kawi kid Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 print your own money!!! http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6676852.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 They do have buy one get one free on up-time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Damn, they're onto me.Seriously, why are people so dumb? Fake 50s = federal crime. Internet = free porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Damn, they're onto me.Seriously, why are people so dumb? Fake 50s = federal crime. Internet = free porn but the internet just dont feel as real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 but the internet just dont feel as real On a related note, remember when we used to just close our eyes and imagine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbctown Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 NoShit, you're older than me, could you even see in color back then? :-D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbctown Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Shit, you're older than me, could you even see in color back then? :-D!Not Nice. Sears catalog underwar section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Not Nice. Sears catalog underwar section. thats awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Not Nice. Sears catalog underwar section.Was black and white back then no? I'm just fucking with you, I find it funny that people a few years younger than me don't even know there WAS a black and white?Same as there are people that will know Chevy Chase as "That guy on Community" or "That dude from the MyTouch commercial"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbctown Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Was black and white back then no? I'm just fucking with you, I find it funny that people a few years younger than me don't even know there WAS a black and white?Same as there are people that will know Chevy Chase as "That guy on Community" or "That dude from the MyTouch commercial"?Very True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 this is not where i figured where this was going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbctown Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 QFT. Penney's Catalog. Safest porn in the house. Better yet is when Fredricks of Hollywood Catalog would hit the door. I would hide that bad boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 sticking fake dollar bills into stripper g-strings can get you more attention at the side of the stage.....if caught you can argure, that was somebody else's dollar bill......if you go to jail don't quote me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 sticking fake dollar bills into stripper g-strings can get you more attention at the side of the stage.....if caught you can argure, that was somebody else's dollar bill......if you go to jail don't quote me...... to late i just did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirPsycho Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Free lap Dances = date/marry a stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 He was going to go home and get money to pay the stripper though. That should count for something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 she has fake boobs.he has fake money.i see no real problem here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why for do people waste money on lap dances so much. I mean I guess it feels good but there isnt a happy ending...shit I can think of better ways to spend $30. But I guess if you are desperate and havent felt the touch of a woman in a long ass time then its worth it.Hmmm.. now im really starting to ponder this. Let see, take a chick out for dinner - at least $60? Movie or some sort of other entertainment... $25Shit if thats a first date and as I stated you havent been with a women in a while, so obviously you have no game... you might be lucky if you even get a kiss goodnight. So you would have to at least double that for any action at all, so now in for close to $200 for two legitimate dates and STILL no lap dance. lmaoAlternative - strip club wait for the buy one get one dance spend $30 and hell tip her ten if she gives ya a good show. You just saved yourself about $150 AND congratulations.... She threw in a set of Blue Balls FOR FREE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 He was going to go home and get money to pay the stripper though. That should count for something?"According to the documents, Kempter told investigators he planned to go home and pay with real money, but none was found at his residence."They checked!she has fake boobs.he has fake money.i see no real problem here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 she has fake boobs.he has fake money.i see no real problem here.Bwaaaahhhhaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 i've been told monopoly money works with the less than bright ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 On a related note, remember when we used to just close our eyes and imagine?she has fake boobs.he has fake money.i see no real problem here.+1. i've been told monopoly money works with the less than bright ones \Somehow...i wouldn't doubt that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Free lap Dances = date/marry a stripper.It's worked for me in past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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