Whitey1 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 So I felt guilty that the family was going to the zoo and I was once again going riding. So an early morning text message to blow off my riding buddy starts my day. I then load up my three excited kids and head to the zoo. I have a decent age gap from 4, 7, and 12 years of age and am still amazed that the damn kids spent more time looking at stupid shit and not the fuggin animals! Step after anxious step to each animals area only to watch them run over and push stupid lighted buttons on the wall or look at posters on the wall. NICE huh. "Hey Son, look at the gorilla he is beating his chest right in front of us!""Dad can we go pet the goats now?" "WTF you can see damn goats anywhere this is a friggin GORILLA!""Hey look dad, a bird just ate the bread that was on the ground"ARHHHHHHHHH I should have went riding today!But It was a nice day out at the zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 So I felt guilty that the family was going to the zoo and I was once again going riding. So an early morning text message to blow off my riding buddy starts my day. I then load up my three excited kids and head to the zoo. I have a decent age gap from 4, 7, and 12 years of age and am still amazed that the damn kids spent more time looking at stupid shit and not the fuggin animals! Step after anxious step to each animals area only to watch them run over and push stupid lighted buttons on the wall or look at posters on the wall. NICE huh. "Hey Son, look at the gorilla he is beating his chest right in front of us!""Dad can we go pet the goats now?" "WTF you can see damn goats anywhere this is a friggin GORILLA!""Hey look dad, a bird just ate the bread that was on the ground"ARHHHHHHHHH I should have went riding today!But It was a nice day out at the zoo.Spending time with the kids while they are young. You'll prob always have a bike. Your kids are only young once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 And the Zoo is fun for the adult kids, too! WE need a trip out there sometime, I didn't even think of it though!My diversion from riding today was the fiasco of trying to get the wifes broken cell phone taken care of. I'm thinking I need to use it for target practice after this!First store was an hour waiting our turn, just to find out they can't do anything there, we had to go to Easton. Ugh. The good thing is that once we got into their queue, it was only a few minutes. Explained what the issue was (stuck camera button) they said come back in an hour. From there the guy says we have to order a new one, ship it here, or your billing address? Really, I wish they had let me do that over the phone last night, but NO, then I wouldn't get to see all the new ones, and give them the opportunity to make more money./:rant: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I must say that there was some nice eye candy at the zoo today. I could only imagine what some of these chis where when it is hot outside. I witnessed no less then 3 sets of ta'ta's fall out of a top as moms bent down to help their kids. Not partially, not cleavage, I mean fell the HELL OUT! So it was't all bad, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 And the Zoo is fun for the adult kids, too! WE need a trip out there sometime, I didn't even think of it though!My diversion from riding today was the fiasco of trying to get the wifes broken cell phone taken care of. I'm thinking I need to use it for target practice after this!First store was an hour waiting our turn, just to find out they can't do anything there, we had to go to Easton. Ugh. The good thing is that once we got into their queue, it was only a few minutes. Explained what the issue was (stuck camera button) they said come back in an hour. From there the guy says we have to order a new one, ship it here, or your billing address? Really, I wish they had let me do that over the phone last night, but NO, then I wouldn't get to see all the new ones, and give them the opportunity to make more money./:rant:eh, the Cols zoo just doesnt excite me much anymore. I grew up there as a kid and was there all the time. Did all those zoo programs. My dad worked there and still does, so usually when I go it is for something special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 eh, the Cols zoo just doesnt excite me much anymore. I grew up there as a kid and was there all the time. Did all those zoo programs. My dad worked there and still does, so usually when I go it is for something special.However sir, you are usually the exception to most of the rules.... At least the ones regarding the Zoo! Shouldn't you be on the other side of the bars and glass there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 At least the ones regarding the Zoo! Shouldn't you be on the other side of the bars and glass there? If I was I would:flingpoo: at you ,lots and lots of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 i came for the pictures.......... wtf no pics??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I must say that there was some nice eye candy at the zoo today. I could only imagine what some of these chis where when it is hot outside. I witnessed no less then 3 sets of ta'ta's fall out of a top as moms bent down to help their kids. Not partially, not cleavage, I mean fell the HELL OUT! So it was't all bad, LOLWut? I'm with Brian...no pics..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I looooove the zoo. I especially love zoo lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I looooove the zoo. I especially love zoo lights.Yeah, Wildlight is pretty sweet. I do go there for that. My daughter loved them last year, and the fishies lolThat is what you were referring to right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I looooove the zoo. I especially love zoo lights.The winter lights is one thing the wife and I did the night we got married last Dec.! It was REALLY cold though, so not nearly as much enjoyment as it could've been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 we went to the zoo lights last year! it was awesome my first time. my gf used to work there if you remember all the characters that used to have to dress up, yeah she was one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 yeah... its so freakin pretty!!! I went last year with someone who has no appreciation for it, so it kinda sucked, but i still enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 awwwwww tear.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 yeah... its so freakin pretty!!! I went last year with someone who has no appreciation for it, so it kinda sucked, but i still enjoyed it. Why did you go with JRM? Did he kick the little penguin's too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 The last time I was at the zoo, there were two kangroos going at it. LMAO listening to all the kids questioning their parents on why the two kangaroos were 'wrestling funny'.Mj won't do kangaroo-style... killed my mood for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 when i went the elephant had its second trunk out and all he people were taking pictures and videos of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I was at the DC zoo and this woman pops out and shouts "Anyone who wants to see Komodo Dragons doing it come over here". I looked at my wife and said i gotta see that. And i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 why is watching animals doing the deed so exciting for you guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It's not exciting, it's research. Maybe there's something those animals can teach me... though I doubt it. But, better to be safe than sorry.I don't want to be in the sack w/ a chick that wants it like an anteater and I have no clue WTF I'm doing. You want it like an anteater... I'm giving it to you like an anteater. I'm learned, fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 to learn some new moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It's not exciting, it's research.Ok, you call it "research" bc you dont want us all to think you're a perv for checking out bat porn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 why is watching animals doing the deed so exciting for you guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 to learn some new moves guy: "was it good?"girl: "it was fantastic! where did you learn those moves?"guy: "at the zoo baby.".... hrm.... yeah, i'm not seein it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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