AOW Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 SHE'S A KEEPER!!! for the smell, go to the pet store and get some of that pet stain and odor eliminator. That stuff works the best. There is this other crap called " O " that you can get off line that has been the best non commercial odor eliminator I've used. Another good trick is to place couple of dryer sheets under your seats until the oder goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 now, who's gonna google : 1 guy, 1 cup ? I still stick to my original comment that there is NOT a circumstance where a straight guy would google that.... ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I bet he won't be able to finish ever again without someone throwing up.lmfao!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubguy85 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Now you must explain...Just google it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lol. that's just a pic! i hope it wasn't the RAM either! Just like that bike...in yours. Not cool, to know so much about me. Nope...wasn't in the ram. Htf would i explain that to my dad...? That there's baby batter, and puke stains on his truck....that he loves more than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilTuffGirl Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I read the title and i'm like "yea I get puked on by strangers more than I'd like to but at least I get paid during it". Then I read and couldn't stop laughing. Even shared it with the fiance' and his cousin. His cousin says yes to another date since you know she puts out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 LOL. Seriously..? I shower everyday. And no...i did nothing of the sort. Take her side. Fine! Her trying to swallow....was a bad decision. When not feeling well. I feel bad for her...but come on. That wasn't smart. I'm appreciative, but let's be real here. Would you eat an entire cake...if you didn't feel good? No.Yeah.. trying to swallow when under the weather is ill-advised. Just like you should skip it if your nose is stopped up... could cause one to accidentally blow snot rockets all over the crotch of the recipient.....hypothetically.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Yeah.. trying to swallow when under the weather is ill-advised. Just like you should skip it if your nose is stopped up... could cause one to accidentally blow snot rockets all over the crotch of the recipient.....hypothetically.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Just like you should skip it if your nose is stopped up... could cause one to accidentally blow snot rockets all over the crotch of the recipient.words of experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 this story wins!!! i dont know why is skipped over it so many times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I read the title and i'm like "yea I get puked on by strangers more than I'd like to but at least I get paid during it". Then I read and couldn't stop laughing. Even shared it with the fiance' and his cousin. His cousin says yes to another date since you know she puts out.lol. I'm glad my time of...pain and disgust...could amuse you, and your friend's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 maybe your man spackling tasted terrible and caused her to vomit, here's some 10 tips for a better diet, that way your sweet man juice will taste better next time and she'll ask for seconds without having to regurgitate it! http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 maybe your man spackling tasted terrible and caused her to vomit, here's some 10 tips for a better diet, that way your sweet man juice will taste better next time and she'll ask for seconds without having to regurgitate it! http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106It might have been the sheer volume and force? Did you unload the gun before going out? Has it been awhile since you had relations with a female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 dude, did photobucket delete my smilie? Nope.. still thereRight Click......."Save As" So if I take zinc & drink a couple liters of H2O..... Does that negate all the milk I drink?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chachi1189 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 i think she found what i found, and it's more of a blumpkin pie....it's really disgusting...whats even more disturbing is a spacedock fondue partyi dare anyone to look that up on urbandictionarydo it and i'll give you a quarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 maybe your man spackling tasted terrible and caused her to vomit, here's some 10 tips for a better diet, that way your sweet man juice will taste better next time and she'll ask for seconds without having to regurgitate it! http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106It might have been the sheer volume and force? Did you unload the gun before going out? Has it been awhile since you had relations with a female?both very legit points!!! Maybe she's talking about this with her friends right ow trying to decide if she should take you on a nother date "it was SO MUCH that I threw up... I was so embaressed... should I go on another date with him?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 maybe your man spackling tasted terrible and caused her to vomit, here's some 10 tips for a better diet, that way your sweet man juice will taste better next time and she'll ask for seconds without having to regurgitate it! http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106You know...since i'm not gay...and sheep fuckers like fonz and Jrm, i don't know what my semen tastes like. Nor do i want to find out. EVER. I already eat a pretty healthy diet...plus i would never alter my diet...just so my man juice tastes good. Really...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcNWQ_VWMDk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 It might have been the sheer volume and force? Did you unload the gun before going out? Has it been awhile since you had relations with a female?No. People still do that? lol. About a week and a half prior to the bj. both very legit points!!! Maybe she's talking about this with her friends right ow trying to decide if she should take you on a nother date "it was SO MUCH that I threw up... I was so embaressed... should I go on another date with him?"I almost thought she was trying to throw up, before i even have her a white shower. I could feel her tonsils. She thew up on me! Pretty sure i got the wrong end of the deal. I mean...yeah it was a bj...until she pulled an exorcist all over everything. That...pretty much ruined it. I do feel bad though, but come on ladies! Use common sense. If your not feeling well...don't ram something that barely fits in your mouth, down your throat...and then try to swallow the result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGTL GRL Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Wow. Just Wow. I can't believe I just read all that.I agree that if she wasn't feeling well she probably shouldn't of 'done the deed'. Was this girl worried you were going to kick her to the curb if she didn't at least give you some appeasement after 3 dates?This makes me start to question YOUR reputation. Do you think this could of been the case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 this thread is by the the funniest shit i've read in a very long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 If your not feeling well...don't ram something that barely fits in your mouth, down your throat...and then try to swallow the result. *mental note re Night RiderYou all may proceed... as you were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicilianDude357 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I'd see her again....its not like she tried to do that man... Thats probably her most embarrassing moment lol...Next time... Head BEFORE Chicken Wings lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 -- edit - old link doesnt work anymore -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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