wht_scorpion Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 some one kill that turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Nudey magazine day! !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 take me to bed or loose me forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 take me to bed or loose me foreverShow me the way home you stud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 He dies, she dies, everybody dies...-Heavy Metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slickster Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Show me the way home you studShow me the way home honeyGooseExcellent movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) he's got OLD BALLS!!!! EEEEWWWW!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuiYmyCeqeo&NR=1 Edited June 26, 2011 by cmoosego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) We ARE.....in a world.....of SHIT Edited June 26, 2011 by Hellmutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saralynn518 Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 **"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times." >>"But why do they put a guarantee on the box?"**"Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisknight Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 For once I'm completely in agreement with my partner. I'm not going down there. Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessecwalters Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 when the fuck did we get ice cream?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 "Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!""You'll get nothing and like it!""What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.""Come on safety pin""My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. ""Thank you, Jesus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bandit12 Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 The Lord loves a working man, Don't trust whitey, See a doctor and get rid of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 heroes get remembered, legends never die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 you boys like mexico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisknight Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 you boys like mexicohahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 60% of the time it works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 "Snakes! Why does it have to be snakes!""We gave her two seconds of pain. Girls like that would have given us 18 years of pain.""Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reimbrandt Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 "you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 What did I tell ya. Womanly isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KL9 F4i Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) "I've got two guns, one for each of ya""Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again. " Edited June 29, 2011 by KL9 F4i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunshow Nick Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 "You like dags?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vfrrwb Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 We're going to need a bigger boat.A Royale with cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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