Drewhop Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 My friend used to promote bands down at OU. One time in college he had a band come in to town to play and they ended up staying at his house. So, they all get back to his house after the show and everyone is wasted etc. the lead singer pulls out a Baggie of cocaine and says "who wants to snort a line of coke off my dick?" Thinking that some hot chick would oblige. Instead, some random dude yells "for free????". And the lead singer (puzzled that a man spoke up) said reluctantly...."yes". Apparently it killed the entire mood of the entire party. People stared in awe, disgust, and confusion as one man blew a line of coke off another mans penis for what seemed like an hour, but was actually 3 seconds. The party then immediately dissolved and a very awkward silence filled the house as everyone slowly crept to their rooms in utter disbelief. This is a 100% true story. And, the moral of the story is....sometimes things don't go as planned. And people think you are gay. I didn't picture you as a cocaine type of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Thorne and Fill, holy fuckery. Not that I know either of you "very well", I can say Thorne did my tune on the specB and that car is about perfect. Find another Subie that can get 29.7 MPG and still have around 300whp map. Almost 2 years later, and no issues. When compared, same car to same car and mods, his work on mine has out performed others cars. And I have reliability aparently, after 2 years and 30,000 miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 ^ can you tune a n/a legacy to get those results? My BEST mpg to date since i bought my 09 in august is 26.6, and that was 85% highway and not going above 70mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 I know nothing about tuning. I shoot stuff. LOL My N/A legacy I had before was right at the 26MPG with K&N filter only. I would assume opening it up a little more with an exhaust might assist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 All subarus blow up eventually if pushed past the 300 mark. Thorne tuned or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 All subarus blow up eventually if pushed past the 300 mark. Thorne tuned or not. When you weld to the block. ANNNNNNNNND back on topic resumes in 5 4 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 When you weld to the block. ANNNNNNNNND back on topic resumes in 5 4 3 2 1 DWIGGS LOL. "You're a peasant! I'm rich and intelligent." "Boy you can't touch my money clip!" All that money and you can't seem to become more than a slug of a man. Just a 280lb, worthless fat-body. This cup of lard, I toast to you, sir David. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2011SVT Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Can somebody 'splain what exactly they were trying to do with welding on the block? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPL_Josh Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Itslavishbitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOZZER Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 The only Dyno that ever counts is the one that is 1320 feet long. This.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 All that money and you can't seem to become more than a slug of a man. Just a 280lb, worthless fat-body. This cup of lard, I toast to you, sir David. You can't even lift his wallet. :gtfo: -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 I can bring some 16oz gloves to the next car meet? i tried to fight you at your own gym and you wasnt about dat life!!!:dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 You can't even lift his wallet. :gtfo: -Marc :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gazguzzlr Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Old boy prolly jus ordered a new one wit a spare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Wiggs- "Never underestimate the power of internet stupidity! So, we get messaged that apparently there's a rumor about Stig's block being junk due to excessive heat from welding extra supports to the engine. So we track down the rumor and find out that the source is an employee of a 'competing' shop; not surprising given what jealousy does to people. But what makes it HILARIOUS is the fact that these supports are apparently magical. First, they were welded onto the block back in February of 2012 at the very shop whose employee started the rumor. Then, they allowed the block to work perfectly and run in the video we posted back in September. And now, they have gone back to ruining the block! Jealousy is a bitch!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 I'd like to see the car run, but even when he is defending himself and his company, he is still arrogant as fuck. I think that's the biggest reason people want to see him fail. And he said it ran last September, I didn't know it ran since it went to his shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 I'd like to see the car run, but even when he is defending himself and his company, he is still arrogant as fuck. I think that's the biggest reason people want to see him fail. And he said it ran last September, I didn't know it ran since it went to his shop. Starting and idling is a far cry from "running" as any car guy would be concenred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Starting and idling is a far cry from "running" as any car guy would be concenred. This is true, I should have said I didn't even know it idled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted April 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 Wiggs- "Never underestimate the power of internet stupidity! So, we get messaged that apparently there's a rumor about Stig's block being junk due to excessive heat from welding extra supports to the engine. So we track down the rumor and find out that the source is an employee of a 'competing' shop; not surprising given what jealousy does to people. But what makes it HILARIOUS is the fact that these supports are apparently magical. First, they were welded onto the block back in February of 2012 at the very shop whose employee started the rumor. Then, they allowed the block to work perfectly and run in the video we posted back in September. And now, they have gone back to ruining the block! Jealousy is a bitch!!" Bob at Performance Research is the one that said the block is junk from welding on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 What an idiot... How that clown gets a sense that he has any intellect, is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 What an idiot... How that clown gets a sense that he has any intellect, is beyond me. + 1 million I feel like Wiggs thinks he's some kind of articulate genius when he says generic phrases like "never underestimate the power of internet stupidity." Like such a basic, common statement is so intellectual in his mind. The paragraph above totally reeks of Wiggs and his holier-than-thou, smart guy bullshit. What a poser. As many others on CR have pointed out, "money doesn't buy intelligence" (or class, or humility). In Wiggs' case, just an undeserved sense of accomplishment. And a really expensive paperweight he so creatively named "The Stig" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 such a basic, common statement is so intellectual in his mind. That would be called "his barometer is off". When someone thinks that they say things that are deep or intellectual and they are way off; they are either too proud of where they are in life, or just plain dumb. I don't know DWiggs nor do I care about the drama that he is involved in inside the Lamborghini scene. I'm not there yet. But, from what I have viewed.... He is a guy with a lot of money and a lot to prove because of the holes that he's dug for himself. His attitude is not of an accomplished company owner, but that of a spoiled 17 year old who desperately seeks attention. It is pitiful to see grown men act like children especially since he is responsible for other people's livelihood as he does have employees. He is who he is because of the way he assumes that people perceive him. He will never change. But in his own mind he will think he is continually growing intellectually as he learns more about life/stuff and he will think that he is at a 10/10 (scale) when he's really at a 4/10. Like I said.... His barometer is off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 I heard he has a new Ferrari now. Not sure the model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 I heard he woke up in a new bugatti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 That would be called "his barometer is off". When someone thinks that they say things that are deep or intellectual and they are way off; they are either too proud of where they are in life, or just plain dumb. I don't know DWiggs nor do I care about the drama that he is involved in inside the Lamborghini scene. I'm not there yet. But, from what I have viewed.... He is a guy with a lot of money and a lot to prove because of the holes that he's dug for himself. His attitude is not of an accomplished company owner, but that of a spoiled 17 year old who desperately seeks attention. It is pitiful to see grown men act like children especially since he is responsible for other people's livelihood as he does have employees. He is who he is because of the way he assumes that people perceive him. He will never change. But in his own mind he will think he is continually growing intellectually as he learns more about life/stuff and he will think that he is at a 10/10 (scale) when he's really at a 4/10. Like I said.... His barometer is off. This. Unfortunately with this comes his arrogance and his sense of self worth (which again goes back to his barometer being off). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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