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I figured I'd get a lotta funny answers, but I am seriously asking. The new girl can't be on birth control, so I'm stuck with using them. Please keep this thread work safe, so I can keep reading it

Sure she can :) That's just an excuse so she doesn't have to have sex with you.

Put some in her food without her knowing :)

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You know the old joke about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep then jackin' it? Feels like a different person...

It doesn't work the other way around.

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT get any of the ones w/ the cock numbing lube in them.

ROFLMAO IcyHot makes a great lube, true story

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You know the old joke about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep then jackin' it? Feels like a different person...

It doesn't work the other way around.

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT get any of the ones w/ the cock numbing lube in them.

Quoted for HILARITY!!!

ROFLMAO IcyHot makes a great lube, true story

Sounds like that burns like FEEZUCK!

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I prefer Target bags, as the plastic doesn't make as much noise.
i made it another 8 years lol. Dam good swimmers!

Not quite sure why I quoted this one, must have been an accident... Oh well, rep for having healthy sperm!

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is there such a thing as a work safe thread on Ohio-riders?:D

Fixed!

Back OT,

I have no idea, only used them a couple times, and that was AFTER being married! :eek: I really didn't like them, but it was right after our son was born, and she couldn't start on the pill and didn't want to take any chances, so I had to do what I had to do to get some!

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anybody try animal skin condoms or anything like that?

Yes. Walmart has Trojan Natural Lamb condoms and they're my girlfriend and I's favorites. actually feels like wearing nothing unlike the ultra thin/sensitive ones. but they are a bit pricey so you might wanna see if you can find them in bulk if you fuck in bulk.

no VD protection though. girlfriend = yes. whores and blow = no

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