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2011 Audi S5 Coupe 4.2 Liter V8


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The Audi interior is far better than a BMW, as is the exterior. The AWD is far superior than a BMW.

 

The S5 is not really comparable to a C6. The C6 is a nice all around car, but it's much more performance-oriented than the S5.

 

Both the BMW and C6 have been done to death. The S5 will give you better luxury, but still performed incredibly well. Still one of my all-time favorite cars of all-time.

 

That's my take.

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The cars live in immensely different worlds.

One is strictly a sports car (C6) and serves it's function very well.

 

The S5 is an all around great car that is a great in any climate, temperature, and exudes sportiness and class.

 

If you want something to enjoy everyday regardless of weather, keep relatively stock, and look like a million dollars, while driving around in an interior second to none, S5 all the way.

 

If you want a car to make quick and take the the dragstrip on nice days, C6 without a doubt.

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Imagine a Thursday evening where the kids have karate lessons or some shit and it's your wife's turn to take them, most importantly meaning you get a couple hours of free time to yourself. Enough time to break out three different scents of dick lube, the hundred-gigabyte porn blu-ray with 3D cock and tits you've been hiding behind your wedding videos for months and scream like a mountain lion for half an hour.

 

Through my experiences the black guys like to start out with grape, but that's just a fluffer. You get about twenty minutes in, enough to kinda get a feel for the plot and set the mood, and switch to a comfortable, fan-favorite strawberry. As you're unsuccessfully working it, you realize instead of a cock-hardening fuck you Trans Am of a car in your driveway, you now got some mocha frappe latte cherry whip cream ding dong dick butt car haunting you..

 

You shake off the great memories realizing you're a responsible father now.. and focus on the tits, but your eyes cannot help but wander down to the throbbing cock and bouncing balls. You start wondering what they would taste like.. just a small lick of those cute fuzzy little peaches. Just one. Then you pull out your shotgun and kill yourself from shame.

 

Suddenly you wake up, it was all a dream. You open the garage door and there sits your Trans Am. You grab your wife and bend her over and fuck her brains out like the king of the fucking jungle.

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no doubt, i could wax my buddy's S5 with all 3 of my performance cars. but i have to admit, i'm not sure i've ever heard a better sounding V8---he has a B&B catback on the car---it sounds absolutely incredible. as stated, the interior on these cars are very nice, they can be driven without a care in ANY weather columbus could produce (buddy drove his all through wisconsin winter without an issue). if you want a clean, sexy, daily to take the lady out in--get the S5. if you want to do any mods, and/or track the car, or want something fast, get the vette
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The problem I have found with the S5 is everyone wants them, and their resale is ridiculously high. The 2008 models are 3 or 4 years old at this point and still pull into the 40k range. Also, so even with CPO, they have 3 years max warranty left.

 

They are refreshing it soon, and giving the S5 coupe the 3.0t supercharged v6 that is currently in the S4 and S5 Cabrio. A much better engine, but doesn't sound as good.

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C6 or M3 kill it it a straight line. Wait C6 or M3 will kill it through the twisties. S5 will kill C6 in winter and easily beat the M3 in snow. Audi's r boring to drive in dry weather....... Depends on what you want it for.
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C6 or M3 kill it it a straight line. Wait C6 or M3 will kill it through the twisties. S5 will kill C6 in winter and easily beat the M3 in snow. Audi's r boring to drive in dry weather....... Depends on what you want it for.

 

Eh, boring is relative.

 

Put your average person, even average car enthusiast in an S5 vs M3, and they will get faster lap times in the AWD car. They are slower in perfect conditions with pro drivers, but not by much. Once the 3.0T goes in the coupe, I would venture to say they won't be any longer.

 

Also, any weather at all, outside of ideal, the S5 wins, all day long. Cold dry roads, rain, full on snow etc, the S5 will be more fun, all year long.

 

Not to mention the interior.

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