what to get wife for b-day?

[smokin5s]

so next week is my wife's 31st b-day... we are already going on vacation next week for her b-day and I bought a car for her this week (not for her b-day but just cause her old car is a POS) so what should I get her for her b-day? obviously with all of this spending for other things, money is pretty tight, but I want her to open something from me...

 

what ideas do you guys have?

[Rustlestiltskin]

Penis in vagina?

[SpaceGhost]

Dick in da Box. It's perfect, fits your price range, it's coming along already, and you can find a box almost anywhere, and you get a surprise also, hopefully! Win win win.

[smokin5s]

that's a given....

[sol740]

Boy you should have saved that 'car card'.

[Buck531]

36" long dildo.

[Guest tbutera2112]

yea...shoulda got her the car on her bday!

 

 

go to meyers jewelers and pick up a gold rose...easy gift, lasts forever, woman loves it

 

rose coated in glass and lined with gold... $50 or something

[Snowflake]

Im available if your looking for a male stripper...

[Skinner]

give her a hot beef injection.

[smokin5s]

I should have known better than to post on here...

[Guest tbutera2112]

I should have known better than to post on here...

 

youre welcome for my honest advice....cockface

 

[smokin5s]

youre welcome for my honest advice....cockface

 

thanks dickwad, I wasn't talking about you... I was talking about everyone else telling me to put my dick in a box

[Guest tbutera2112]

thanks dickwad, I wasn't talking about you... I was talking about everyone else telling me to put my dick in a box

 

take her to a movie and put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn bag

[smokin5s]

take her to a movie and put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn bag

LMAO, I would, but we're going to be out of town and our daughter will be with us the entire trip

[AJ]

LMAO, I would, but we're going to be out of town and our daughter will be with us the entire trip

 

then don't give her any pop corn:rolleyes:

[TheHaze]

then don't give her any pop corn:rolleyes:

 

Unless he's from Alabama. Folks down there love incestuous popcorn.

[Scotty2Hotty]

Gift Card so she can buy what she wants.

[1fast5gp]

Gift Card so she can buy what she wants.

 

lol Maybe she already does that with his credit card..

[smokin5s]

lol Maybe she already does that with his credit card..

this man speaks like a married man!

[Guest Melanie]

If money is tight get something sentimental. Those type of gifts are the best and tend to not involve much money if you can get creative enough. Maybe something that reminds her of how you met, first date, a favorite toy when she was a kid... The harder you think the more she will love it. Don't go for cliche stuff like roses. Anyone can do that. Its especially going to be hard to top the car and trip if you do something generic.

[Buckeye1647545503]

spa day while on vacation maybe

[Radio Flyer1647545514]

36" long dildo.

 

I'm sure I could help you out with this if you come into Waterbeds N' Stuff.

 

 

Does the new car have a navigation system?

[SRTurbo04]

If money is tight get something sentimental. Those type of gifts are the best and tend to not involve much money if you can get creative enough. Maybe something that reminds her of how you met, first date, a favorite toy when she was a kid... The harder you think the more she will love it. Don't go for cliche stuff like roses. Anyone can do that. Its especially going to be hard to top the car and trip if you do something generic.

 

Lameeee, you obviousily don't have any idea what women want....

[Jizzle Juice]

spa day while on vacation maybe

 

Makse sure you give her the massage then you can give her the happy ending. The dick in a box

[smokin5s]

Makse sure you give her the massage then you can give her the happy ending. The dick in a box

LMAO