Today's little project:
Step 1: gut one of your garage door opener remotes, remove the business end.
B: solder wires to either side of momentary switch on board. If you cant do this, just hit it with your purse a few times then ask your boyfriend to try.
III: drill a hole in your fairing in a spot that's easy to reach with your left hand. Mount waterproof momentary switch. Wrap remote guts in several layers of electrical tape, solder to switch and secure to underside of fairing.
voila!
Now drink a beer, you've earned it.