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we're all allowed one slightly homo thread per year, i'm using mine now.

I love it that people call sport bikes crotch rockets cuz that makes me a crotch rocketeir. Drunk chicks think I'm some kinda astronaut when I say that. If a sportbike is a a crotch rocket does that make a cruiser an ass slug?

It's just easier to keep a list of things you won't allow inside of you.

Cracked.com is blocked at work under the category of "Tasteless," but for some reason it doesn't block OR

If one more person calls a sportbike a rocket I'm going to punch you in the fucking face

Thanks for taking up all 2GB of my data plan in 4 days... Damn sigs and avatars and pics. Its too late now, but now I gotta figure out how to disable all that crap. Im on this damn site for 8 hours a day while im at my 2nd job, I am gunna sue OR for the $15 I gotta pay to bump up my plan to 5GB now, or $30 if I gotta jump to 10mb if I cannot figure out how to disable all the damn MB eaters... Why the hell does this website have to have so many damn good members, I know I bust balls and get my balls busted, but its all in good fun. I feel like a fuckin troll being on this site all damn day long, like wtf, do I really have nothing better to do at work? The answer is no, I have nothing better to do at work but browse this damn fourm... I know, im a lazy shitbag, but hell my work could atleast give us wifi so I dont have to use up all my damn data. Before I joined this website I was using 5% of my data per day at my second job.. Now I used 25% of my data per day, just on this forum... That is redicilous. Hell b4 I found this site I would browse other fourms, craigslist, and play online games for 8 hours straight and get by with 2GB for the entire month... DAMN YOU O.R. Is there some kind of rehab clinic I can go to that will cure me of my addiction? I mean this is out of control, I should prob be doing something more productive with my time. During my 1st job I dont even touch my phone at all, so could this mean there is a problem with my second job? Or is it just a problem with me? BTW ima rent-a-cop at my 2nd job and a expeditor at my 1st job. I wonder if that could play a factor in this whole situation... Bust my ass the first 1/2 of the day and do nothing productive the 2nd 1/2 of my day? Well thats my rant for the day, true story.

I think that chic was terminated. The GM was not pleased at all. More about the GM, Tony. He just moved to central Ohio from California. He is a Chef and rocks a Yami R1. Nice!!! MaxPower and I talked his ear off for an hour or so. He's getting the OK from the owner on Friday. Food was great. Bill was reasonable. Service issues will be resolved.

HD riders put those on their bike so they can tell if they're moving or not. If the tassels aren't moving, it reminds them to put a foot down.

Seriously? Ooo... Cali... I'm interested to hear how this plays out. California is where England gets all of it's ideas.

Its on cr check it out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/cancer.jpg

i gave out a bunch of these as christmas gifts one year. i was rewarded with at least 1 video of some poor bastard getting taser knuckled

You've got some time, don't fret. I have a handful of metal bits that agree.

We're not changing the title

trollololol

This guy should be a door to door vespa salesman. You've almost got me convinced to buy one then I remember how I think of people I see riding them.

Sport bike = crotch rocket Cruiser = crotch crawler Scooter = panty dropper

#2....but you might want to consider mirrors....old school Pr0n!

If you get that car I will give you the pleasure of getting raped by the big Benz.

it is better to say, "I bet the top of her head looks GREAT!"

When im in a car i wanna look good, when im in truck i wanna look good, when im on a bike i wanna look good. Thats why i have tinted windows and a smoked visor because i know i cant pull it off ...

You gotta blow in the brethalyzer every 15 minutes.

Thank you much!

Well coming from England I would recommend a Bersa .380 concealed in a jock strap. You did just open a can of worms though.... I would recommend XD, XDM, M&P, or Glock. These are what I tell everyone if they ask me. They are the best for the price. Compact or Full size doesnt matter and whatever you like best. Good for you for wanting to buy something to keep. I would spend the money now and get something you will keep. Its worth it and dont cheap out. I would get a 9mm as its cheaper to shoot and first gun = wanting to shoot. Oh Good Luck and have fun. I love gun shopping!

Weird asking a bunch of dudes on a motorcycle forum which painting to buy and hangover your bed! Man up! I vote for I don't want to know what painting is hanging over your bed!

This is the only Pong I've ever played with. When I was in the Corps I had the Fever and it was good. Get on my level!

Every time someone asks that question Casper goes out and shoots a kitten. Why do you hate kitties?

Did he buy it off of someone of Craigslist claiming adult riden never dropped and never stunted :lol:

I get annoyed when the girl on the thumbnail isn't the girl in the movie, someone should go to jail.

NOOOO Damn you!. I got this one on my way home from work

So your 50ish dad is "old". So what you're really saying is "I'm still a little wet behind the ears & have a lot to learn". There are quite a few of us elderly on here that could school you quite well.

Says the un-endorsed nitwit that is worried about being able to pass the motorcycle driving test. "I will be getting my endorsements on the 20th(hopefully, should be easy as long as I can do the cone swerve which ive never attempted) " http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=90828

i dunno guys, i think he has a point. people say really hurtful things about me on here, and sometimes i just cry.

There you go. Barn with some sort of art on the side. The next will be your bike infront of a Strip Club.

Sent a check of $30 today, Will that do all we need ?

Well, that's one way to leave this earth.

Those cars are fucking turds.

Where the fuck does it say "we" are going to pay teh 36mil? Back your shit up nicca.

My name is Rich, and I'm new to the site. I've always been interested in motorsports, so my friend at work told me I should check this site out. I would love to find out about some local racing going on. Looking forward to talking with you all.