RVTPilot Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 then you should stop holding their dick(s) so you can have a normal conversation.I has a fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 soap goodanti bacterial badthat will just make germs super stronger and try to kill youThis is actually true. There's also some studies linking triclosan to muscle weakness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 So glad I work from home, and mostly get to shit at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 So glad I work from home, and mostly get to shit at home.i try to leave that at work, if possible - no sense stinkin' up the house if it can be avoided."...a working man washes his hands *before* he pees..." -Max Power, iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto-Brian Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 maybe he was going to give someone the stink palmDUDE!!! That is freakin awesome!! I just laughed out loud in front of everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 The female species is by far the worst.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWyM4vztVEs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 DUDE!!! That is freakin awesome!! I just laughed out loud in front of everyone!Mallrats was a hilarious movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 The female species is by far the worst. Note to self: Never break the barrier again. I don't like when people even say "I have to pee." Just keep those activities to yourself, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 And this is more like what I'd be like.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg3OItIfH_s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dying Shadow Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 The female species is by far the worst. Thats some funny shit and my kind of woman!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 The female species is by far the worst. There is no barrier. My wife insists that she does not do that (farting!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 There is no barrier. My wife insists that she does not do that (farting!)That's what my ex insisted on. "No, I never fart!"..or pee or poop or sneeze or burp.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Don't be grossed out... Just think if it this way: if she's willing to let things out through her anus in front of you, she'll probably let things in through her anus too.That rhymed, I'm a rapper now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Don't be grossed out... Just think if it this way: if she's willing to let things out through her anus in front of you, she'll probably let things in through her anus too.That rhymed, I'm a rapper now.But, but.. I don't even want that either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I was talking about farts but if you like the Cleveland steamer or the hot Carl, more power to yerSee, I'm still a rapperWait, are you saying you don't want butt sex? Rapping ovar, srsly mode on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I was talking about farts but if you like the Cleveland steamer or the hot Carl, more power to yerSee, I'm still a rapperWait, are you saying you don't want butt sex? Rapping ovar, srsly mode onHell no. I don't want it coming out as a poopstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Hell no. I don't want it coming out as a poopstick. Yer dick got a nose or somethin? This thread is hilarious. A working man washes his hands before he pees. My dick is way cleaner than my hands. Trust me. I wash it gooood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 There's a jackass here who likes to joke around with new people on the floor and will walk right up to the urinal next to you and go "hey that's a really nice watch" or some equivalent awkward greeting. I don't want to talk to you, I just came here to piss. when someone tries to talk to me I just remain silent and finish my business.Next time close your eyes and start moaning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted January 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I was talking about farts but if you like the Cleveland steamer or the hot Carl, more power to yerSee, I'm still a rapperWait, are you saying you don't want butt sex? Rapping ovar, srsly mode onYeah dude, my wife doesnt fart yet, but I am sure when prego she will, then game over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiomike Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I was the GM at a large truckstop that used to close (yes we actually closed the doors for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day) so we offered OT to anyone who wanted it. Deal was, part of the assignment was to clean. The women's head (toilet) was always the filthiest. Nasty grotty filth everywhere, worse than the men's head. And talk about gross shit written on the stall walls, the women had the mean beat hands down in all terms of filthiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I worked in fast food and had to clean the restrooms and yes the women's was the worst. But at the auto parts store the men were worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Talking while taking a leak isn't as bad if the conversation started outside the bathroom. If you must greet someone then wait until you're both washing your hands, never at the urinal.When I take a dump I intentionally hide my ID badge (clipped to my belt) by tucking it into my back pocket so that people don't see it hanging down below the cubicle wall. Too many people have seen it then started up a conversation while I'm trying to pinch a loaf.Bathroom sounds don't bother me, per se, but I prefer it if there is some background noise like a fan, music or something else so you don't get that "They're listening to me poop" feeling, nor do you get "silent feet" (people who sit in the cubicle but will no take their dump until they are alone in the bathroom. Two sets of silent feet = stalemate than can last for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 If I know the person in the stall (from their shoes) I will usually call their cell phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitani Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 I worked in fast food and had to clean the restrooms and yes the women's was the worst. But at the auto parts store the men were worst.Well that's probably because you barely had any women coming in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzer Posted January 5, 2013 Report Share Posted January 5, 2013 Next time close your eyes and start moaning. repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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