Disclaimer Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 It's coming up soon-like, and since the best idea I can come up with for this useless Hallmark holiday was - a snow shovel for her to clean my driveway with after she's done serving me sammiches and beer.That didn't go over well.All she tells me is 'I like shiny things'. Which as John astutely pointed out, nothing says "i love you" like a superficial and over-valued rock clawed from the guts of the earth by slave laborI'm wholly opposed to buying jewelry, so I decided to turn to the real men and women of ORDN for suggestions of materialism or cheap experiences that Valentines Day warrants.Thx in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Chicks dig digital scales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 do what I would do. Get her something that you will probably use more than her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Brick Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 I've bought Silverfox an oil change kit and a hairless rat as previous V-day gifts. She loved both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Chicks dig digital scales. Helps to measure out the blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 a puppy, girls also love fluffy things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 What's she into? Shiny things. Didn't you read the OP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 you could get some polish so that she can detail your bikes and they will be nice and shinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 cabin club, westlake... best filet i've ever had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Hookers and Blow? WTF? Is this a serious question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohdaho Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Im having some cookies delivered to my gf's work. Look into local cupcake places that might deliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Chicks dig digital scales.LMAO funny, very funnyBuying jewelry sucks..I advise against it. Buy her a spa gift card. She'll be out of your hair for a bit. And at least you don't have to be reminded of the money you wasted on jewelry everytime you see her wearing it and you need new shoes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Doesn't like flowersChocolates make chicks fatDoesn't want a massageNo more animals in the house, one cat is enough.But I'm having a good time reading all these to her. She appreciates a sense of humor, but it doesn't get me off the hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 the back of your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 a nickel plated gun and a chromed shovel (she likes shiny?). to remind her that there is ALWAYS a way out of shitty relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 the only answer is piihb. clearly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 PIIHB and tell her the holiday is wack. Honestly, I think it means more when you do random things during the year than the same day that everyone else is doing it because society tells you to. I just do a little gift and a card. I'm an awesome husband year round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 A visa gift card she can use anywhere.. those are the best, dinner and a movie never gets old. A little quality time together is what all women want. I hope chivalry isn't totally dead here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 quality time.It's me we're talking about here. The gift would be to send her AWAY so she doesn't have to deal with me for a weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 well the card thing is still a good idea i guess, its shiny money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Uh... Yeah... Wait that is a apron. yeah I would get a arrow in the ass for that. a puppy, girls also love fluffy thingsNegative Ghost rider, we have 4 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 (edited) A pair of Grado SR325is (shiny) with a Headroom Airhead amplifier. Include a new album from one of her favorite bands in whatever format is compatible with her music player. Edited February 8, 2011 by alienpi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 I hope chivalry isn't totally dead here.chivalry IS dead, and women killed it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Invite one of her girlfriends over, serve tequila and rohypnol, let the good times ensue...OR, go to the grocery store, pick up things she likes to eat, prepare a really nice dinner for her, serve a good cab (or whatever wine she likes), maybe a quality port for apres dinner.Buying baubles is just too commercial/lacking feeling or thought. Same with a gift card. One of those mushy cards telling her how important she is (assuming she is), how lovely she is, blah blah blah. Chicas like those, allegedly.Or as previously stated (and I was gonna say): PIIHB. Maybe use some lube since it's Valentine's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.