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Near the bottom of the front page. Look for a post by someone named Mitch about strippers and peeing. I like that guy already.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. ~GrandMaster Fonz

It will be nice having them around. They can haul our shit down to the Gap.

I’m reaching out to inform you your car warranty has expired.

New phone. Who dis?

This shits pretty OK, thanks for the work getting this all together, Ben.

Man, this is going to end up like an epic version of West Side Story.

“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”

@Casper heck yeah you have a bunch more to do… So now there’ll be more than 6 people posting on here now?

They can even bring the women folk with them. No worries about the women finding the cars guys attractive, at least not mine she doesn't like the feminine boys.

Nevermind the fact the car website died and the motorcycle site saved it. 🤔

Sounds like a fun time. I was just a skinny ladNever knew no good from badBut I knew love before I left my nurseryLeft alone with big fat FannyShe was such a naughty nannyHey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Back to Forum Life. BLaaH What's a YOTA and does it ride a motorcycle ?

Fonzie stepped down? I thought he was fired! Last thing I remember he gave me my name as Black Tod, changed my avatar then disappeared.

GrandMaster Fonzie... Has a ring to it 😎👑

Good deal. Thanks, for putting in all the work.

This is some fucking bullshit and I want my money back. I'm already seeing names I don't recognize and I hate them already. I expect to see a bunch of whiny cage driving bitches fuck up this whole place. Is Tonik in charge of everything now? I want to complain to the head guy in charge not some minion. Can I be a moderator of this new shit?

I thought I created an account on here eleventybillion years ago. Good stuff Stillman.

Good stuff

where's the chatbox?

Welp, it was a good run lol. JK Cool merger.

First!

I bought a set of cheap wheels from him once, seemed okay at the time. I see him on facebook from time to time, seems he is bouncing around a bunch of different shops for the past couple years, of course he is always the best tech and he always works with idiots. I would delete him, but it is entertaining to see his posts sometimes.