Benner Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I dare you all to beat this one. So my best friend and me convinced this girl tonight that I donated part of my liver to him when I was 2 years old. The reason behind the donation was that he had incurable Jaundice, even told her that I had Jaundice but I made it through quickly so I had a strong liver. She even mentioned the fact that we each had a beer in our hand. I told her that since I was so young, my liver grew back the part that was missing and made it stronger than before. The kicker to the story is that she's a 3rd year nursing student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russian rocket Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 did you wake up this morning next to her or your friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 did you wake up this morning next to her or your friend? I approve of this response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 What's funny is u threw that shitty game and still didn't smash her You sad piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Maybe she got you on the "3rd year nursing student".... just saying. Females have been known to bullshit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy43016 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 That was a stupid lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 pics of her titties or your ghey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 total thread backfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted February 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 What's funny is u threw that shitty game and still didn't smash her You sad piece of shit Aww your cute when your angry. No game involved. Probably easily could have but some other guy was workin it plus talking to her for more than 30 seconds was like having a conversation with Ellen Degeneras Maybe she got you on the "3rd year nursing student".... just saying. Females have been known to bullshit too. Pretty sure she was legitly 3rd year nursing. Friend who's party it was even introduced her as such total thread backfire. Meh I've had worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL4a6B7UNv0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I heard she was the one that was entertained by watching two drunk guys walk away thinking they pulled off a joke. If you didn't bang her, you're the one who was played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I dare you all to beat this one. So my best friend and me convinced this girl tonight that I donated part of my liver to him when I was 2 years old. The reason behind the donation was that he had incurable Jaundice, even told her that I had Jaundice but I made it through quickly so I had a strong liver. She even mentioned the fact that we each had a beer in our hand. I told her that since I was so young, my liver grew back the part that was missing and made it stronger than before. At that point she started doubting me a little bit so I told her to let us prove it. She said she was game, so my friend and I had her follow us to the back where we could get a little more privacy. Once in the back we told her she could feel our scars, but that we didn't want her to see them because we were embarrassed so she would have to reach out her hands and close her eyes. At that point my friend and I took down our pants, thus exposing our full wieners to her and put each of her hands on one of them. At that point she was startled and shouted, "hey that isn't a scar, those are your weenies." We just smiled and replied that's right bitch, now assume the position, we want us some finger cuffs." she was so impressed by our game that she gave it up right there. But...when we were done we noticed something strange about her. She took off her scarf, exposing her adams apple, and said, "ha! I'm not really a 3rd year nursing student, I just graduated." Fixed for realism and entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Meh I've had worse. yeah like this one from the other day http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89330 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 LOL 3rd year nursing student? LOL she got you, my wife got her RN in 2 years, CSCC's program is 2 years. Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted February 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 LOL 3rd year nursing student? LOL she got you, my wife got her RN in 2 years, CSCC's program is 2 years. Ha Ha. Yeah but with CSCC it's an associates of RN, but she should be able to hop right over to OSU and get her Bachlors in a year from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPL_Josh Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yeah but with CSCC it's an associates of RN, but she should be able to hop right over to OSU and get her Bachlors in a year from there. You do understand a RN is a RN. now if your comparing a BSN to RN that a different story, but you obviously have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 You do understand a RN is a RN. now if your comparing a BSN to RN that a different story, but you obviously have no idea. an rn with a bachlor's has 100% chance of getting the job over the assoicates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Too many people in this thread think they're awesome. I am now awesomeR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yeah but with CSCC it's an associates of RN, but she should be able to hop right over to OSU and get her Bachlors in a year from there. She had a Bachelors in biology from OSU before she started the program. She is a Nurse, she has a license. No need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 You do understand a RN is a RN. now if your comparing a BSN to RN that a different story, but you obviously have no idea. an rn with a bachlor's has 100% chance of getting the job over the assoicates. exactly, and to Car Whore, not exactly, BSNs demand more $$$$, My wife uses her RN to almost make 6 figures. It's all about how smart you are with your degree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I heard she was the one that was entertained by watching two drunk guys walk away thinking they pulled off a joke. If you didn't bang her, you're the one who was played. so the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I dare you all to beat this one. So my best friend and me convinced this girl tonight that I donated part of my liver to him when I was 2 years old. The reason behind the donation was that he had incurable Jaundice, even told her that I had Jaundice but I made it through quickly so I had a strong liver. She even mentioned the fact that we each had a beer in our hand. I told her that since I was so young, my liver grew back the part that was missing and made it stronger than before. The kicker to the story is that she's a 3rd year nursing student. Recreation of the fail here http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/178241-1/Helps_pull_chimney.gif? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 this thread is full of fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 I'd say that convincing her you're a non-gay male nurse was a better lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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