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I think this thread is so large it's making CR act silly

 

 

Correctamundo.

 

Will be laying out plans for a NA E85 build at approx 1000-1050HP.

 

Should be starting within 30-45 days once I iron out final details.

^this guy posted that he meet with them and went to there shop

 

ummmm No way with 6.5 liters. You can't rev it high enough.

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As the temperature continued to increase, Zyzz managed to regain conciousness. He was still in the sauna, and his heart was beating rapidly with each beat sending intense vibrations of pain throughout his body. Unable to get himself up off the floor, Zyzz begins a series of attempts to open the door, with each failure edging him closer off the ledge into the abyss of death until alas, he manages to open the door and collapses on his back outside.

 

Zyzz manages to crawl out of the sauna not realising that there is a person standing next to him, observing him, almost as if mocking him. As Zyzz lay on the tiled floor gripping his chest in pain after being unable to both completely move his body completely out of the sauna and unable to identify the person as his vision has deteriorated into a blur, the person presents itself. "Hello, bro" the person greets him, in an enthusiastic tone. "S..Said?" slurs a disoriented Zyzz. It is indeed 'Chestbrah'.

 

"You took everything from me.." yells Said while gripping Zyzz's hair, lifting his head up to make close eye-contact.

"S-Said, please, call an ambo, i'm ****ed up..." slurs Zyzz, barely able to keep eye contact, before beginning to throw up all over himself.

"Yes, yes, brother, throw it all up, make me taste it, make me smell it!" Utters Said in his now snake-like voice while simultaneously reaching down Zyzz's shorts to grab his penis with his right hand, while using his left hand to scoop up small portions of vomit before passing them into his own mouth to taste. "Mmmm, not so godly now, huh, brother? Tastes like mortality" taunts said again.

 

"LET'S SEE HOW GODLY YOU ARE NOW BROTHER. YOU TOOK EVERYTHING ME FROM ME. I CANNOT EVEN **** MY OWN GIRL WITHOUT HER WANTING TO WATCH VIDEOS OF YOU, MY OWN BROTHER, FLEXING AS I PUMP AWAY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SHAME? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH FOR ALL THESE YEARS. I TAUGHT YOU, I TRAINED YOU, I INTRODUCED YOU TO CELLTECH, AND YOU REPAY ME BY MAKING ME YOUR MOP TO CLEAN YOUR **** UP, YOUR SIDEKICK TO CAST JOKES UPON? ME, YOUR OWN DEAR BROTHER." yells an infuriated Said, before pausing to catch his breath. "Now.. NOW... Look at you... So placid, so incapable, so.. weak".

 

"Said.... You raped a boy... you deserve none of those things.. But i'll still love you as my brother" Replies Zyzz, with all his might. "Now please... get me an ambulance."

 

"I don't think so. You see, it's my turn.. It's my turn to shine, now. It's my turn to be you. I am going to become you. We will be one, and to begin this transformation, brother, will require one more act for us to do together" States a now calm and collected Said before beginning to roll Zyzz onto his stomach. "I am going to **** you, brother. I am going to **** you, and i'm going to cum inside you. Then you will cum in my mouth. I am going to absorb your life force, brother."

 

Said begins to unzip his jeans to release a 5.5 inch penis and then continues to pull down Zyzz's shorts.

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^ thanks. The results of the visit are on L4P. Post 450.. and all the drama that was bound to ensue. Shop wasn't in a bad location but not what i was expecting more for the high caliber of cars he says he is working on. Even worse on the inside, but that's subjective. Apparently the car 'fired' today but doesn't run or drive. Awaiting a video at the least.
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He keeps saying the people who say it "cant" be done are morons... that it takes GREAT engineering etc..... DOes he understand you can't engineer your way around physics?? :lol:

 

 

PS, I lold HARD at "break-in turbos" hahahahahahahahah who the fuck does that?

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OK then. So EVERYONE can see just how big your e-dick is, I will pay you $100, the 12V 'Bodyguard' is in for $100, the Tuner is in for $100, the Fab guy is in for $100, the shop Manager is in for $100, the VP is in for $100, (and so will the tech if you can make even a high-school-level case as to why it won't work) to come down and have a video'd conversation about the car with the tech who you said is the very definition of stupidity. I think that's a conversation everyone would like to see; I know I would. Come on Chris, just Wiki some info, make some note cards, and come on down!

 

I'll be your hucklebearer

 

 

I dont think this guy is an 'idiot' or any form of dumb... But I would sure love to host a design review with him. :gabe:

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