socaln8tv Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This story just made my day. This is freaking hilarious!! You must keep her around! You would be half retarded not too... oh and dont forget to ask her about a blumpkin. u know, if you do keep her around and then you guys get tight... longterm and show up for an OR meet n greet event, ya'll be smiling big at her. she won't have a clue. you'd so be in the doghouse. but thanks for sharing. this by far is the best thread and i'll keep reading like white on rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 oh, i'm still laughing... you're fun to tease sir... but if i were you, i'd still consider it your fault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 If your not feeling well...don't ram something that barely fits in your mouth, down your throat...and then try to swallow the result. She must have a really small mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 She must have a really small mouth. Beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 now, who's gonna google : 1 guy, 1 cup ? I still stick to my original comment that there is NOT a circumstance where a straight guy would google that.... ever...The image will be burned into your mind forever...FOREVER! Like when I first seen the video "Death by horse cock", or even worse "BME Pain Olympics". Google that shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 After getting a girlfriendStep 1: Watch out for puke on the private area. If she does this then she is a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmh_sprint Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 This is the funniest thread I have read on any of the boards I frequent. Aces to all of you for giving me some desperately needed comic relief. Thanks God I'm working from home today. The tears running down my face would be hard to explain at the office. Also, spacedock takes the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Wow. Just Wow. I can't believe I just read all that.I agree that if she wasn't feeling well she probably shouldn't of 'done the deed'. Was this girl worried you were going to kick her to the curb if she didn't at least give you some appeasement after 3 dates?This makes me start to question YOUR reputation. Do you think this could of been the case?Wow. Wtf is everyone hating on me? lol. It wasn't like i told her "get to sucking" or...you get to walk home..or something. I didn't, or would give any female the impression that if she didn't put out..she would be on the curb with a 4 sale sign. Again...never really had any issues. oh, i'm still laughing... you're fun to tease sir... but if i were you, i'd still consider it your fault... Thanks. Hold on....just a minute. Come on Mj. Hypothetically speaking...your telling me...that if you threw up on some guy...while giving him a bj...that it would be HIS fault? Put yourself in that scenario...be honest. Your not feeling well, but decide to perform anyway...and it's the dudes fault!? Come on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 She must have a really small mouth. Oh...i forgot to mention she's a midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Awesome!!! I love Midgets!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Wow. Wtf is everyone hating on me? lol. It wasn't like i told her "get to sucking" or...you get to walk home..or something. I didn't, or would give any female the impression that if she didn't put out..she would be on the curb with a 4 sale sign. Again...never really had any issues. Thanks. Hold on....just a minute. Come on Mj. Hypothetically speaking...your telling me...that if you threw up on some guy...while giving him a bj...that it would be HIS fault? Put yourself in that scenario...be honest. Your not feeling well, but decide to perform anyway...and it's the dudes fault!? Come on! Its not your fault bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 oh...i forgot to mention she's a midget. rly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 (edited) rlyNo. lol. For all of you that have been wondering. Here's what she looks like. Not really sure myself...how i've hung out with her 3 times. Mutual friends help So...i'm gonna go with the consensus that i should see her again if i can? Edited September 24, 2010 by NightRider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chachi1189 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 (edited) She can throw up on me as many times as she wants...as long as i get to finish each timeoh and OsuMj down below is rightcan't believe you posted italso yes go out with her againjust be more careful with the order of the events of the day/night Edited July 31, 2009 by chachi1189 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 omg, i can't believe you posted it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 omg, i can't believe you posted it... What!? I got threw up on by that. Isn't it ironic...that her mouth is open in that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 The pic does not show up at work........................................................................... ........................................................... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 "sure I will go down on you....but you'll only ask once!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 No. lol. For all of you that have been wondering. Here's what she looks like. Not really sure myself...how i've got her to go out with me 3 times. So...i'm gonna go with the consensus that i should go out with her again? Is this after she puked on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 fwiw, I threw up in my car 1 year ago... still smells a little bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted August 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 "sure I will go down on you....but you'll only ask once!"Is this after she puked on you?No. lol. I mean...looking back at it, it can be funny. But...i would hope to god...it wouldn't be that funny to take pics about. Like "oh noes...i trew up errywhere" (insert pouty face here) you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 She's a cutie, but what's with the single shredder tooth in the pic? I'd feel bad if you got raked by that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmh_sprint Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 The best part is that the picture fits the story...as in Oops, I shouldn't have eaten that last wing or I didn't think that 1 hair would have that effect...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted August 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 She's a cutie, but what's with the single shredder tooth in the pic? I'd feel bad if you got raked by that...Ahhhhhhhhh wtf lol. I didn't even notice that. Good looking out. And...no i didn't get raked by anything. It was actually a pretty good bj. I think her mom taught her well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 so what happened to this chick? was there a 2nd date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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