Harb67 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1745578Guy is driving along and takes a picture of a riced out Beretta and posts it to a forum he posts on. Owner of said Beretta finds pics, signs up on the website, and hilarity insues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 holy crap dude that was f-n hilarious!!! squidly dude thought his beretta was the shiznat!!! WTF???? and the added 2x4 roof spoilers with the overspray was f-n priceless... and the halfassed hood scoop with a ton of silicone adhesive to hold the k&n to the hood.... WOW!! what a f-tard! On top of wasting money on NOS..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wow! Guy needs to realized if you want a fast car...buy a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wow! Guy needs to realized if you want a fast car...buy a new one. or pull off the radiator cap and put a corvette under it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I love this quote! :lol:well i think ive officially found the end of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 wow, i dont know...that seems a little too coincidental... but hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Car guys are always such douchebag morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 wow, i dont know...that seems a little too coincidental... but hilariousNo, he took pictures of him holding his phone showing the time next to the car to prove it. It's for real man. I think he thinks he's funny driving a car like that when in all reality it makes him look like an idiot.there's vehicles at Wright State University that have home air conditioners and figurines glued all over the car! trust me this shit happens man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OfcMav Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 and im pretty sure dude with the beretta is a mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 ...all i got to say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 No, he took pictures of him holding his phone showing the time next to the car to prove it. It's for real man. I think he thinks he's funny driving a car like that when in all reality it makes him look like an idiot.there's vehicles at Wright State University that have home air conditioners and figurines glued all over the car! trust me this shit happens man. theres one's like that here in cbus around the short north ... I saw one guy was growing chia pet on his VW bug... and another was a newer cavalier with barbie dolls glued all over it.... f-n nuts I tell ya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 i think i really have reached the end of the internet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 i think i really have reached the end of the internet... I saw the bottom of my shot glass.... so I got out another bottle of whiskey.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 That picnic table wing screwed to the Beretta knows an awesomeness that few mortals will ever understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) I love this quote! :lol:Quote: well i think ive officially found the end of the internet. OMFG.....I'm only on page 1 & laughing so hard I'm crying!! Here's a couple other good ones..........the spoiler was added by the PO (Previous owner) and will be removed soon, it is functional but does not suite my taste.Reeeally....'Ya think?!? I know its not the best looking car on the road, but I am in the process of getting a maaco paint job and some body work done.Oh $HIT......Can't....breeeathe I put down 190hp to the front wheels with the 50 shot, which yielded me a 8.9 @ 93mph in the 1/8th mile. Edited April 19, 2009 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BonkerS Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Holy wow! That crap with the figurines isn't just in Dayton there. We had one around here we called the "Cat Man." I kid you not, this car had probably at least 50 or so cat figurines glued to it...large ones at that!That was pretty freaking funny though...best comment:"For some reason my penis shrinks everytime I read another post in this thread. If I don't stop reading it soon I'm going to have a vagina. Oh well, at least I'll be able to finger myself with out my finger smelling like poo. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Holy wow! That crap with the figurines isn't just in Dayton there. We had one around here we called the "Cat Man." I kid you not, this car had probably at least 50 or so cat figurines glued to it...large ones at that!That was pretty freaking funny though...best comment:"For some reason my penis shrinks everytime I read another post in this thread. If I don't stop reading it soon I'm going to have a vagina. Oh well, at least I'll be able to finger myself with out my finger smelling like poo. " I'm not sure if the thread went gay or not....It kinda did... didn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 that's pretty funny....I liked the women's heating pad around the nitrous bottle..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 looks the like f-n car is ready for take off..he needs to be bitch slapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 good for a few lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 there's vehicles at Wright State University that have home air conditioners and figurines glued all over the car! trust me this shit happens man. haha, you're talkin about The Van. my friend owns that thing. don't deny it, you're a little bit jealous inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 did anyone catch the rap the one guy made???Rice, Rice, Baby....Red light, STOP! Decelerate and listen,ProjectRetta's back with an old busted engine.Something, so damned unsightly,Probably breaking down daily and nightlyWill it ever start?Yo, I don't know.Interior lights... INDIGLO.To the mundane like my cargo shorts and sandalsAbercrombie and Fitch yea I'm damn coolRice, rice, baby.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 haha, you're talkin about The Van. my friend owns that thing. don't deny it, you're a little bit jealous inside.The van with the A/C sticking in the rear passenger window? Or the vehicle with the home mailbox and figurines glued all over it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollFace Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1745578Guy is driving along and takes a picture of a riced out Beretta and posts it to a forum he posts on. Owner of said Beretta finds pics, signs up on the website, and hilarity insues.And that my friends is what we call a shopping cart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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