MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 AHorse, A Chicken & A HarleyOn the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harleyback to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse,You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Three years ago, almost to the day.http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=6452 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Wow midgetodd, that joke is almost as old as you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Three years ago, almost to the day. Well shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Wow midgetodd, that joke is almost as old as you If I wanted any shit from you I'd have Jenny beat it out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 If I wanted any shit from you I'd have Jenny beat it out of you.If I wanted lip from you, I'd get it off my zipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 You dont have a zipper everybody already knows Jen runs the show and you wear an apron over a sundress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 You dont have a zipper everybody already knows Jen runs the show and you wear an apron over a sundressThis coming from the guy who couldn't get his wife to come rescue him and his broke down bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Oh I could've, I just didnt want my truck wrecked. She can barely drive her car I dont want her in my truck pulling a trailer. Now go back to making pie and ironing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Tags... I think MidgetTodd wants my nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Can "porter" and "ghey" be interchanged? "Damn that was such a porter thing to say. You are :superporter:":lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 As much as the two of you seem to be obsessing over this, I think I had better watch my back around you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Again, why do I always get blamed for the tags? Anyone can add tags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Cuz you can't touh the ground on anything else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 This coming from the guy who couldn't get his wife to come rescue him and his broke down bike He wouldn't even call her. He was skeered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Oh I could've, I just didnt want my truck wrecked. She can barely drive her car I dont want her in my truck pulling a trailer. Now go back to making pie and ironing.Wait? Sam makes pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Wait? Sam makes pie?A cream one. You interested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Again, why do I always get blamed for the tags? Any MODERATOR or the thread starter can add tags.Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Hmmm...Your thinking about the cream pie, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Your thinking about the cream pie, aren't you? That's all you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 Hmmm... Anyone can add tags Porter, dont have to be a mod or thread starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 That's funny,,,,,yet true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Oh I could've, I just didnt want my truck wrecked. She can barely drive her car I dont want her in my truck pulling a trailer. Now go back to making pie and ironing.Bullshit!! There were witnesses.He wouldn't even call her. He was skeered.^ See, a witness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 11, 2010 Report Share Posted September 11, 2010 Bullshit!! There were witnesses.^ See, a witness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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