sonavabeech Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis.. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??''Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.'And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order SORT OF BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE DOES IT NOT ??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 lol. Where did you find this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah, chicks are like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 ^^^^lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 very funny!! rep for you sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nukcrash69 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'll be sharing this one at work........good one...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 very funny!! rep for you sir I thought it was a "Mam" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I've been called worse.... 80) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I bet her husband didn't appreciate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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