flounder Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ahahah, that's great. I'm a sleep talker too. I yelled at my sister one night "Shutup! You can't be flipper... I WANNA BE FLIPPER!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm told the funniest thing I ever said in my sleep: "Well, it looks like I'll be getting a lot of free corndogs then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm told the funniest thing I ever said in my sleep: "Well, it looks like I'll be getting a lot of free corndogs then"that doesn't suprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 My ex girlfriend talked in her sleep. At first it weirded me a bit, but I learned to play with it. No matter how random what she said was, I'd top it in answer. Worked into the dream/conversation several times.My new one just grunts. Not as fun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Those were awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted February 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ahahah, that's great. I'm a sleep talker too. I yelled at my sister one night "Shutup! You can't be flipper... I WANNA BE FLIPPER!!"Did you just admit being a screamer... Kuddo's to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 No, I think she just admitted to being a dead fish in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 "Hey, I've got a great idea. You fuck off out of my life forever. Perfect!"Goddamn I'm gonna use that. Thanks Sleep Talking Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm pretty sure he's an anti-Semite when he's sleeping too."If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mello dude Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) My ex girlfriend talked in her sleep. At first it weirded me a bit, but I learned to play with it. No matter how random what she said was, I'd top it in answer. Worked into the dream/conversation several times.My new one just grunts. Not as fun....My ex did simular - mostly would act out her dreams. Her most re occuring one was she would be swimming in the pool. I would look over and she would be sleeping soundly and flapping her legs and arms. I'd wake her up and then she would be back asleep in a hour and swimming again. Ugh!Another tendency is she would have dreams of being attacked or shot. I would be dead to the world, totally out, and suddenly she would sit up and start screaming at the top of her lungs but still sleeping. It would scare the shit outta me. We eventually broke up and she went and married another guy. One things for damn sure, that guy is not getting any sleep! MD Edited February 19, 2010 by mello dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ^^^ I've been caught running in my sleep.... woke up with my head at the opposite end of the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I don't believe that shit at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjie15 Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 My girl is a talker in her sleep as well. Pretty sure the other night she called me an a$$hole. She also tends to cry a lot in her sleep. Don't know if the 2 occurences are related though. I try not to take it personally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisty Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 This is pretty funny for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 My girl is a talker in her sleep as well. Pretty sure the other night she called me an a$$hole. She also tends to cry a lot in her sleep. Don't know if the 2 occurences are related though. I try not to take it personally...She cries...in her sleep? That's disturbing...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 My 7 year old son does this! Will walk by his room and he starts mumbling something turn around to see what he said and he is back asleep. Will stand there for a min. and he starts talking again. Mostly about his little brother not touching his stuff. or yelling about his older brother to stop hitting him. He also sleep walks, will walk around with his eyes open in a trance and will not remember anything the next day. He scares the shit out of me once in awhile, I will come home from second shift walk upstairs and he is standing in a dark hallway, not saying anything. I have to usher him back to bed. If you try to wake him he freaks out and start screaming and crying. We had to start shutting his door to keep him in his room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ^^^ I've been caught running in my sleep.... woke up with my head at the opposite end of the bed. I woke up under your bed once ... that was wierd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjie15 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 She cries...in her sleep? That's disturbing...lol.Most of the time it is dreams where I leave her for another chick, hence the name calling then the crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Most of the time it is dreams where I leave her for another chick, hence the name calling then the crying.I take it someone has some confidence issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I perform sleeping cinemas, as I like to call them.If I can do it awake, I probably have done it sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICECOLD Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 That's funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 i'm a sleep groperi'll leave it at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 That explains Pauly's smile every time we see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 one girl i slept in the same bed with (but not fcuked because i am a gentleman) said, "you touched everything but the nipples. WTF is up with that?!"i had no response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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