NinjaNick Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-reportMeet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 :lol: My favorite part I put in BOLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Repost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 So last year nick. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 This is just horrible..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I can't believe you Nick. At least wash first next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 She looks like she's mid 50's or older. It's amazing what a little self respect can do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”Kinda sig worthy, don't you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”Eat that nastiness or get my throat cut? Guess my throat's getting cut.You'd die either way; I'll take the quicker, less stanky way, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Kinda sig worthy' date=' don't you think [/quote']Just a small step past this:http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=57652(Except that thread didn't reek of nastiness on the OP's part) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Who would even want to do that willingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Who would even want to do that willingly Why you think she brought the knife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Sometimes you just gotta lick past the smell...BTD. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Sometimes you just gotta lick past the smell...BTD.You sure you're starting on the right side? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Sometimes you just gotta lick past the smell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 ewwwwww........................... WTF!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Dyam that's just fooking gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwD1ynr7g8g&feature=related 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 King pin ftw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Why you think she brought the knife! To cut the cake she had in her back pocket duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 ...” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_FoUcDSFxs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Wow.. Fonz gets rep for the Kingpin and UHF reference. Thank 'ya... Thank 'ya very much! And your welcome for giving you your star 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Epic. Just epic. And in WV? No wai...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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