Major_golf Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 But then again jones wont show Typical jones is typical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Triple cause I got monies on jones's fagot ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 So we walked upstairs and it just felt like a weird dream, I couldn't believe this was actually happening. We went into my room and she just smiled at me and started hugging me. Before I knew it we were lying on the bed and she was grinding on me, so we were dry humping along before she started removing her shirt, then her shorts etc. She pulled the condoms out of her bag and smiled, she opened it and pulled it out, then she pulled down my boxer briefs and started to roll it on. But it was at this point when I was so turned on after she'd been dry humping me for the last 10 mins that I could feel myself wanting to blow my load. It seemed like the longest 5 seconds in my life but I couldn't stop myself any longer, I started jizzing while the condom was half on me and she just looked at me in disbelief, while this was happening I suddenly let out a couple of farts, not on purpose they just came out from nowhere and I couldn't help it. Now she was just like wtf and had a face of disgust. I honestly have never been so embarrassed in my whole life. She asked what the hell was that and I apologised but she just stopped talking to me and put her clothes on, grabbed her stuff then left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 shhhhhh I don't ever race anyone... :ninja: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 wish i coudl race at the track day. sadly the dayafter i go to my soon to be sister in laws wedding so i had to take that day off instead of hte track day. dam i am whipped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 My car is broke dick and it's my daily I want in on this My daily beat your daily. curb mod made my shit faster :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 My daily beat your daily. curb mod made my shit faster :gabe: True story I was there, his daily is also a beater now (again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Damn this thread is full of slow and stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Damn this thread is full of slow and stupid. :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Well now that patterson posted yes its Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Well now that patterson posted yes its Prepare you angus boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I don't even care about the white Audi, I want the unicorn. Wanna race the meeeeataaa vs the Kia for $20??? I need the brake In with the Vulva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I don't even care about the white Audi, I want the unicorn. In with the Vulva. I'm pretty sure Dyno Brian's Unicorn will rape you something fierce bruh. :dumb: Besides, you are just going to break your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I'm pretty sure Dyno Brian's Unicorn will rape you something fierce bruh. :dumb: Besides, you are just going to break your shit. I'm positive Kenny powers is goof to butt fuck the dog shit out of the audi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I'm positive Kenny powers is goof to butt fuck the dog shit out of the audi Place your bets tough man. Maybe you can live vicariously through others until your balls drop and you show up to race legally. PS: The LT1 is beat dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Place your bets tough man. Maybe you can live vicariously through others until your balls drop and you show up to race legally. PS: The LT1 is beat dick... jones I've been to the track more times more in two years than you have in your life don't come at Me like your car is some track slut. You haven't raced anyone or been to the track in how long? At any point you can come get the big dick. Yes I won't be at track day cause I'll be making $. Do more than be a keyboard warrior. My car has worn out more people than you have miles on your audi. And it maybe a beat dick ltx car to you but Ill go out on a limb and say that Kenny rocks your exspensive camry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Damn this thread is full of slow and stupid. The purple beater eater will throat fuck your overpriced passat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Boom mafuckin roasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 jones I've been to the track more times more in two years than you have in your life don't come at Me like your car is some track slut. You haven't raced anyone or been to the track in how long? At any point you can come get the big dick. Yes I won't be at track day cause I'll be making $. Do more than be a keyboard warrior. My car has worn out more people than you have miles on your audi. And it maybe a beat dick ltx car to you but Ill go out on a limb and say that Kenny rocks your exspensive camry :dumb: Have I told you, how much I <3 you lately ? Like I said earlier, This will be my 2nd 1/4 mile track in 10 years. I'll get worn out by everyone and everything, but still think the 4000 pig can muster some hot german dickings for: 1. LTWunder 2. Phaggytime Smog Machine GTO 3. Majorly broken RX7 Troll 4. Purple shitbox List to be updated as trolling continues. Good day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 :dumb: Have I told you, how much I <3 you lately ? Like I said earlier, This will be my 2nd 1/4 mile track in 10 years. I'll get worn out by everyone and everything, but still think the 4000 pig can muster some hot german dickings for: 1. LTWunder 2. Phaggytime Smog Machine GTO 3. Majorly broken RX7 Troll 4. Purple shitbox List to be updated as trolling continues. Good day our useless banter gets me through the first part of my day;) and i give you the fact that you WILL beat chris and aj, and i dont know much about the lt1 minus the fact that it "should" run mid/ low 12s, but beleive you me, you dont stand a snow balls chance in iraq against me. dont let these other key board racers fool you, you will get bombed on. but if you beat chris ill give you $10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 The purple beater eater will throat fuck your overpriced passat. way to steal exactly what i said :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 "should" run mid/ low 12s, but beleive you me Is that supposed to be fast nowadays ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Is that supposed to be fast nowadays ? doesnt have to be the fastest, just faster than you :bangbang: my prediction: you make 2-14 sec passes, and 1 mid 12 sec pass. prolly best pass will be against chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 doesnt have to be the fastest, just faster than you :bangbang: Place your bets bro. Modded to gills LTWUN VEE Eight VS Stock 4000lb V6 Sedan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I predict jones breaks his nail on a paddle shifter :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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