nurkvinny Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? Beer question #2. Why do I seem to get worse sunburns while drinking vs. not drinking? Beer question #3. What determines the darkness of beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? -Toothpaste residue + beer Beer question #2. Why do I seem to get worse sunburns while drinking vs. not drinking? -You're most likely outside being drunk? Beer question #3. What determines the darkness of beer? -Hops I think? All of these answered by an 18 year old, fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I don't hardly ever drink beer, so I didn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moostang Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 The color of a beer is determined by the malt. The most common color is a pale amber produced from using pale malts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? Beer question #2. Why do I seem to get worse sunburns while drinking vs. not drinking? Beer question #3. What determines the darkness of beer? 1. This must be a trick question. I will answer it with a question "When does beer not taste good? Answer = never 2. Because you are outside drinking in public or you are just white as casper (the ghost) with super fair skin. Either way drink more to help. 3. How good it tastes of course. Everyone knows Guinness tastes the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? It doesn't. You're fucking gross. Beer question #2. Why do I seem to get worse sunburns while drinking vs. not drinking? Any activity is more fun when drinking, thus you spend more time outside, thus resulting in more sunburn. Beer question #3. What determines the darkness of beer? Dark beer is dark because it's made with dark malts (dark grains), and the malts are dark because after malting they have been dried with strong heat, which has burned the malt to some degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? It doesn't. You're fucking gross. +1, thats nasty as hell, nothing tastes good right after you brush your teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 i didnt know about alcohol + sun until st. augustine beach last year. hadnt burned in 6 days, and i sat by the pool for an hour and drand a couiple beers and burned like a motherfucker. i was talking to my mom about it and when i said i had a couple beers, she told me that was why. something about the alcohol fucking with you more in the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted July 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 +1, thats nasty as hell, nothing tastes good right after you brush your teeth Try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? Toothpaste taste still in your mouth+any drink=gross Beer question #2. Why do I seem to get worse sunburns while drinking vs. not drinking? You passed out Beer question #3. What determines the darkness of beer? How big of a sissy you are. The more of a sissy you are, the lighter the beer. There you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Beer question #1. Why does beer taste especially yummy right after you brush your teeth? -Because you start to get drunk before you realize you hate your life Beer question #2. Why do I seem to get worse sunburns while drinking vs. not drinking? -Because you'll never be as happy as you were as a kid.....so you have to drink....and then keep on hating life. and the hatred burns your heart and soul away. Beer question #3. What determines the darkness of beer? -How long you've been drinking......when you start.......its bright and happy.......when you end.......its dark and your 6 feet deep........finally the rainbow has smiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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