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New to the site and am looking for opinions looking to mod my 2009 mustang had cold air intake when purchased i put on o/r x pipe and violator mufflers have long tube headers for it am wanting opinions on cams and supercharger and where to take it to get tuned i am in ohio and opinions would be appreciated http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a570/5speeder/2009mustang_zps7d49d97e.jpg

Who wants in I'm betting the kid will have a motorcycle before kawi gets another one

Just hitting the introduction thread since I'm new here. Not sure what to put, but I've been riding since I was 17 (almost 20 years now). I've been out of the scene for the past 2 years since I had decided to go back to college. Graduated this past December and currently have zero desire to go back again. That being said, I plan on hitting as many events as possible this year to make up for lost time. Not going to pull a BIG-ERN and try to recruit anyone.... Hope to see you all around.

I work afternoons and my commute home takes me down an unlit section of 241. I drive it with my brights on but dim for oncoming traffic. I get a few that forget and dim when I flash them and then a few assholes who don't dim at all....makes me wish I had some zillion candlepower aircraft landing lights for when they don't get the hint...goat blood balloons will work till then.

Something to consider; Your wife controls 100 percent of the vagina in the house.

Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat. I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck. The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you... Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope ...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease." Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding. So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow. Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then? So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards. I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff. The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean. That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage. So I grabbed the bar of soap and went to work. You fucking Pringle bastards. The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again. Fucking Pringle bastards. This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles. Location: Inside the skinny jeans of a dirty Seattle hipster posted to instagram

Dude how did I miss this developing story, and by story I mean thread. This has all the chances to make my Friday before Jennings not blow. Please continue, I especially like the inclusion of GF's and sexual favors, alway's a classy touch. In before this goes to off topic, or locked. Ben, at least give it until 5pm tomorrow, I need this in my life right now.

Ive been to vegas at least 15 times and have never seen traffic on that road flowing at 45 mph the guy on the bike slowed down to allow enough room for him to stay clear of the car and allow the car room to get in front of him. The over zealous prick cop was unable to maintain a safe clear distance.

Probably has a small dick too

Ok, having both cats and dogs I can say there are ups and downs to both animals. We recently dropped $3600 on new living room furniture because the dog ruined the old stuff with his claws. He wouldn't get on it while we were home but when left alone its the first place he would go. He also thinks everything in the house including my side of the bed is his (i blame the wife, she raised him to sleep in her bed) and he Shits all over my yard. Now I love the dog, he's a good boy and we play every day and he's got personality and he's hilarious and all the great things a dog is, but he's a pain in the balls sometimes. Those who say a cat is a shitty pet have never watched one stalk a squirrel, run it down and catch it, beat it up some, drag it to the center of the yard and let it go, watch it almost make it to a tree and let it think it got away, then catch it again and repeat the process till dead. Sitting on the porch with a six pack watching that, well its just wholesome family entertainment. I like cats because they are miniature versions of some of the planets most viscious and efficient killing machines and the only animal besides humans that hunts for pleasure. Sure you have to clean out a litterbox once a week, it takes five minutes. I'd rather clean my catbox than my yard, which is full of man-sized Shits. I love owning both cats and dogs even though they both have their faults.

The car looks good. Hoping you actually turbo it. Use larger pictures. And periods, and the shift key. Welcome.

I'm fat and fucking love my life! I have no regrets about being a lazy, beer drinking, food loving asshole. Who gives a flying fuck? You do what you like, I do what I like so why attack people for seemingly no reason?

You think Buddah doesn't get on your furniture. That's hilarious.

That would only be accurate under the assumption he has a brain. As a friend of his, I can tell you unequivocally he does not.

Same ill meet ya at bath and body works.

God damn Dennis Rodman

I didn't really want to tell you this way but, remember that week when you were at SHOT?

Congratulations!!!!! You two will be great parents.

I think he started the apocalypse by reproducing

He's my brother, but I'm Patrolman Obvious.

Who cares?

roid rage>road rage

It's not an election year.

i dont understand this... dont YOU shit indoors too? or do you go in the yard like some kind of philistine? going inside is one of the hallmarks of civility.

According to BIG-ERN, most of us on here are already homos so we don't need no stinkin' list to point out the obvious.

If you have to sit down and write a list of things that you think make others homo, you are a closet homo.

Ya he took a picture of the car :gabe:

Hmmm curious. So a shop did a RHS engine swap with a aps TT kit on a vette and tune it.. Did the shop build that car or just upgraded it?