gen3flygirl Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 amusing joke.... The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust. 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 hahahaha thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Technically a repost.http://www.ohio-riders.com/showpost.php?p=66974&postcount=8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted October 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Technically a repost.http://www.ohio-riders.com/showpost.php?p=66974&postcount=8:mad:from fucking 2.5 years ago. STFU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Chevy is the OR historian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 :mad:from fucking 2.5 years ago. STFU!Does that change the fact it is still there? Don't get all butt hurt. and why aren't you in the kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Chevy is the OR historian. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 It wasn't technically a full repost, as only half of the joke was posted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreator Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 :mad:from fucking 2.5 years ago. STFU!that joke was funny, but for some reason I am LMAO at this reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Chevy is the OR historian.I thought JRMiii was the historian/repost finder? Chevy's job title is "Gravedigger".It wasn't technically a full repost, as only half of the joke was posted...MODS, you make the call on this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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