Coyote Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 ...guns put holes in things, thats what they do... Well, yeah...And if it's the right tool for the job, there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'm just staing the facts, spoons put food in mouths, thats what they do... you guys can use all the euphamisms you want "obese" just means fat.There fixed that for ya. Let complain about spoons because heart disease and other illness are linked to obesity, and those kill more people then guns do every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 There fixed that for ya. Let complain about spoons because heart disease and other illness are linked to obesity, and those kill more people then guns do every year.i think more people die from lack of spoons...(or lack of food) than die from too much of it...you can't die from a lack of bullet holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 i think more people die from lack of spoons...(or lack of food) than die from too much of it...you can't die from a lack of bullet holes.people die every day without bullet holes. cancer, car crashes, stroke, etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 i think more people die from lack of spoons...(or lack of food) than die from too much of it...you can't die from a lack of bullet holes.I dont think the rings true here in the motherland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 i think more people die from lack of spoons...(or lack of food) than die from too much of it...you can't die from a lack of bullet holes.Even stupid people know how babies are made, so parts of the world that are starving should be able to figure that out. The single biggest issue in this world is overpopulation, we are about due for a massive enema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 First rule of Fight club....http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/05/newly-discovered-video-previously-scrubbed-from-youtube-shows-trayvon-martin-participating-in-local-fight-club/http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/Trayvon_Martin_in_Fight_Club_Brawl_version_1?id=3c1b19312eb05ec7d0a 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 people die every day without bullet holes. cancer, car crashes, stroke, etc:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:really?Obviously I need to spell this out...If you eat too MUCH food, you can die...If you eat NO food, you WILL die...if you have too many bullet holes you can die...if you have NO bullet holes, there is no consequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Sounds like people should stop going around collecting bullet holes, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I kinda feel sorry for you guys who feel the need to carry a gun around with you everywhere... it must suck to live in a world that causes you so much fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Most health care professionals suggest that you refrain from behavior that would lead you to be susceptible to bullet holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 A guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of?" "Not a damn thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) Most health care professionals suggest that you refrain from behavior that would lead you to be susceptible to bullet holes.remind me not to buy any skittles Edited May 22, 2012 by magley64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4venFPPzfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Magley's theme song, to the tune of Rawhide:Trollin' trollin' trollin', now my junk is swollen,keep them posters rollin', rawhide.Don't make no sense, no never,touch myself in leather.With never a girlie by my side.All the things I'm missin',sound logic, sense to listen,are waiting at the end of my ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'm not trolling, these are my actual thoughts and feelings on the subject...On one hand, I respect the constitution, and your right to bear arms is clearly expressed.On the other hand, they aren't very constructive... and are really only good for one thing (causing fear, injury, and death) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'm not trolling, these are my actual thoughts and feelings on the subject...On one hand, I respect the constitution, and your right to bear arms is clearly expressed.On the other hand, they aren't very constructive... and are really only good for one thing (causing fear, injury, and death)Also good for protecting against injury or death...and for starting races. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Also good for protecting against injury or death...and for starting races.I have a perfectly good flashlight to use for starting races. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 :tree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I can fart on cue. It's not always pretty though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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izhe4rael Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 A guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of?" "Everything."Fixed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 remind me not to buy any skittles I ate skittles today and Im not dead, so that rules out skittles as the cause of death. The only thing left as a cause of death is fucking with the wrong guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 (edited) so why aren't you stockpiling nuclear missiles?you never know if the other guy is going to bring a tank, or an army, or an armada, you better be better armed than everyone else. Edited May 22, 2012 by magley64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 so why aren't you stockpiling nuclear missiles?you never know if the other guy is going to bring a tank, or an army, or an armada, you better be better armed than everyone else.i'm going to stockpile some of this guy in case you arm yourself with your particular brand of brilliance (in this thread, anyway)i just gotta be better armed brah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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