ImUrOBGYN Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Inspired by the "worst car to have sex in" thread: Pretty self-explanatory. I'm sure I can think of another, but off the top of my head: Daisy and I (Yes, Daisy. And yes, she was country, but fuckin hot.) were walking with a few other people late at night down an old dirt road to one of our friends houses. We decided to kinda split off and find a private spot in what looked like some nice grass. As things got heated and we actually got started, I mean, just started, we both start feeling stings. Seems we chose a spot inhabited by fire ants. Now, if you've never been down south and experienced these tiny little imported acid pissing demons, then you can't understand just how quick these little fuckers'll break a mood. Needless to say, we had to pack up and move on, waiting till later for another chance; much to my dismay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 in a tiny tack room on top of a pile of hay - it was about 20 degrees out that day to top it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 lake erie... terrible idea:barf: The worst i cannot disclose, to many people on here know her family.. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 the woods, somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 a cemetery. just felt...wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Had a threesome in the water of alumn creek.. I felt dirty afterwards, in more ways than one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Idk if its the worst but as i mentioned the movies on opening night.....Oh and dover and shantons back deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Hmm...my old second place I was staying at after being homeless. I had this small ass one bedroom place off westerville road in this house a couple people I knew were renting from their parents. You would think a house wouldn't be that bad of a place... ha. I had NO privacy there from the dad because he felt he was everyones father there. He would randomly pop his head into my bedroom to tell me something and I'd be balls deep in some chick on my stupid little single bed. My bedroom was on point but the rest of the house was a hot mess and they didn't take care of their cat who had fleas so bad, that if you let it in during the summer the fleas would permeate the house and get infested to the point of getting on you when you were just sitting and watching television. That was by far the worst since it was a miracle I ever did get women to fuck me there... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Church bathroom need I say more? Fuck I am going to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04silvrz Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 port-a-potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 A dumpster... nothing's dirtier then dirty dumpster sex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1647545496 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 The woods "sticks and stones may break your bones, but your still not getting up till i'm finished." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtschulze Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Golf Course @ night after fertilizer was spread over the green. My back was burning for two days after that night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger1647545502 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 a cemetery. just felt...wrong +1...had a freaky hot chick that dragged me off to that little tiny cemetery behind Cornfed Red's...I didn't realize it actually WAS a cemetery during, but afterward she insisted on reading the headstones to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 +1...had a freaky hot chick that dragged me off to that little tiny cemetery behind Cornfed Red's...I didn't realize it actually WAS a cemetery during, but afterward she insisted on reading the headstones to me. :funny: :funny: "My chick bad, better then yeeerrs!" Did she just lay there like a dead body and let you rail her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99FLHRCI Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 The back of a church van while the Sunday school teacher was driving and the rest of the class was riding along on the way back from a church retreat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 In the back of a Kia Rhondo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 In my dead mother in laws bed with her ashes on the nightstand, and we'll keep doing it that way because its my bedroom now. Her ashes being there kind of bothers me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 You'd think my living room wouldn't be the worst place, but when she's on the couch and I have one knee on the floor, one on the couch and my (separated bc she was cheating on me with multiple guys) wife walks in the front door and I don't even stop. Just keep going at it. The girl actually thought it was funny and was laughing. My wife didn't stay long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starkmaster03 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 In the middle of the road and on the side of the road in the woods, but the worst was in the tent in the middle of the day on a hot afternoon, so hot we just quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer1647545514 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 A park bench in the woods. I was covered in mosquito bites when I was done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Furnace room under the staircase, it was hot as fuck in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBQdDude Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Standing in the ocean in Florida. Got a few mouth fulls of water though. Hocking county, Conkle's Hollow at the top on the rock outcroppings. Week day and around 7 am. Thought no one would come up....wrong lol . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 You'd think my living room wouldn't be the worst place, but when she's on the couch and I have one knee on the floor, one on the couch and my (separated bc she was cheating on me with multiple guys) wife walks in the front door and I don't even stop. Just keep going at it. The girl actually thought it was funny and was laughing. My wife didn't stay long. That's fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 It was still late at night, but I fucked a chick on her porch swing, right in front of her entire neighborhood.. talk about feeling awkward Another worst spot would be in one of my ex's little neice's bed.. the bed itself was half our height and incredibly uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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