Casper Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 A corpse. Seriously.http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2009/04/09/student-hit-by-corpse-thrown-from-speeding-car-86908-21265014/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 At least she was in a box. If not...man, I know Honda Clean gets bugs off my faceshield, but I don't know about dead Chinese women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 At least she was in a box. If not...man, I know Honda Clean gets bugs off my faceshield, but I don't know about dead Chinese women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 wow flying taint.... how would you get that off? I wonder if justin knows.... ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 wow flying taint.... how would you get that off? I wonder if justin knows.... ha!flying dead taint at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Wow thats just insane.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 That's brilliant!and that deserves a guiness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 This may be my favorite quote ever from a news article...."A car passed and a package came flying out the door. It had a dead woman inside. My nephew was very upset." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 This may be my favorite quote ever from a news article...."A car passed and a package came flying out the door. It had a dead woman inside. My nephew was very upset."That is funny as shit. I might be upset too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillinTime Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Wow...that's nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Damn that tops the basket full of golf balls I had thrown at me while riding my bicycle one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 ^ that'll teach you to ride a bicycle on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I ride a road bike that can do 25-30mph so since I was on High St in the 25mph section I was actually doing the speed of traffic, not that there was much since it was 3am. But the drunken college idiots thought it would be funny to throw them anyways. They were lucky i didn't catch the ball bouncing down the street in front of me or else it would have ended up back in their car via their windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 They wouldnt have got you if you were on the sidewalk. You are lucky they didnt run you over riding a bicycle on High st. @ 3am. You got a death wish?When I become Emperor, one of the first rules will be "No riding bicycles on the street except where there are bicycle lanes. If you ride outside those lanes, motorist are allowed to pummel you with golf balls." That will be right after I turn the Highway Patrol into the AAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 New Headline, "bad chinese delivery could have killed cyclist"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 They wouldnt have got you if you were on the sidewalk. You are lucky they didnt run you over riding a bicycle on High st. @ 3am. You got a death wish?When I become Emperor, one of the first rules will be "No riding bicycles on the street except where there are bicycle lanes. If you ride outside those lanes, motorist are allowed to pummel you with golf balls." That will be right after I turn the Highway Patrol into the AAA. I like this. When can you start your new emperor job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Max if I ride on the sidewalks I'll end up running into pedestrians or wiping out b/c of the shit pour conditions of the concrete. I go 25mph on my bike, I need good surfaces to ride on that don't have peds walking blindly out of shops. If you're in your car on campus, or if you're in a bus, I'm passing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I like this. When can you start your new emperor job?As soon as I get my Crown, Robe and Pimp Cane...And we have to toss the current Emperor out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 A corpse. Seriously.http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2009/04/09/student-hit-by-corpse-thrown-from-speeding-car-86908-21265014/BEN!!!!! could this be our dead hooker on ice we discussed arount the fire sat night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 and maybe they didnt even mean to thorw her out......... maybe they were just air drying her and she slipped out of the passengers grip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Max if I ride on the sidewalks I'll end up running into pedestrians or wiping out b/c of the shit pour conditions of the concrete. I go 25mph on my bike, I need good surfaces to ride on that don't have peds walking blindly out of shops. If you're in your car on campus, or if you're in a bus, I'm passing you.+1... I don't ride bicycles that often, but when I do I about pummle every pedestrian on the sidewalk bc they're texting or there's three of them side by side taking up the ENTIRE sidewalk ... I think if you ride your bicycle faster than the old ladies drive down the road, you're good to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 ^I totally ride faster than the old ladies in their cars, I even out accelerate some cars at lights. If you're on a mountain bike though get the F*ck off the street b/c you can't even ride fast enough to go in a straight line, you just swerve back and forth, however, if you have a road bike the sidewalk is suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 bet he woke up still hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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