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Fuck cats.

When my wife Linda cleaned out Breeze's litter box today, she discovered that our sentimental kitty had left an homage to her love for us. Since the only art media available to the cat are her own pee and poo and the kitty litter, that’s what she used. We were moved to tears upon discovering it—tears of laughter. She quite literally pulled this one outta her ass. Anticipating what her plans for Christmas might be.

We could name the artifact "Holy Shit"!!

That needs to be framed, in an air tight container of course. You might get a fortune on EBay. And you should start an Instagram account for the cat. It could be the next Grumpy Cat. It needs a catchy name.... I vote.....Poo Cat.

I'm going to be done(full time) before I'm 50 (43 now) House will be paid off, both kids long gone, her student loan gone. I'm dumping stupid money into my 401K now like 18%, goes up 1% every year and has for the last 13 years. Momma bear loves her career and dons't mind supporting us for the years after that. I'll work part time to buy the toys and vacations.

..................Customer takes their business elsewhere, shop owner goes under and wonders what happened.

Gross. Smh.

You all are having way to much FUN! King Kenny, started training with the mini's back in the day According to Superbikeplanet, the three-time world champion had owned the ranch for about 35 years. What began as a practice track for Kenny and his friends and family eventually grew to become the Kenny Roberts Training Ranch. It served as a hands-on classroom for eventual championship riders like Eddie Lawson, Wayne Rainey, Kenny Roberts Jr., Rich Oliver, and Jorge Lorenzo. Roberts was still active in training professional Gran Prix riders last year, and the track saw regular use by local riders. Roberts’ dirt track training methods would also take root in Europe, where he won the first of his three consecutive titles in 1978. The Spanish site of the KR Training Ranch was adjacent to the Circuit de Catalunya, just outside Barcelona. World class competitors like Sete Gibernau and Valentino Rossi would hone their skills as teenagers on the dirt track. Eventually the advent of electronic controls such as traction control in MotoGP racing would render Roberts’ training style obsolete, but he will always stand as a pioneer in the field. In a 1999 interview, 500cc World Champion Alex Criville credited The Ranch with improving his performance on the road racing circuits. “Riding the Rotax singles at the Roberts school helped me stay calm and comfortable when the bike was sliding and helped me get the Honda NSR500 turned earlier and the power down earlier,” he said. “I was racing Mick Doohan on the same bikes, and riding dirt track helped me get on his level in spite of coming from a 125cc and 250 background.”

https://i.imgur.com/JHlsGYI.mp4

Instantly thought of @Pauly

Got my first modern 9mm handgun. FN 509 tactical. Vortex venom sight.

Extra butter and sour cream on the potato. Fuck Ed.

For the first time in a long time, I'm speechless ☠️