magley64 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "they ARE turtles, hamato yoshi's turtles!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "Large Marge sent me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "Dear lord baby Jesus or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful handsome, striking sons Walker and Texas Ranger or T.R. as we call him and of course my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox. Who if you were to rate her ass on 100, it would easilly be a 94. Also wanna thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr who's got my back no batter what." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "no f*cking sh*t lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 If I'd known it was that easy, I'd've been stealing monkeys since I was like seven and shit...Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me. Me and Justice are gonna get married one day, so don't be giving me that "we-ain't-stealing-no-monkey" look. I'm Morris Day; you're Jerome, bitch. Don't forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Im to high to drive to Satan's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I'm going to kill the shit out of you Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 English mother fucker, do you speak it?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie!! I can't go buy smokes without running into at least nine guys you've fucked!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "You motorboating son-ofa-bitch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "Good morning, Sergeant Major!""How do you know what kind of god-damn day it is?"later in the movie:"That's a nice day, Sergeant Savage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Rimjob fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum, oh say can you seeeee em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Harlot Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 "But my womb proved to be a barren place where his seed could take no purchase." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I haven't been fucked like that since Elementary School. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I haven't been fucked like that since Elementary School.great movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitani2126 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Little Nicky: Up and down. Good, Numb Nuts. Now you gotta swallow it. Tilt your head back, and let the meat slide down your throat hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big3 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 "The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!" " I want my two dollars!""They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 We've been Jammed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garvinzoom Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 "I'm your huckleberry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Bullshit! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Talk to me goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxnut Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 "Did you guys see the size of that chicken?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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