Trouble Maker Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) ... looks like they built it out of old computer cases. And why are there magicians on stage? Also, does this dude still think he lives in South Africa and needs an armored vehicle? It is interesting how closely the price VS 0-60 VS range seem to line up between this and the Ford Maky Edited November 25, 2019 by Trouble Maker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I thought it was a joke when it came out. I cant be the only person that thought that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I thought it was a joke when it came out. I cant be the only person that thought that.... How in the actual fuck is what he brought out a truck? It looks more like something that Mitsubishi would make 10 years from now, after they've been out of business for 5 years, as a concept for a 10 years into the future desert racer. It's like calling an electric KUV mobile a muscle car. *KUV=Karen Utility Vehicle, you heard it here first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1647545532 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I hate it so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 OMG THE AWFUL RENDER WAS RIGHT Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 But...but...but.... Elon is such a genius... Ford drops one turd and Elon just fills the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I still think I'm being punked. Watched it live and was waiting for the real truck to come out. The best comment I've seen online is that it looks like a partially rendered image from a mid 90's computer game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 ... Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVE-O Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I still think I'm being punked. Watched it live and was waiting for the real truck to come out. The best comment I've seen online is that it looks like a partially rendered image from a mid 90's computer game. Between how it looks incredibly bad and that the glass failed terribly. I feel like this is not what they will be producing and there is something behind this It was a very lack luster unavailing compared to all the others they have done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeROC Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Auto makers are openly mocking their customers now. This, thing. The CUV that identifies as a Mustang. "Vegan leather" seats, which are PLEATHER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 It was a very lack luster unavailing compared to all the others they have done Agree. It was like they tossed the mic to a guy off the street and said "go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I wonder if Elon got high one night, watched RoboCop, and thought to himself, "I wonder if I could turn him into a vehicle?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 The only thing I absolutely hate is the straight-edged windshield leading to a sharp crease then straight-edge to the tails. ADD SOME CURVES. The Tesla Model X, S, and 3 are stunning, be like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 what in the cuckery telsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I still think I'm being punked. Watched it live and was waiting for the real truck to come out. The best comment I've seen online is that it looks like a partially rendered image from a mid 90's computer game. Thats a perfect description Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeROC Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 by BuckeyeBOSS, on Flickr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I'm going to be sympathetic, as a fan of Tesla's products... - It's unique, in a sea of vehicles that are "styled" but still get lost in a crowd. - It will hopefully be legitimately cheaper, as the tooling/design for it HAS to be cheaper with the lack of flame-curves and fake vents that do nothing. - Arguably, Tesla electric powertrain systems are well-engineered and great performers, only restricted by battery capacity. Stuff it under a unibody cube with decent suspension and tires, and you should have good off-road capabilities. Only worry is electric range if you're going way, way away from a charging station. Hoping that flat roof will harbor good solar cells. - I wouldn't buy this thing at $50k+ like I wouldn't buy ANYTHING for $50k+...new cars these days are shit-for-value compared to higher-end cars/trucks that depreciate quickly. Would I buy this at $30k? If it proves to be as good as a used Model S in performance/reliability/capability, I would seriously consider it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Can’t see the video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Otis Nice Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Matt with the quality memes. +1 internet point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1647545532 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I'm going to be sympathetic, as a fan of Tesla's products... - It's unique, in a sea of vehicles that are "styled" but still get lost in a crowd. I could say a lot about the design but the reason I hate it so much is that I already know who will buy this. Throw this on the same pile as the G-Wagon, or the X6M, or the Porsche Cayenne Turbo S. It's a giant ostentatious show piece for douchebags who don't actually like cars. It's a car for people who don't even see the need to pretend that they need their F250 King Ranch because of it's towing capacity, or who pretend that they need a huge AWD SUV to handle the rough Ohio winters. It's unapologetic in its appeal to people who just want to be flashy. I will give them points for pushing boundaries, but there's absolutely nothing this does for me that a Model 3 Performance doesn't also do, without the baggage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I wonder if Elon got high one night, watched RoboCop, and thought to himself, "I wonder if I could turn him into a vehicle?" That was my first reaction too. At least he tried I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 If Tesla selling this they’ll get sue for ruining people’s eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B3NN3TT Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbs3000 Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 It probably won't catch on but these are the perfect trucks for municipalities. Stout warranty, distance doesn't matter, 10x tougher than anything else on the market (ever tried to get a Ford aluminium panel fixed, shoot me) will probably hold value over anything else on market. Sent from my SM-G928V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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