cbrjess0815 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Did anybody see the movie? I didnt even know they made one!I absolutely love the book and the website and apparently missed alot when I was gone... Does anybody know anything about it?? http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/www.tuckermax.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Whos the designated slut? Classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Girl "Gross?"Tucker "Yeah, it tastes like ass."Girl "I like ass."Tucker "What's your name?"Had it been any other night, I would have turned this little gem into a tongue up my ass crack. Not tonight. Tonight, it was only a matter of time before I fucked it up.Tucker "But be honest--would you ever eat out one guys ass and then come kiss me the same day?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right,I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,Because let's face it: All women are whores." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 i know its like derrogatory or something towards females but i cant help but find it hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) One of my favorites: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml"Tucker tries butt sex, hilarity does not ensue..." Edited November 30, 2009 by jblosser url chopped off, added caption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I absolutely thought they did a great job with the movie. It comes out on DVD in January I believe. Hell me and a couple friends drove down to Columbus just to see it opening night.Hopefully his next book comes out fairly soon, he's my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 One of my favorites: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml"Tucker tries butt sex, hilarity does not ensue..."Probably one of the funniest stories I've ever read. The absinthe donuts one is good too.I found his website a long time ago and always wondered when they'd make the movie cuz he always talked about it. I wanted to see it in the theater but never got the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=36366&highlight=tucker+maxSearch Woman!!!! I still havent seen it yet. Guess I'll wait till its out on video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=36366&highlight=tucker+maxSearch Woman!!!! I still havent seen it yet. Guess I'll wait till its out on video.im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!!oh that's cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'03VstarSH Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!!oh that's cruel.Psh!! Brad Piss: mediocre actor married to a psycho that looks like a large-mouth bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!!That box have a search button? BTW, Brad Pitt did die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 im sorry! i cant help it but i've been living in a box for 3 months!! my drill sgts actually let us believe that brad pitt died while we were in basic. and we believed it til the last week!!that is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 and its finally out on DVD...will be purchasing tomorrow!Oh and also he announced his 2nd book will be out in September and is almost completely new material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I've had this movie on my PC for about 2 weeks now...scared to watch it because I'm afraid to ruin the awesomeness of the book.I heard the movie sucked..maybe I'll just have to take the plunge and see.BTW the book was the funniest thing I ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Honestly I thought they did a pretty decent job with the movie. It was the casting that worried me and I too was scared it was going to ruin it but I thought it was absolutely awesome. Then again I guess it doesn't take much to entertain me and I loved the fact that there were small things from the book that really stuck out to make it extra funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I haven't read the book since it first came out..if i could find the time I'd definitely read it again.Maybe I'll sit down on Sunday and make some time for the movie, since I'm on a COD MW2 hiatus until they fix the glitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I FINALLY watched this tonight. I have to say, the movie was pretty good. I don't remember the book much at all, but the movie did a good job of capturing the bat shit craziness of Tucker Max.The casting was pretty good too. I've watched worse movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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