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...I will be giving away my shitty open trailer. I know it doesn't really come close to making up for all the awful retarded shit I post, but hey, it shows I care, right? It's ugly, but very functional (at least, last time i used it, which was last year). It has a 3000lb limit (doubtful) and weighs approx. 300lbs (likely). I forget what size ball it's setup for, but it's smaller than what your mom is used to. Should be 1.5" or 1.75" (whatever the common size is) but it is less than 2". If you don't like your things to be ugly, you'll want to give it a better... umm... "paint job" than I did. The turn/brake light on the rear right side is also a bit goofy... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Should be a couple bucks to fix. I also recommend doing a grease/repack job. The criteria for eligibility is the following: 1. You are doing at least 1 track day this year 2. You must pick it up (I ain't delivering a free trailer, biatch!) 3. You will actually use it for a while. You won't just get it and resell it within a year. That would be lame. If you do sell it, please donate it to a charity (like air fence, or something with cancer, or put a laughable bounty out for the murder of Kony, or whatever). You could also give it to the next person that needs it. Below are pics (it looks shittier now cause of my "paint job(s)" loolololol post here for your candidacy and how you meet the requirements. posting funniez for the benefit of all is recommended. Oh yeah, trailer is located in Mentor, OH. about 25-30 minutes NE of Cleveland. EDIT: I guess I should put a arbitrary "cut off" date for candidacy posts. Let's make it Weds, April 11th. I still don't know how I'm going to decide who is winrar. it will probably involve a litter of puppies with name tags that have usernames written on them, a curb with peanut butter lathered all over, and a timer.

Hey everyone! im Jon. I was persuaded to join by a few friends recenty so i signed up. I'v wanted to join for some years now, but its only recently that i felt i needed to lol. I'm 24 and still going through college(slowly) and workin for discount tire. Borring "about me story" story warning lol My first car was a 95 3.8 camaro i bought when i was 17. I was super excited because it was the 1st week of my senior year and it was a great lookin black sports car with sexy curves and a great beafy not too loud(magnaflow) exhaust. Plus i got to park it out in front of the school lol. I loved it and a lot of my friends did to. Didnt take long for me to become big time car guy. So half a year later or so i started to hate the fact i bought the v6,(at least it wasn't the 3.4). Sure it had more power(215hp/240tqmoter), looked and sounded beter than most cars, but when theres the same car as yours with a vette moter in it you ask yourself WHAT was i thinking?! so thats the way its been the last 6+ years, loving my great looking camaro but getting depressed when giving it gas. But I got fed up with over saveing money for school and a C5 vette. 2012 was my year so started lookin around for more power and speed. I got lucky and found a good candition ls1 stock black maro with Borla aju. just like my v6, sept with the catfish front. It was a redic low price 2 hours away so i snached it up. So i have both now and my Ram 1500. Yup 2 shinny black, sexy, mean lookin Camaros in the same driveway lol. I'm asked "again?why?" all the time, but in my head im just correcting a mistake i made in 2005. Now I can start turning it into a mean street/strip car. 6+ years of mind modding my imaginary v8 made me crazy.But now i know everything about the car and what i want to make it. I took the new one to opening day at National Trail April 1st and ran a 14.00 and 102mph.they were my first ever passes so cappy launchs and such. I know the car would do better with a experienced deiver but im thinkin 14 is a great starting point for me and the car. No more disapointment drivin now, 0-60 in 5 suits me..... for now. gonna start droppin some bucks leaning tword drag racing. Want to start savin for a crazy handling street car now lol. Sorry for the borring, corny, badly worded story when its not needed but im a little excited for meeting new people and driving this year! And not having to anwser the "whats it got under the hood?" question with such embarrassed shame(i like taking off the badges) lol . So i decided to become a member of cr since i live hear and and find more like minded people that have way more Knowledge and experience. thanks for reading -Jon

Put yourself in his position: 1. You're not on NW duty...just running an errand. So, that whole aspect of him being armed and in the NW program are rather null and void. But, it's an important distinction. 2. Your neighborhood has been burglarized a lot lately. Also very important. One of those thieves was spotted - a young black man. Not reported very much, but important detail. 3. You come back from your errand and in the evening drizzle a young black male with a hoodie is wandering around, kind of aimlessly, seemingly out of place. This arouses your suspicion, so you call it in. 4. When you see what he's up to, he acts MORE suspicious by darting in between two townhouses where he doesn't belong. 911 operator (who has no legal authority whatsoever) tells you not to follow him. You're thinking something is up, you get out to see where he went. You lose him. (my sole criticism of GZ is following him, which was tactically unwise but not illegal or in any way justification for being assaulted). 5. 911 operator tells you LE is inbound. You break off looking and go back to meet LE. On the way (according to his testimony and not refuted by anything we know of) Martin attacks you. 6. Martin knocks you down, hits you, and is slamming your head into the ground. Does Zimmerman know this is JUST a 17 year old kid? Does he just take the beating to see what happens? Does he know this attacker is unarmed? Better yet, is he under any legal obligation to just take the assault and hope for the best? I think you see a villain in Zimmerman through the convenient lens of the media, and aren't seeing the problem....which is that Zimmerman didn't really do anything illegal or wrong by checking out someone suspicious, and he apparently didn't initiate the conflict or the violence. And worse, that once attacked he could not lay on the ground getting beat and see anything but stopping the fight. Martin, if the aggressor (and it's pretty clear he was), is the criminal in this act. Yet, you default to seeing Zimmerman as the bad guy for looking after his neighborhood. Nothing he did was legal or just cause for being attacked, even if it was more than YOU might do if you see someone acting weird in your neighborhood.

Please excuse my tardiness. Got caught up with work, didn't get to break for lunch til just a bit ago. The results of the "Over 5000!!1!1!! Trailer Winrar Selection" is now complete, and I will describe the events below. exhaustive selection criteria was as follows: I printed out 2 images that I believe best represented the candidates I laid them out side by side on a table I gazed into their eyes for a while, longingly. mouth breathing, just enough. I closed my eyes with the images imprinted in my mind I spun around in place 10 times while fapping like fucking crazy (no lube, had to be hardcore) After I got the timing down, made sure I knew that the table was at least in front of me and moaned like I was the last panda left on earth, dying from autoeroticasphyxiation It took a couple tries to get the timing just right. On the 4th try, I got it, but a little blood came out. Or hot sauce from when I was eating wings for lunch, I dunno which. . . . . . . . . . . . . results: congrats to imprezz, you are winrar sorry Todd! The coin toss didn't go your way. I'll buy you some spaghetti sometime. Imprezz, you can email or PM me so we can arrange you coming by to grab the trailer.

Trust fund - Unknown Vintage Clothes - Check High End Accessories - Tiger Blood!! Check Pitchfork Approved Music - Unknown Mac products - iMac, Check Unwarranted self importance - Well.... Check

and since I am back in this thread....(shit) I support your right to carry your sidearm, I just don't have a need for it myself. Your constitutional rights are my constitutional rights, they need to be preserved. The only issue I've had with zimmerman (based on what i've heard) was how he was tryng to act like a police officer, judging someone before he had any information, and honestly using a firearm on an unarmed person. I'm almost as old as zimmerman, and there is NO WAY i'm pulling a gun on a 17 yr old kid (i wouldn't pull a gun on anyone, but definitely not a 17 yr old kid). I'm proud of him for manning up, and turning himself in, that was the right call. Maybe shooting martin was a mistake, but we have to be held accountable for our actions, even mistakes.

Where did you hear that? Do you remember the one commentator who described the relationship between Barack and Michelle Obama as strong because; "They do a lot of touching, kissing, and even fisting each other!" (She meant fist-bumping...) Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyZunwOCZhY

they didn't have any peni so I had to go with the next best thing

I was expecting it to look like soy sauce.

He has not responded yet I guess I get the trailer by default

If its hidden good enough who's gonna know?

Put your tinfoil hats away... http://www.factcheck.org/tag/nra/feed/

I heard that Exarch is co-sponsoring this

At least they can't take my big penis away from me.

he should start a forum and act like an asshat.

So you're a tracer? http://www.filmcritic.com/features/assets_c/2012/02/chasing-amy-555-thumb-560xauto-42526.jpg

..... I head some guy named Larry is interested in your bike.... Wish I had the money honestly...I wouldve scooped it up a long time ago.

your car looks like barney the dinosaur and joe dirt had a love child

Yes, they do.

Hitchin' up the trlr now. Sux 2 B Imprez & MT.

Ok we have set the date as Sunday June 3rd. Starting at 11am to set up, rain or shine. Preferably shine. So far we have a smoker and BBQ lined up for delicious pork and a frier for deep fried goodness. I wonder if I need a permit to use my lot for this?

Can we rename him djizzle2 ? !??!

Case in point, wrong again. I fucking hate communist burritos. Bol's or tacos are what makes Amurica great, fascist.

que? I've made zero points other than my feelings on the subject in my experiences. So I no comprendo what I'm wrong about? Everyone has their opinion of what they think is right or wrong. I am a person that doesn't give a fuck what other people think and so long as I'm on the right side of the law I will do whatever the fuck I please. Thats what makes America great. Its when people want to start limiting what you can and can not do from a morals stand point is when shit hits the fan. /rant (this isn't directed at you or any one in particular my fellow burrito lover)

Glad you got a in with a company you like. Keep it up...learn every machine you can! It just makes you more valueable as an employee and it also makes the resume that much better. Thats what i did. I started on a small Mazak lathe and ending up on a large CNC boring mill taking every opportunity to go to a different machine inbetween. Now im a programmer using NX8 with the same company. (Jack over) (On topic) As jobt said the pool seems to be low on people that know what the hell they are doing. I actually had to explain to a newly hired guy thats "been in the trade for years" what SFPM and IPM were and how to figure it. The good thing is that you can tell who's got it, not gonna get it or is smart enough to get it with alittle help pretty quickly.

Yes it is but the name stems more from everyone's perception of me as a hillbilly and the tattoo of a vagina on my arm. But are you? You've got me wondering. Although I still wouldn't believe your a chick.

Agreed. They were probably to busy looking at porn and got the stats wrong.

We wouldn't be friends anymore! The constitution doesn't say you have a right to keep and bear arms "inyour home or at the range" if you don't like my RIGHT of self defense you cam fuck off!

You sick sadistic bitch!............. Can we be friends

Yes you do and Jackson is awesome...... but Jordan doesn't. Don't let this ruin you two when her maternal hormones kick in. Like you said you two are gonna be together, she will want one of her own sooner or later. Don't do it bubby, not now.

I got one years ago so my wife could come off of the pill, wasn't too bad other than the shots of anesthetic at first - just feels like the doc's squeezin' yer eggs kind of hard, or like when you sit on 'em proceedure is far simpler for men and only took maybe 30 minutes between walking in the door to leaving. One big piece of advice I can offer; if you do have it done and they don't sew/cauterize the vas's ( man tubes ) but use staples instead ( as they did to me ) DO NOT RIDE A DIRTBIKE WITHOUT A JOCK AND CUP -- I went riding a few weeks after everything was good to go ( or so I thought ) and didn't seem to be a problem until later when I got home and found my satchel had swelled to the size of a baby's head - not shittin' ya a bit! I was almost proud at first until the aching set in, then I realized I was back to square one with the icepack and a couple days off work :D And, no......I didn't get any pics for everyone's amusement Oh, and I went to Dr. Dan Miller in Dayton since our health policy covered it all.

I have to admit, I watched a bit of NBC news just to see what they were saying on the subject. It was like night and day difference between them and fox. Not only did they edit the tape to make Zimmerman look like a racist but they constantly made it sound like Zimmerman shot martin while simply walking home with skittles and tea. They made no mention of Zimmerman being on the phone with the cops, no mention of martin confronting Zimmerman about following him, no mention about Zimmerman turning around to walk away when martin attacked from behind. Its no wonder the liberal groups were mad........ they were listening to BS designed to get them worked up instead of just reporting the facts. NBC should be held liable for all the crap that happened since the shooting.

Either way he used.excessive force... Im not for or against guns, personally I choose not to own one though, but if u own a gun you need to be responsible and not start killing people for no fucking reason. I heard the other guy had a knife so be it, shoot him in the kneecap or some.shit. Aint gotta go around killin fuckers just cuz you think they should die. it shouldnt be up to any individual to decide if someone dies or not. I was in the army 6years, never used my weapon on anyone. Would I have if it came down to it? Damn skippy. Would I shoot.to kill? If he posed an immediate threat to me or my fellow soldiers than hell ya. but if I were to shoot some fucking Arab just cuz I thought he was gunna harm me, or just cuz he punched me or whatever itd be my ass. People just need to use some common sense when handeling a weapon, they are MEANT for protection, not for killing. Thats my 2cents, I know alot of you wont agree, especially gun owners with their whole dont bring a knife to a gun fight bs. Keep that shit at home or on the range, I see it as if ur walking around with a gun your a pussy. I hear people all the time oh my gun is bigger, oh I got more guns, oh I carry around a gun at all times. Who gives a shit, I think ur a retard for always carrying around a gun. Take some damn self defense classes if your that worried about getting robbed that and stay the.fuck out of bad neighborhoods. If you think you need to carry a gun with yourself to feel safe than you are obviously doing something wrong. I dont feel sorry for this fuck in the least bit. I hope he gets.everything he deserves, even if the other guy did have.a knife and eas commiting a crime, I could give 2shits that guy.is dead aswell if he.was guilty. Jesus cant we all just get the hell along? This country is screwed up enough.as is and honestly they need to just ban gins outside of miltary/police situations and give life with no parole for anyone caught carrying ANY kind of weapon.... That would help eliminate crimes. Hell just start giving the death penalty for all serious crimes, ide be happy with that too. I know im tired of paying taxes so people can live it up in jail and prison, them fucks get better benefits than most people do, that is complete BS.... Ok I guess thats my whole dollar lol... Btw whoever I ofended too bad, your not gunna change my opinion. Ya ive been jumped robbed whatever and still feel this way.