RSVDon Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) So yeah, I'm done with female roommates. Cliff Notes: Fuck bitches, get moneyStory: This past Friday night the usual college shenanigans start up. We have a free keg of Labatt Blue at the house and it needs to be gone by Saturday, so we decide an impromptu party hosted by my roommate Aaron and I is in order. The two female roommates are gone at a party for the night and not coming back, the other male roommate went home for the weekend, perfect!So, we gather up about 10 friends and pile into our house for a bit. Well, the female roommates come home unexpectedly. They are both piss drunk and are mad at the world apparently and start making fools of themselves in front of the partygoers. One of them (the one none of us like) decides she'll light up a cig inside the house, then she goes out and starts yelling at a few people coming up the drive to the party, telling them to "get the fuck out motherfucker" and "fuck you" for absolutely no reason that we can think of.The other roomie was just mad that we were having a party right before graduation and her grandparents were coming up tomorrow, I talked with her and said that it would all be cleaned up before they got here (and it was) so she calmed down. Then the bitchy one decides to start writing all over the place (refridgerator, oven, wall) with a dry erase marker saying that the house sucks, blah blah blah basically making a fool of herself.Flash to next Saturday morning, house is clean, commencement is over, I wake up and walk into the dining room to see that the bitchy one has left a message on the white board. It says, "hey, clean the cups you used for white russians and put them back in the box". This is not a problem for me, even though this hoe hasn't done dishes for the house all term and leaves her shit everywhere for others to pick up, the dirty cups are mine. So I clean the dishes, then leave her a message that says, "Sure, you want to scrub the childish writing off of everything from last night? -thanks."I get this text message this morning from her. (Her=Gray, Me=Green)This just made my day. Everyone in the house is fed up with her shit, she's the most annoying bitch I've ever lived with and has this ridiculous sense of entitlement. She thinks that everyone else should serve her and clean up after her. Yeah, fuck her. I'm so glad I only have one more week then she's moving out forever. Edited December 13, 2009 by RSVDon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Picts of said female roomates so I can properly judge the situation . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ohhh... Kettering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxrnurse Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 You should take a dump in one of her boxes that is already taped up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 You should take a dump in one of her boxes that is already taped up.I knew I liked you for some reason. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 You should take a dump in one of her boxes that is already taped up.Or my favorite, get some fresh fish fillets from the grocery store and put them in a box she won't open right away after moving. It only needs a few days to smell absolutely wonderful. Works well under the back seat of a car as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 A couple of small pieces of raw chicken in a 16oz Pepsi bottle- 3/4 filled with milk. Seal that up nice, and let it get warm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick37 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Or my favorite, get some fresh fish fillets from the grocery store and put them in a box she won't open right away after moving. It only needs a few days to smell absolutely wonderful. Works well under the back seat of a car as well.I can help u out with said fish:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You should take a dump in one of her boxes that is already taped up.haha. I think that would teach her a lesson.... or not. Either way I'd be you're way of giving back all that she has gifted you with.Oh and.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 haha. I think that would teach her a lesson.... or not. Either way I'd be you're way of giving back all that she has gifted you with.Oh and....I've already posted pics of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I don't see any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I don't see any!You didn't search. Besides, you've seen it before.Jeez, maybe I'll post it once more, fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohdaho Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Pee in her butt...that might piss her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Don't let the veneer fool you. She's not worth the cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Pee in her butt...that might piss her off.If I could rep you I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Not bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Don't let the veneer fool you. She's not worth the cock.ugh. Karl Malden wants his nose back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You ever see that Family Guy where Stewie creates "bitch Stewie"That chick reminds me of bitch Ashley Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Not bad!I hope your joking.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Nope I'd fuck her! That's all i'd do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Nope I'd fuck her! That's all i'd do!Sorry...i'm not digging IT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You like a lot when you ain't had it in a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You like a lot when you ain't had it in a while!I don't care how long it's been, where's your self-respect? You might as well go stick your dick in a garbage disposal if you're willing to stick it up in that trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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