NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Who hasn't been thrown up on, once or twice...? Well...i hope not like this. I have been seeing this girl, and talking to her a while. She's very cool, and into the same shit i am, meeting her through a mutual friend. The night i took her out, was the 3rd time that we had went out. We went to Laser Quest in Canton. Had alot of fun, then drove back down to Lancaster to eat at bw3's. Driving her back to her car...she told me she had a really good time...and would like to show her "appreciation". And told me to pull in a parking lot. So...didn't take long for me to find out how. She started smoking the cheeba, needle flossing. You get it. It's going good, you know the occasional glance up..to look up at me. (Insert slurping noises) Me...giving her wtf are you stopping!? Faces...you know the norm. Then...finally, i tell her i'm about to give her a shower...and she says ok. I orgasm...as i'm doing this...she keeps her head down...and her mouth still on my friend. I see stuff dripping back down, and then hear her start to choke. Then blaaaaach!!! :puke:Baby juice...and vomit is everywhere. All over my rocket ship...my pants, my seats, my dash. Wtf!? My intial reaction...was like whoa! Not really into that kinda shit. But...ultimately what a way to ruin a good bj! Seriously? Come on. I felt bad for her...too...so don't totally think i'm selfless. She mentioned she wasn't feeling well...after b dubs...and thought she could take it. Guess not! So...after i made sure she was ok...i made her help me clean that god awful alien looking shit up. Still can't get the damn smell out. What do i use on vomit, to get the smell out? And...i like her...but getting puked on is not fun. What do you think, should i see her again. Would any of you...? lol. The sad thing is...she didn't have a drop to drink. Good times. I posted this in my last reply, but thought i would edit it in here. Pic of date. Edited September 24, 2010 by NightRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 OMG!!!! BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!! side note my current gf threw up on me after a long night of drinking and her passing out on my chest......... thats when i knew i loved her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBlue Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 great story. I think somebody needs to make a new smiley that combines these two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 im sorry but im still laughing at this story!! i cant even drink my redbull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Sounds like a keeper! Any girl that's comfortable giving head AND throwing up on the 3rd date is worthy of a 4th date...the question is, is she going to be willing or will she be to embarrassed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I think you should chug some ipecac, then eat her out.Return the favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 The smell of vomit seems like it never goes away. I would clean it up as best as possible and get the inside of the car detailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Yeah take her on another date. She sounds like a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lysol, lysol, febreeze and lysol again scrubbing. and keep the windows down for as long as you can. ie. park in the garage. do again next week.... yeah that was a graphic but funny story. yes you should keep her. she's a giver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lysol, lysol, febreeze and lysol again scrubbing. and keep the windows down for as long as you can. ie. park in the garage. do again next week.... yeah that was a graphic but funny story. yes you should keep her. she's a giver.you sound like you know this from a first hand experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c7fx Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I couldn't get rid of the smell of puke from my car. I traded it in...that worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 So was there silence when you dropped her off at her car?Did you go 80% and she come the otther 20%?These would be need to knows if there is another possible date in order.Maybe she will feel bad, and up the anty next time?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 ive got three little kids, all who somehow get sick and vomit in the middle of the night in bed when im asleep. so at least thats where i get the cleaning experience. but good try thou. im a dumbass for not seeing that one comin' .... no pun intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 So was there silence when you dropped her off at her car?Did you go 80% and she come the otther 20%?These would be need to knows if there is another possible date in order.Maybe she will feel bad, and up the anty next time?!?!?No. On the way there, i got a couple i'm really sorry's. And...hysterical laughter once we got to the car. She lives in Lancaster, so i just picked her up. Yeah...i'm hoping. God knows what will happen next though. Probably shouldn't do anything involving a boat. Or a roller coaster ride. Or have sex...on a water bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 ive got three little kids, all who somehow get sick and vomit in the middle of the night in bed when im asleep. so at least thats where i get the cleaning experience. but good try thou. im a dumbass for not seeing that one comin' .... no pun intended jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 No. On the way there, i got a couple i'm really sorry's. And...hysterical laughter once we got to the car. She lives in Lancaster, so i just picked her up. Yeah...i'm hoping. God knows what will happen next though. Probably shouldn't do anything involving a boat. Or a roller coaster ride. Or have sex...on a water bed.until she poops on your dick i say keep her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Kick that shit to the curb.. post haste. J/K.. it's funny but I feel more for her than I do you. I mean' date=' you got to orgasm and then the bad part happened. She got to taste sweaty cock, nut juice and then vomit... not to mention the nastiness that is BW3s. Poor girl.. :momo:[/quote']Hey! Bro's before ho's man! There is a reason it's called a blow JOB. If she didn't want to blow, she could have offered up something else. Not my fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 until she poops on your dick i say keep her Niiice. Real noice. Are you trying to make me throw up....? I guess if i'm butt banging her...i should probably stay away from taco bell huh...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 great story. I think somebody needs to make a new smiley that combines these two. i'm on it! Damn good story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Niiice. Real noice. Are you trying to make me throw up....? I guess if i'm butt banging her...i should probably stay away from taco bell huh...?all depends on how you look at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 all depends on how you look at it Wha...? If i'm laying pipe in her butt...i already got enough fecal matter on there...to last a life time. I just try not to think about it. Warm...and tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I had a similar story when I was still in school. After going to a fair and riding some rides and snacking on some fries with vinegar the girlfriend decides to go down on me. Quick version is I blew a nut and it hit her gag reflex and she puked vinegar and fries on my shit. I dated her for another few months and from that point on I could never reach climax while getting head from her. I would try like hell but no luck. Bad subliminal image that could not be changed. I later found out it was just her because I had no problem with her friend...oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I had a similar story when I was still in school. After going to a fair and riding some rides and snacking on some fries with vinegar the girlfriend decides to go down on me. Quick version is I blew a nut and it hit her gag reflex and she puked vinegar and fries on my shit. I dated her for another few months and from that point on I could never reach climax while getting head from her. I would try like hell but no luck. Bad subliminal image that could not be changed. I later found out it was just her because I had no problem with her friend...oops.she scarred you mentally therapy could have helped.......... but then again maybe not vinegar and fries thats fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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