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Hey whore monger you have you're own attention whore thread ....

have you ever done it fire crotch style? it's when you get in bed with a girl who is very densely forested down there and then light the forest on fire, and commence vigorous sexy-time (to avoid severe burns)? you can attain charmeleon crotch if you do the above with a true red head. charizard crotch if said red head has a brilliant flare up of crabs at the time.

I just tried to log onto ashleymadison.com and it redirected me here.... weird.

Please let this mean what I think it means!!!

I work in construction as an electrician I see a lot of funny stuff written on the portajohn walls. I decided to start posting pictures of these writings. Find something funny written on a wall? Post it up. Some engineering humor.

(language NSFW)

IT'S FOR CANCER!

Playa, you done changed the game.

i am going against my own better judgment to keep away from inflammable topics by posting here, Living in different parts of the world and seeing many different caste culture creed religion and being from a family who fortunately are very broad minded I have been directly related to different religion from marriage etc. I am prolly an agnostic as best as i can define myself. As every one in the world already know, and been said zillion times before, i just repeat it just for name sake, Human being is basically an animal who is born with the tendency to survive, all the so called 7 sins is in our true nature. The ability to think and act based on good thoughts sets us apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. In the past with minimal development in science, tech, maths, philosophy etc etc religious teaching were used to keep the man thinking and build up a sort of good vs evil, heaven vs hell theory. This helped the common man and the population as such to reach and follow a consensus as to what we should and should not be doing, In short all the books taught one and the same think... DO NO HARM TO OTHERS. a person who follows his own religious book will be a true believer and he will do no harm to others. for drawing the example from the books of two contrasting religion as you call them, both koran and bible have all the story and all the teaching almost very identical. In fact the koran has the teaching that those who follow any of the "holy" books to the tee will attain "heaven". So where did we go wrong, we went wrong by the mere fact that deep inside we are all filthy animals. No matter where in this world there will be assholes who will try to use the religion as a cover for what ever economical/political advantage, If there is only one religion in a nation then they will bring in caste/ race/ gender some thing to suit their purpose. so what ever you see now is just a few people trying to play the rest of the world. its not just one religion, every religion has been used as a cover by some one or some group. Just imagine, just because of what one hitler did, will it be wise to call their action as christian terrorism? just like that here are some examples, even from the epitome of so called peace "buddist monks" (all random Google searches just to site examples for the religion in question) http://my.opera.com/DANBUZU/blog/2012/07/12/why-the-genocide-of-burmese-muslims http://indianterrorism.bravepages.com/gujarat%20pictures%202.htm some pics in here are really bad, duly adviced http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Bosnian-Serbs-admit-to-Muslim-massacre-2749946.php now the argument is not, they did it so the other did it etc, every life lost was precious and was dear and close to some one. 1, 5, 300, 7000 doesn't matter as long as this cycle of hate from our own selfs keep building. Cycle of hate propagated by some and fueled by other media who all end up benefiting. Proper education, economic strength, freedom, employment, health , quality of life etc is what we should be promoting and not trying to trash and fight for or against some unscrupulous fellows. But that an utopian society which will never exist, as our human brain is tuned in a way that we need the hate center to be active, against some thing. I guess, Only an alien invasion can save us now by uniting all of us. there is only one question to be asked when ever you see some of these atrocities. WHO BENEFITS? for eg some assholes did 911 as they claim in the name of religion, who gained what? certainly not islam as it became one of the most hated religion in the world, certainly not muslims as they are shunned upon by rest of the world. Huge war lot more death and in the end just few people walk away better than this all started. lastly, go out and meet some american muslims like Biker boy here, he will be one of the nicest person you know and might even be your best friend if you give him the chance. Ask any one around if they know any single muslim in USA who they know in person who wants some thing bad for this country, i bet you wouldnt find even single soul who will turn back on this place who provide them food and shelter. Of course you will find one in a million who is walking around with the wrong motive, but he doesnt define the rest of the one million. i say at least in here, lets just have one religion, RIDING and just keep doing that to clean our souls.

I thought id wonder over here and see what its like. ive been on AFJ for a few years now, I know theres sometimes a disagreement between the two forums, I choose to not get involved in it. im just looking for like minded people to ride with. I ride a lot. I ride controlled but like to carry a swift pace, but ofcourse always AGATT. I have a 05 buell xb12r firebolt, a 12 bmw s1000rr, and a 01 honda cr250r. you can usually find me around falmouth kentucky on nice days, and whenever I get a chance, I love to hit the smokies. hopefully I get to meet some new friends here. - Aaron

Ninjachick, you've got to earn the right to wear the hat!

Given enough beer, the guys on here would bang a mop.

oh I like that well we could make that interesting Oh really, I wanna wear it too.

No money can fix the shitty grip of a glock...

So Illinois has no statewide CCW law. An outright ban. Fed appeals court says that's unconstitutional: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/illinois-concealed-carry-_n_2278114.html If it gets appealed to the Supreme Court, then guess what? That decision is nationwide. California, New York City, everywhere...

I have been claiming my title at world of beer

.... With all do respect

Set that hook Alan, your bobber is bobblin' Uhhh, correction....we've seen HIM limp AROUND because of it, not actually seen his limpness......or HAVE YOU?

Dude, 3 laps on an XR would be murder. It would take 20 minutes to run that. If he's got sapre time like that, we can use more practice time. No offense, but if he does a WERA type mini bullshit, I will get out there on my Zuma and 4th and 99 everyone so they can't race afterwards to prevent it from going on next time. That shit is all cool, but on a big track with no way to short cut it? Murder with a capital shit myself...

You took shits down the laundry chute?

Now that I have close to $200 in trigger upgrades, I might actually agree with this.

Well here is how it went.... He showed up with sandwich and booze. She said "give me six inches and make it hurt!" So he fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face. /Story

before we go much farther into the glory hole, i just wanted to say thanks lol

Well I guess there's only one way to answer that question. Find out for yourself or ask someone who knows.

Bwahahahahahaha....you funny guy, you! Wait............

Nope, I'll pass on this. That shit itches way too much and is not comfy at all when trying to grow back. I'll keep mine clean thank you.

I feel bad for Howard.

well he said the list was getting small so i wanted to provide a new perspective

Welcome! With that attitude you'll do just fine here.

:werd::stupid:Yeah, the only thing that matters at this point is; did anyone get anal, and was it good?

I fforgot Tod was the expert for having shit shoved inti his ass.

You can't leave this thread mr. 18"

So someone just needs to make a 12ga. handgun

Yeah but way more fun to play with till you hit a neighbors house a few times while drinking beer on the patio and have to run inside like a little kid. LOL

Bro , i didn't check any of the links u posted here , not for any reason but being lazy . your original posting is about how scared you are of sharia law and the fact the according to the video u posted it is growing in the USA. you still haven't answered any of my previous questions sharia says to cut the hand of a theif that he used to steal ..... would u point out how many countries have that as a law ? 1 Saudi arabia it says that you can't have sex without marriage , and if you did you are to be whipped only if you were proven that ur dick penetrated someone's pussy by 4 witnesses who should agree to all details " of course if you are having sex with someone who isn't your wife but you are married " then you are to be stoned " same as in the bible right ? stoning adulteries ? how many countries actually do this ? none that i know of being scared of something that you don't understand is natural , but the natural way to avoid fearing it is trying to understand it. you are saying that some muslims in america are on holy war, where did you get this ? if you look at 911 and read the teaches of islam, you would find that it is saying " even at war , you aren't to hurt elders, kids, women, trees , animals unless if they fight you or blocked your way in a way you can't go around it " ,then you come around and say Osama said he did it cause of religion , he can say what ever the fuck he wants, doesn't make it true . people in afghanistan and iraq fighting the US soldiers isn't a holy war , altho for them it might be as they see them selves defending their lands ...... i don't agree to war period. again i see this post as another bash to a religion you aren't trying to understand.

Nightly occurance at your place?

you're the worst stalker ever.

This is getting sad.

They must be extra dedicated. There's roughly 100 thousand ohmmmms in that religion.

Can't be held responsible for what happens to your wife while you're black-out-drunk. There will be a quick release form we'll need you to sign. Also, would she be getting black-out-drunk as well, or will we need to bring the chloroform? And Jbot and I will be sharing the queen bed, it's what we are accustomed to. You and your wife can have the room with 2 twins. We'll be stacking those and making bunk beds of course. There will be so much more room for games and activities.

Here is my smoker setup on Thanksgiving when I smoked two smaller turkeys. I modified the inside with a steel plate to distribute the heat across the smoker and installed the two temp gauges.

Not worried about it. Protected.

Oh by the way JRM, careful starting your car in the morning. I've been taking night classes at the mosque

Two of everything is better than one...well, except colonics

Thats why you dig pits with bungee stick in them around the outside of it cover them with some camo netting. Since the deer camp theft i have kinda lost my last little bit of trust or compassion toward other people.

Weld your Genny to it...