff. Stranger: It's easier that way. Stranger: Quality goes down, but it's a work load off our mind. You: i only saw one ford mustang over there on the M3 You: you guys need to get with the times You: and get a real car Stranger: Such as? You: what city town/village do you live in anyways? Stranger: London. You: because i visited about 10 when i was there You: oh london that place was a rip off You: it was like being in new york city You: I wont go back to London when I visit England again Stranger: YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE QUEEN You: i might go back to Glastenbury thiough You: the queen is overrated You: what is up with the street signs in your country You: for real You: there are no directions on them You: just cities or towns plus the name of the road You: if you don't know what tiny villages are on your way to a desination then you get lost real quick You: here we have the highway name plus the direction the road travels. You: it is much easier that way Stranger: But- Stranger: Everyone in England knows every village. Stranger: It's just you Americans with your big cars and lack of knowledge of the English area. You: heh isn't that the same for any person visiting your country? Stranger: Oh, no. You: we even have a numbering system for our highways Stranger: I'm pretty sure it's just Americans. You: Even numbers always run east and west You: Odd numbers always run north and south You: oh and the turn abouts or round abouts in your country LOL You: no traffic lights this is new You: I must say the street I live on does have a traffic circle You: but we go counter clockwise around it You: and you said i was boring at least i am talking You: hey did you fall asleep on me? You: or you masterbating too hard to type? Stranger: adsfä Stranger: Falling asleep, man. You: it isn't that late there Stranger: It's 3:23 AM here. You: we still have diners open at 3am You: you guys shut down at 9pm or sometimes earlier You: what is up with that? Stranger: Depends on the diner. Stranger: If there are whores available or not. You: we have some places that serve food 24/7 i didn't find anything like that You: not even in Oxford the college town You: i thought for sure something there would be open real late but i was wrong Stranger: Well, you know. Stranger: Err. Stranger: French cars. Stranger: And all that jazz. You: Pegouets? You: or however it is spelled Stranger: Peugot? You: yes that is it You: remember i r dumb american You: fat too Stranger: I bet you are. Stranger: All Americans are fat. You: workaholic You: i am still at work right now Stranger: You should watch some porn. Stranger: Lighten things up. Stranger: Invite the boss. Stranger: Two fat cocks together. Stranger: Oil. You: this is hot enough for me You: i will watch porn later Stranger: The boss will be disappointed in you. Stranger: You might get fired. You: he isn't here You: he left 4 hours ago Stranger: That's what you think. Stranger: Did you check the cleaning cabinet? You: no i talked to him on his blackberry You: he is at home Stranger: He loves you, man. Stranger: He totally does. You: i bet You: that is why he married someone else Stranger: He didn't think he had a chance with you You: well i am going to go to the bar now since work is over You: eat friend chicken and have a cold pint or 5 You: you know how it is with fat kids You: alcohol doesnt affect me until i drank 6 Stranger: They have fried chicken at the bar? You: HELL YES THEY DO Stranger: That's quite a bar you have. You: why wouldn't they? Stranger: Why am I not invited? You: they have a full 5 page menu at the bar. many choices Stranger: Y U H8 ME? You: hop on a plane You: you are buying the first round when you get here You: deal? You: or no deal? You: i will show you what real pub life is all about You: respect Stranger: Why You: thjen later you can show me your big ben Stranger: Should I buy the first round? You: AMIRITE? You: that is how it works in this country don't ask questions You: just do it Stranger: That's what they told me in the toll when I went to America. Stranger: Then they raped me. You: sounds normal You: we like butt sex for sure You: ok really you are cutting into my drinking time You: have a good night You: carry on and whatever you guys like to say You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: so this one time i was dipping my nuts in this freaks mouth when all of a sudden her dick touched my leg Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: so this one time i was dipping my nuts in this freaks mouth when all of a sudden her dick touched my leg Stranger: oh shit You: thats what i said as i instantly ejacualted on her face You: She made the best waffles Stranger: right thing to do You: her name was phillip. i miss her Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi You: whatgs up Stranger: nothin watching tv Stranger: u You: same You: where are you from? Stranger: new jersey You: wow thats unfortunate You have disconnected This is too much fun. Whoever thought this up is a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: this is my one chat of the night You: chocolate rain? Stranger: what is that You: some stay dry and others feel the pain Stranger: i'm going to leave You: chocolate rain Stranger: at least i can go to bed now You: a baby born will die before the sin Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 2234 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: what sup You: whatsup? Stranger: not much really bored Stranger: you You: lol, chilling You: before bed Stranger: haha same Stranger: so tell me are you gonna bullshit me like the last conversation i had with this "stranger" You: yes You: ya caught me You: Stranger: who said he was going to princeton and gave me a fake picture Stranger: i mean i know its fun You: haha Stranger: but gotta just be real sometimes Stranger: are you a girl You: are you? Stranger: well Stranger: i could say yes You: well? You: LOL Stranger: but really say no Stranger: see you can lie your ass Stranger: offff Stranger: and you could do the same so You: how horrible! Stranger: either way i wont know if youre saying the truth Stranger: are you typing You: In reality, I am infact Dr. Phil. This is a specifically setup "chat" and I'm confronting you because people who you are close with worry that you have "trust issues". How does that make you feel? Stranger: I feel like that was kind of clever Stranger: so props You: there is a reason why I have a multi-million dollar TV show You: So, I'm going to be honest with you, this chat is being recorded. Stranger: i almost believed you Stranger: you are totally a girl You: Would you be willing to sign a waiver, so we can use this in my upcoming progam; "internet scamming, an issue of trust"? Stranger: negative You: hmm, well "stranger" your family has already signed off on having their images/consults used. Thanks for your time. Look for our little chat on my upcoming show! toodles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello stranger Stranger: asl? Stranger: just letting you know, i'm a male, still interested? You: SEXYTIME DANCE PARTY! Stranger: u a fuckin nerd/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: what's up You: So this one time...... I was making this girl's pussy so wet it began to drip onto the floor, and I was like "Bitch Goddamn! Don't get that mess on the carpet!". True story You: How does that make you feel? Stranger: suck You: you feel suck? do you have so much mass that you have your own gravitational pull. Are you imploding into yourself?!?! Stranger: BLABLABLA.... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Stranger: Hello You: good evening Stranger: How are you doing? You: i'm fine thanks You: and you? Stranger: Glad to hear it. I'm doing wonderful. Stranger: Would you happen to be an attractive woman with a nice pair of breasts? You: unfortunately not You: but my mother is Stranger: hmm You: would you like me to send you some pictures of her in the nude? Stranger: This has a 50/50 shot of being either very awesome or a troll. Stranger: Am I willing to take the risk? You: do not know if want? Stranger: Not sure if want. Stranger: I mean even if it *is* a troll, you get mad props for effort. You: i appreciate it, stranger You: should I go all the way, and go find some generic pictures of women that could be someone's mother? Stranger: Way ahead of you, sir. You: ah, well then You: i'll do my part as well Stranger: *high five* Stranger: By the way, the game. ...I just lost it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsarge Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 this thread is old as hell.....but this is too damn fun..... Stranger: hello! You: i love you Stranger: no you don't Stranger: yout hink that's funny? You: i think i do Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Stranger: hi You: omg hai2yu Stranger: hahah Stranger: f or m? You: fuck or fuck me? Stranger: ya You: fuck me sideways? Stranger: from all directions Stranger: lol bye2 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I just talked to a communist bastard, and about three other people who apparently HATE the US. Its kinda funny, but it kinda pissed me off at the same time.... hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hola Stranger: m/f? You: f You: sexXxy time? Stranger: yeaayyy!! Stranger: i'm male Stranger: i'm very horny now! You: me too! Stranger: blow job pleasee.... You: ok...but just be fragile with your teeth....my penis is very fragile Stranger: what??? penis? Stranger: male / female? You: female Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you're very funny You: ? Stranger: suck my dick please Stranger: i'm on fire!!! Stranger: hahaha You: fire? sounds like you need a doc...my penis never burns Stranger: it means i'm very horny!!! Stranger: do you have a big boobs? You: my penis isnt "horny" either....that would hurt a girl...like fucking a piece of tree bark You: they are huge and hairy boobs You: mmm Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossle Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 You: bologna Stranger: Cologne You: WD40? Stranger: Axe You: Not a panty dropper Stranger: You make me sad panda :-( You: I are babboon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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