Duff1647545513 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 You can't get the microwave kettle corn though. That shit sucks. You have to go find the real thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Sec. 4511.253. Every retailer who sells at retail nitrous oxide shall conspicuously post a sign that contains the following language: "Street racing on the public roads, streets, and highways of Ohio is illegal and punishable by a fine, a jail term or prison term, suspension of a person's driver's or commercial driver's license, and criminal forfeiture of any vehicle involved in a street race. Violators of Ohio's prohibition on street racing are subject to increased penalties if the motor vehicle operated by the individual in an illegal street race is enhanced by the use of nitrous oxide." The sign shall be of sufficient size to be clearly legible to a person of normal vision. The department of public safety shall make the sign available at no charge on its internet web site. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 You can't get the microwave kettle corn though. That shit sucks. You have to go find the real thing yeah, the real thing is CAKED with all the good stuff. the bag stuff is kinda lacking. I guess you can add more sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 yeah, the real thing is CAKED with all the good stuff. the bag stuff is kinda lacking. I guess you can add more sugar? Never tried doing that. I just need to look up how to make the real shit. I make some pretty kick ass caramel corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Scroll to the bottom I Did. I lol at the nitrous part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 You can't get the microwave kettle corn though. That shit sucks. You have to go find the real thing For sheezy. On a side note. There is a Amish candy store around the corner from me that kicks more ass then Kettlecorn can even imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Never tried doing that. I just need to look up how to make the real shit. I make some pretty kick ass caramel corn the real shit requires a kettle, with an old man and a wooden stick, stirring it to perfection. the man must be jovial in nature, kind of like a carney. he also must wear a funny hat. preferably one of those pin striped hats that train engineers wear. all aboard for some delicious snacks. kettle corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Never tried doing that. I just need to look up how to make the real shit. I make some pretty kick ass caramel corn O RLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 pretty good stuff dover, you ever had it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 tl:dr looks like another pointless troll thread. AWESOME CONTRIBUTION TO THE INTERNETS PLEASE KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 BTW, I wish people would stop misuing the word "troll." This isn't a troll thread. This is a classic Kitchen thread - where someone calls out someone else and e-fighting ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I Did. I lol at the nitrous part The rest of it is not so lolz, the f-word is getting tossed around there a bit. Just kettle korn for thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt+hurt Tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I once ate an entire bag of kettlecorn while watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. That one is pretty much my favorite of all of the Harry Potter movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 The rest of it is not so lolz, the f-word is getting tossed around there a bit. Just kettle korn for thought... Sooooo you're going Turbo then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 O RLY YEAH REALLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 i might go get me a bag on lunch break. delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 They must make kettlecorn different in Newark. I always have chalky dried out lips. Touche, my friend. Touche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I once ate an entire bag of kettlecorn while watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. That one is pretty much my favorite of all of the Harry Potter movies. I am positive the only way to reach 987 level druid is by eating kettlecorn while watching Harry Potter. It all makes sense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 In all seriousness this place should be called Columbus Forums, and racing should be sub forum with all the other topics: guns, Pictures, Boats, sports, and others. It's evolved into that. And since it's run as a business now it would open up more advertising opertunities. Seems logical to me. I was here in 2012. Also, this is actually a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 the real shit requires a kettle, with an old man and a wooden stick, stirring it to perfection. the man must be jovial in nature, kind of like a carney. he also must wear a funny hat. preferably one of those pin striped hats that train engineers wear. all aboard for some delicious snacks. kettle corn. Shit, I don't know where to get a wooden stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 I am positive the only way to reach 987 level druid is by eating kettlecorn while watching Harry Potter. It all makes sense now. Drewhop has gained a level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 this thread is now about kettle corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 THIS IS TROLLING THREAD ABOUT KETTLECORN, NITROUS OXIDE, THE OHIO REVISED CODE, AND B RABBIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Sooooo you're going Turbo then? Waiting on a PM back and then we shall see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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