Forrest Gump 9 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 This thread is awesome and scary at the same time. Every time I click on I just pray I don't see someone I know. So far only one I know of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Have 5 or so active conversations going right now. Nothing crazy, just small talk so far. Tentative drink plans with Bumble Man-hands and Tinder Amanda this weekend. This thread is awesome and scary at the same time. Every time I click on I just pray I don't see someone I know. So far only one I know of. Haha, I'm cool. If anyone knows someone on here, I'll take them off. Still probably bang them though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 this thread makes me feel old as hell.....man has shit changed in the 20 years since I was single. I guess there's no more going to bars and spending half a paycheck on a girl to get her in the sack only to have her A) leave with her friends, B) leave with some other guy, or C) have the lights come on and notice you've been feeding drinks to a horse face all night. Back in those days there was more than once that I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 This thread has delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Update::: After a month of horsing around, blondie is out of the picture, and I've been crying all day. A wreck. But I've gotten it together. Waiting for a chick to come over and watch a movie. Got back on tinder and have had a little luck. Another chick in the medical sales field. Perfect. I'm in love again. She has kids, great. I fucking love kids. http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/image.jpg1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Update::: After a month of horsing around, blondie is out of the picture, and I've been crying all day. A wreck. But I've gotten it together. Waiting for a chick to come over and watch a movie. Got back on tinder and have had a little luck. Another chick in the medical sales field. Perfect. I'm in love again. She has kids, great. I fucking love kids. http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv265/kirks5oh/image.jpg1.jpg 73 miles!?! Ooof, you do live in the boonies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 73 miles!?! Ooof, you do live in the boonies No shit. Thankfully she was at work and actually lives a little closer. Sucks for me, the only women worth seeing live an hour away in Milwaukee or 40 min away in Green Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFo Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Time to move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwohio Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'm just waiting for one of you guys to post a picture of a girl you're talking to and somebody else say, "Oh, I fucked her already....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 All of these chicks are decent, IMHO (minus, perhaps, man hands, though I'm not usually one to judge). I'm totally with you guys -- if I was single, I would be alllll about Bumble and Tinder (or whatever else I don't know about because I'm out of touch with all of this). I wish I had all this stuff back when I dated. Or maybe I don't because then I would have AIDS. In any event, I'm living vicariously through this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 A friend of mine just fucked up big time on tinder. Is married, and got caught because a single friend of their spouse saw their profile. Supposedly it was pure ego-boosting without any intent to follow through, but I have to secretly call bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFo Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 A friend of mine just fucked up big time on tinder. Is married, and got caught because a single friend of their spouse saw their profile. Supposedly it was pure ego-boosting without any intent to follow through, but I have to secretly call bullshit. Adultery level = Potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 A friend of mine just fucked up big time on tinder. Is married, and got caught because a single friend of their spouse saw their profile. Supposedly it was pure ego-boosting without any intent to follow through, but I have to secretly call bullshit. Even some single girls use it purely for ego boosting, all guys do it to get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 A friend of mine just fucked up big time on tinder. Is married, and got caught because a single friend of their spouse saw their profile. Supposedly it was pure ego-boosting without any intent to follow through, but I have to secretly call bullshit. Come on, every married guy knows you don't use Tinder in your hometown. That's road trips only... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'm just waiting for one of you guys to post a picture of a girl you're talking to and somebody else say, "Oh, I fucked her already....." Eskimo buddies. --urban dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 You could just check the EBDB - (The League) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Adultery level = Potato Come on, every married guy knows you don't use Tinder in your hometown. That's road trips only... :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Kirk i believe pics are in order since blondies out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miller11386 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Do you not use tapatalk? I find tapatalk more cumbersome than helpful on other forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 A friend of mine just fucked up big time on tinder. Is married, and got caught because a single friend of their spouse saw their profile. Supposedly it was pure ego-boosting without any intent to follow through, but I have to secretly call bullshit. He' gone. Hope he does not have many assets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 You could just check the EBDB - (The League) Doesn't Mark the Cuban own that now? (I fucking love the league) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Mine last one went from 100% to 0 in the span of a week following V-day weekend. Talked to her about it on the phone. She said her friends and family were concerned she was too "into" me following a divorce last year. Sounded like a b.s. excuse to me (her finding someone else seemed more logical). I jumped back on Tinder to see if she was still on and within 20 swipes I found her. She and I were supposed to meet Friday to talk about things in person. 9:30pm rolled around and no contact. I sent a text saying basically "shit or get off the pot." She sends me an angry text saying I wasn't helping the situation and that she saw me on Tinder again. I tried calling her but she didn't pick up. Haven't heard from her since and she's blocked me from all her social media. She got mad at me for being on Tinder when she was ON TINDER???? Da fuck? Man I'm glad I'm happily married. Have 5 or so active conversations going right now. Nothing crazy, just small talk so far. Tentative drink plans with Bumble Man-hands and Tinder Amanda this weekend. Haha, I'm cool. If anyone knows someone on here, I'll take them off. Still probably bang them though http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/7/17/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31832-1374080991-4.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruizin01 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Eskimo brothers via tinder happened with 2 guys I work with. Unknowingly just a few months apart. Funny to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 I'm just waiting for one of you guys to post a picture of a girl you're talking to and somebody else say, "Oh, I fucked her already....." Eskimo buddies. --urban dictionary Eskimo brothers via tinder happened with 2 guys I work with. Unknowingly just a few months apart. Funny to think about. I had a Eskimo bros story with a guy from my gym somewhere in the beginning of the thread. We just laughed about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Eskimo buddies. --urban dictionary I'm old or out of touch, I had to google that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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