thorne Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I can't drink i'm on call. But I can't sleep Keep it legal. I've tried working out and it kinda amped me up. Warm milk sounds fucking nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 get on the treadmill and run until your legs feel like rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimpsy1647545505 Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 i'm with u on there. . tylenol PM used to work for me. . but not anymore although having a fan on and having the house completely pitch black generally puts me to sleep. . i'm gonna go try that now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 shit..seems like i hardly ever sleep anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Count backwards from 100 while taking deep breaths and focusing on the temperature of the air thats entering your body ...While jerking off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Steve Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 bong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 No stimulants!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Just don't jerk off into the fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 This thread gave me a good laugh. I've said this before man.....guaranteed to work. Two Valarian Root and one Meletonin 30-60 minutes before you lay down. Don't use the PC or watch TV during that time either as both stimulate your senses. Kroger has most all their vitamines buy 1 get 1 free this week. It's the only time I buy and stock up on this type of stuff. Best $12 you'll spend for about 2 months worth. I've been using it all week to get my internal clock set for my new job I started this week. It's been a lifesaver. Asleep by no later than 11pm and up by 6am. You should also not work out in the evening. I occasionally get my ass on the treadmill right after work prior to dinner or do a few laps with the dogs, but do it before 7pm. No snacks before bed either. Oreos and milk aren't conducive to good sleep. It's also not a bad idea to ask the wife to help you out in order to save money on having to get prescription drugs Hopefully she's cooperative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 get a good running start at your bed, dive as hard as you can head first into the headboard/wall rendering yourself unconscious. You will land in the bed comfortably and wake up refreshed with a minor concussion. Just get it right the first time or you'll never get to sleep with the headache you'll have. Roofies in your own drink work well too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Drink Chamomile tea.. Chamomile is supposedly a sedative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 purple drank www.drankbeverage.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Purple Drank is awesome! I lvoe that stuff. Last night I ended up counting backwards from 100. Got to like 70 or something and I don't remember any more. I do get a sedative from the dr's it just don't phase me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 i just have to have the tv on and sleep when i get tired. lol. if im not tired, obviously its not time to sleep yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLLAR BILL Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I can't drink i'm on call. But I can't sleep Keep it legal. I've tried working out and it kinda amped me up. Warm milk sounds fucking nasty FIND A lady an have some good sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 @thisthread. jerk it and go directly to bed after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Smoke a joint while you spank it. I'm sure you've got plenty of bear on cub on bear videos to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horchata Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 When I couldn't smoke weed and was trying to get to bed early for a new job I was starting, I'd just do push ups until I collapsed, then get into bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horchata Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Some low key music always helps me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paktinat Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 I always try to think of a story, and visualize it in your mind. Sometimes, if you are lucky, this will heavy influence any dreams you have and if you think of a pretty good, erh.... story.... your dreams will kick ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigZach Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 post op insomnia FTL "ambien" is what the doc just gave me after i had surgery and holy shit does it knock you out....but it only last for a few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I got this to help me sleep during the day while all the damn neighbor's dogs are barking. Helps me fall asleep at night when I'm off as well. http://www.amazon.com/HoMedics-SS-2000-Relaxation-Machine-Nature/dp/B000F3QG0U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigZach Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 lol i used to have one similar to that but whenever i turned it on my dog went ape shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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