Verizon ends new every two year contrract and early upgrades

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I think you really need a new marketing manager because you couldn't sign a 8 yr. old to a contract for service with you.

My marketing does not target children. I can't believe yours would -- unless you've partnered with j/b/ot.

[jporter12]

My marketing does not target children. I can't believe yours would -- unless you've partnered with j/b/ot.

jbot's service is harmful to small animals, especially puppies... When near curbs...

[jbot]

where do you guys get these 8yr olds from? retirement homes?

[FZRMatt]

when was the last time you upgraded? My new every 2 isn't up for another 6 months but I get to keep it

I don't have time to read all 8 pages of this post so this may have already been covered, but, didn't someone post a week or so ago that Verizon just did away with the "new every 2" plan because they were losing to much money?

[Bad324]

I don't have time to read all 8 pages of this post so this may have already been covered, but, didn't someone post a week or so ago that Verizon just did away with the "new every 2" plan because they were losing to much money?

short answer = yes. The program ended this week or the end of the month but if you still have an upgrade left on a current contract then those will be honored like in my case

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Enter the F.O.P.... always on the ball.

You're gonna get tased, bro.

[curby]

Engadget just posted a blog about it. Pretty much sums it all up. So pretty much i still have 3 more upgrades. i think i'm good for another 2 years. lol good thing i upgraded in december.

There's already been plenty of evidence over the past couple weeks to call this a lock, but let's just go ahead and close the loop on this one: Verizon's official FAQ list has been updated to indicate that its New Every Two upgrade discount program is toast. In short, that means that new lines of Verizon service won't be eligible for an equipment discount -- which used to run between $30 and $100 -- after your two-year contract is up, and folks that are currently enrolled in an NE2-eligible plan will only be able to redeem the discount one more time before being taken out of it. The move kind of dovetails with Verizon's decision a few months back to bump the smartphone ETF to a groan-inducing $350, and it seems to be part of a larger industry trend toward making phones wincingly expensive to replace. Don't drop that Droid X, folks!

Note: To be clear, you'll still be eligible for normal subsidized pricing once you pass into the upgrade period on your contract -- you just won't get an extra discount on top of that.

[FZRMatt]

Enter the F.O.P.... always on the ball.

Sorry bro, per my unofficial department training, I am showing up after the fact to document what everyone already knows happened. That way the city doesn't get sued.

[Disclaimer]

So the "shooting" is done? You're just covering the "asking questions later" part.

[FZRMatt]

You're gonna get tased, bro.

I am probably the last person that you want to tase you.

[jbot]

is it cause you wear really woolly socks and will rapidly shuffle on a patch of carpet whilst tazering said bro? you know, for that extra, "take that you dirty hippy" kick?

[FZRMatt]

is it cause you wear really woolly socks and will rapidly shuffle on a patch of carpet whilst tazering said bro? you know, for that extra, "take that you dirty hippy" kick?

No, but that is a great idea. Maybe the next time I get a chance to taser someone I will try that (if I can get my boots off quick enough). Then I will report back!

[FZRMatt]

So the "shooting" is done? You're just covering the "asking questions later" part.

It's funny, but for some reason people with bullets in them usually don't like to answer questions. There is usually a lot of going on.

[jbot]

No, but that is a great idea. Maybe the next time I get a chance to taser someone I will try that (if I can get my boots off quick enough). Then I will report back!

your best opportunity will be when jrmmiii threatens some poor saps with slitting their throat if they won't eat his smelly pussy. just be ready.

remember: woolly socks, patch of carpet, rapid shuffling, shouts of "take that you dirty hippy", profits.

[Disclaimer]

The smell can be explained...

Tentacle porn is best left to fantasy. But you already knew that, didn't you slant-eye?

[jbot]

The smell can be explained...

Tentacle porn is best left to fantasy. But you already knew that, didn't you slant-eye?

our people prefer zipper head. slant eye is OUR word, only we can say that to each other. it's offensive when you people say it.

and fantasies are for bitches. duct tape some rubbery ones to your hands and feet and go to town, son!

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I'm part "one of you" --- but I won't tell you which part, and it's not my penis.

[jbot]

I'm part "one of you" --- but I won't tell you which part, and it's not my penis.

you squint a lot? you're good at math? you're generally more successful at all aspects of life than other races? you're either a: doctor, lawyer, engineer, laundromat owner, nail salon owner? you collect pokemon? you're good at tennis, violin, piano, cello, kung fu, all strategy games, diablo, starcraft, WOW, street fighter (all of them), and using chopsticks?

you don't have black hair, and of course it's not your penis... we've already established the smelly vagina bit.

[jporter12]

you squint a lot? you're good at math? you're generally more successful at all aspects of life than other races? you're either a: doctor, lawyer, engineer, laundromat owner, nail salon owner? you collect pokemon? you're good at tennis, violin, piano, cello, kung fu, all strategy games, diablo, starcraft, WOW, street fighter (all of them), and using chopsticks?

you don't have black hair, and of course it's not your penis... we've already established the smelly vagina bit.

HAS to be his pokemon collection!

[Disclaimer]

Pickachu - I choose you!

[jbot]

Pickachu - I choose you!

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ok fine

[Jst2fst]

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ok fine

Uhhhhhhh............ I think the chick in the last pic need a bit less clothing on just sayin.

mmmmm

[jporter12]

Ok, ok... Back on topic for a sec. I'm seeing some crap about Sprint tacking on a $10 fee a month for phones requiring a data plan. The grass on this side isn't looking nearly as green now.

[Jst2fst]

Ok, ok... Back on topic for a sec. I'm seeing some crap about Sprint tacking on a $10 fee a month for phones requiring a data plan. The grass on this side isn't looking nearly as green now.

Never really was

[jporter12]

Never really was

Says the kid with the Katana...

(Running joke, in case you don't get it...)