schmuckingham Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 cause everyone hates you.... about time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Would also like to add, that most of the vehicles I have had were faster than a lot of 600s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Would also like to add, that most of the vehicles I have had were faster than a lot of 600sBut that's just because you're way cooler than everyone else..In all reality, there's not a whole lot of vehicles on the street capable of running mid to high 10's in a 1/4 mile, which a bone stock (high end) 600 can do. Certainly not with me riding it, but the bike is capable.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Only vetts ever want to race me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Y'all kicked this thread's ASSEvery time I scrolled down I And then I :lol:some more. OMG gonna pee my pants aahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Is that how you get all your trim? :lol:TRIM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I need some insight, fellas. Maybe its because I lack a Y chromosome, but certain behaviors baffle me.WHY do white dudes always feel like they need to race me when I'm on my bike and they are in their diesel truck/riced-out Neon/minivan:wtf:At every stop, I get the double eyeball, the scowl... followed by a comedic and pathetic attempt at gunning their little engines at takeoff.And YES, its ALWAYS white dudes. Age 18 to 68, all walks of life. I'm looking for the "Top 10 Reasons Why White Dudes Feel Compelled To Try To Race Me."GO.....------->Well first of all how do you know they don't act that way with all bikers, regardless of sex or race? Are you saying you've never been challenged by any black dudes? Maybe its not a race issue more demographics. Diesel trucks = people that are ignorant about sport bikes and only know Harley's ( not everyone so don't go off on me if you have a deisel truck). Diesel Trucks can beat Harley's. Thus they think they can beat you. LOLDo they actually take off and try to leave you or just rev the engine? maybe they just want to see the rearview...Maybe you should post pics ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Is that how you get all your trim? You better believe it, being married, it would be wrong of me to put any effort into it, but if they come to me, what else am I supposed to do? Just kidding, I am good boy and a good husband , but it is always nice to get some attention from some cute girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I don't have this problemSame here and I wear pink leathers on the street so eveyone knows I'm a female BUT I also don't look intimidating whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 You better believe it, being married, it would be wrong of me to put any effort into it, but if they come to me, what else am I supposed to do? Just kidding, I am good boy and a good husband , but it is always nice to get some attention from some cute girls.We know you are. Now get back to TRIMming us some stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 The only people that want to race me are fat chicks at DQ, all wantin' to blow through their peanut buster parfait like it's last call, and they gotta get one more in 'em before the big lip-shaped light goes out. Slow down bitches! Ain't ya ever hard of brain freeze? I am savoring my dilly bar, skank! And their race? Doesn't matter. White, black, latino...all of 'em. Just big, honkin' fat chicks. The kind that break a sweat picking out a donut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 ^--- lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Well first of all how do you know they don't act that way with all bikers, regardless of sex or race? i couldn't say, bro.. you tell me LOLAre you saying you've never been challenged by any black dudes? That would be correct. Looks from black dudes, white chicks and black chicks, yes. Challenges, no.Do they actually take off and try to leave you or just rev the engine? maybe they just want to see the rearview... Maybe you should post pics ...UGGHHH hopeless!! So hopeless!!! And how do you propose I take a picture of my butt on a bike, sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdruggan10r Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 (edited) No one ever wants to race me when on my bike. Only time is a douche in a ratty Porche 928. He might have been pissed about the sticker on my helet that says "My $6,000 bike is faster than your $60,000 Porche" Edited May 26, 2009 by bdruggan10r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 i couldn't say, bro.. you tell me LOLThat would be correct. Looks from black dudes, white chicks and black chicks, yes. Challenges, no.UGGHHH hopeless!! So hopeless!!! And how do you propose I take a picture of my butt on a bike, sir?LOL Just saying... take it as a compliment and stop intellectualizing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Lulz. You told a female to stop intellectualizing? Like they ever could in the first place.. (sry' date=' just kidding. pleez don't kill me)[/quote']You know you're dead now right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara_Rides Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 No one ever wants to race me when on my bike. Only time is a douche in a ratty Porche 928. He might have been pissed about the sticker on my helet that says "My $6,000 bike is faster than your $60,000 Porche"Okay, that is really cute...or cool, whichever term is more masculine...and it's WAY funnier because it's totally true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 No one ever wants to race me when on my bike. Only time is a douche in a ratty Porche 928. He might have been pissed about the sticker on my helet that says "My $6,000 bike is faster than your $60,000 Porche"i think we still lose that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdruggan10r Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 i think we still lose that one.No way. MY ZX10R is faster of the line than a 928 Porsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangBruhY Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 This is a funny thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Lulz. You told a female to stop intellectualizing? Like they ever could in the first place.. (sry' date=' just kidding. pleez don't kill me)[/quote']If you don't stop misbehaving, I'm going to give you a sound spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 If you don't stop misbehaving, I'm going to give you a sound spanking.Is there a line for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I think you need a taller bike because Jinu's point flew right over your head. $60' date='000 German sports car > $6,000 Japanese sport bike.[/quote']BLASPHEMY! On a related note, I got to drive next to a brand new M3 yesterday. The stock exhaust note is BEAUTIFUL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 BLASPHEMY! On a related note, I got to drive next to a brand new M3 yesterday. The stock exhaust note is BEAUTIFUL!M3's are awesome.Now back to the original thread... did I hear there was a "spanking line"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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