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I'm just staing the facts, spoons put food in mouths, thats what they do... you guys can use all the euphamisms you want "obese" just means fat.

There fixed that for ya. Let complain about spoons because heart disease and other illness are linked to obesity, and those kill more people then guns do every year.

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There fixed that for ya. Let complain about spoons because heart disease and other illness are linked to obesity, and those kill more people then guns do every year.

i think more people die from lack of spoons...(or lack of food) than die from too much of it...

you can't die from a lack of bullet holes.:rolleyes:

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i think more people die from lack of spoons...(or lack of food) than die from too much of it...

you can't die from a lack of bullet holes.:rolleyes:

Even stupid people know how babies are made, so parts of the world that are starving should be able to figure that out.:rolleyes: The single biggest issue in this world is overpopulation, we are about due for a massive enema.

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people die every day without bullet holes. cancer, car crashes, stroke, etc

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

really?

Obviously I need to spell this out...

If you eat too MUCH food, you can die...

If you eat NO food, you WILL die...

if you have too many bullet holes you can die...

if you have NO bullet holes, there is no consequence.

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A guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of?"

"Not a damn thing."

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Magley's theme song, to the tune of Rawhide:

Trollin' trollin' trollin',

now my junk is swollen,

keep them posters rollin', rawhide.

Don't make no sense, no never,

touch myself in leather.

With never a girlie by my side.

All the things I'm missin',

sound logic, sense to listen,

are waiting at the end of my ride.

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I'm not trolling, these are my actual thoughts and feelings on the subject...

On one hand, I respect the constitution, and your right to bear arms is clearly expressed.

On the other hand, they aren't very constructive... and are really only good for one thing (causing fear, injury, and death)

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I'm not trolling, these are my actual thoughts and feelings on the subject...

On one hand, I respect the constitution, and your right to bear arms is clearly expressed.

On the other hand, they aren't very constructive... and are really only good for one thing (causing fear, injury, and death)

Also good for protecting against injury or death...and for starting races.

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A guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of?"

"Everything."

Fixed it! :D

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so why aren't you stockpiling nuclear missiles?

you never know if the other guy is going to bring a tank, or an army, or an armada, you better be better armed than everyone else.

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so why aren't you stockpiling nuclear missiles?

you never know if the other guy is going to bring a tank, or an army, or an armada, you better be better armed than everyone else.

i'm going to stockpile some of this guy in case you arm yourself with your particular brand of brilliance (in this thread, anyway)

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i just gotta be better armed brah

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