Bad324 Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 "She was the type who would cockblock endangered pandas at the zoo."Go here: TUCKERMAX.COMplease....you know damn well I discovered that site years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 The Angry American by Toby Keith:Ohhh Justice will be served And the battle will rage This big dog will fight When you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Can I offer you a drink? How about this expensive prostitute?Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?Archer...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."MLK.Heard this one a time or two recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "A man's greatest work is to break his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping of those that cherished them, to take their horses between his knees and press in his arms the most desirable of their women." -- Genghis Khan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 When a Leader speaks, that leader lies. Living Color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiomike Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." -John Bernard Books (The Shootist)"Lifes tough, but its tougher when you’re stupid"-Sergeant John M. Stryker (Sands of Iwo Jima) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) "Hey midget, play Freebird!" Gump to the little silent disco DJ - beerfest Edited February 5, 2013 by max power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiomike Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiomike Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "I AM That I AM' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...~Jim Jeffries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Don't fart in your Carhartt's ~ Ed Barron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "Anyone who gets in a fair fight...has no tactical skills." -- Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Everett: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.-Everett: Well ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere! Forget it! I'll have a dozen hair nets.-Thank God your mammy died givin' birth, she'd have died of shame.All from O Brother Where Art Thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hailwood Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." — Hunter S. ThompsonMore HST from Song of the SC:The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.- Hunter Thompson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redbarron77 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,nothing is going to get better.It's not.~ Dr. Seuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 "Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "real Marines". "Major General Chesty Puller, USMC"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC"The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the Air Force has accomplished during the war." - Chesty Puller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmanlyst Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 "One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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