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Vet technician: Did you remember to bring a fecal sample?

Me: Yes, (hands-over the bag)...Still confused as to why I need to bring this...

Vet tech: So we can examine it to see if your dog has parasites.

Me: (Long pause, blank stare)...Oh, you wanted the dog's droppings?!

Vet tech: (Look of horror)!! :eek:

Me: Ha! Just kidding. :D

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Did you get a discount for that one?

No. They didn't think it was funny at all. Maybe they had heard it too many times, too.

I have to go see a Dr. next week, myself. Maybe I'll try a variation there. I expect they'll have even less of a sense of humour.

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Vet technician: Did you remember to bring a fecal sample?

Me: Yes, (hands-over the bag)...Still confused as to why I need to bring this...

Vet tech: So we can examine it to see if your dog has parasites.

Me: (Long pause, blank stare)...Oh, you wanted the dog's droppings?!

Vet tech: (Look of horror)!! :eek:

Me: Ha! Just kidding. :D

HAHA, awesome.

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